Friend-zoned. OC. be gentle.. Being friendszoned is like sitting in front of a ehee as he qte' a delicious pie for you. Then at the last minute, he decides that
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Friend-zoned

OC. be gentle.

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Being friendszoned is like sitting in front of a
ehee as he qte' ******* a delicious pie for you. Then
at the last minute, he decides that you and
have the pie, so you sit there and stare at it.
The longer you stay, the you get and
the Flore delicious it looks, but still you
mot touer it. Even worse is the faet that
other guys are allotted to walk up
and steek their fingers in the pie, taking piece
after piece of what you thought was ones to
be yours. You know you should leave and
forget about the pie, find somethong else to
eat, but nothing ahould fill the hole in the pit
of your like that pie, so you hold
onto hope that one day you' ll at least get a
taste.
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Submitted: 04/26/2012
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#116 - madlyhadley (04/26/2012) [+] (21 replies)
#4 - auryn (04/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
<-- To all the people complaining about being friendzoned

She's either interested or she isn't.
If she isn't interested just deal with it and move on.
#319 - daelril (04/26/2012) [-]
Have you learned nothing from this movie? Just grab the damn pie and stick your dick in it!
#69 - tanisrapedmygoat (04/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Complaining about being in the friendzone is like being a 5 year old that doesn't get a toy. The toy wasn't made for you, and sure other people may buy or use the toy. At no point is it your toy. So get a different toy and get the **** over it. You have no right to it.
#460 - gmarrox (04/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Then after years and years of the pie torture you become sick of that pie. Over time you resent pie. Pie begins to disgust you. You can't even ******* look at pie. You try not eating, but you're still hungry. Then it hits you: meat. You fill yourself with all kinds of meat. Big meat, small meat, dark meat, white meat. You become insatiable in your quest for meat. You cannot stop your infinite lust for meat. It gnaws in the back of your mind at all times. You live to consume meat.

And thus, OP was born.
#575 - legitllamalover (04/27/2012) [-]
**legitllamalover rolls 66**
#221 - fishinyourface ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
maybe you should stop whining after the pie that multiple guys touched with their bacteria-filled hands and go for one of the more affordable pies on the other counter.....
#560 - metallican (04/27/2012) [-]
It's because you didn't pay for the pie.
#400 - gmanjohn (04/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This is how you get the ladies   
   
&lt;---- Step 1
This is how you get the ladies

<---- Step 1
#403 to #401 - gmanjohn (04/27/2012) [-]
&lt;---- Step 3   
   
And that is how it is done
<---- Step 3

And that is how it is done
#784 - Crispin (04/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #617 - theoneandonlynate (04/27/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Have any of the 12 year olds stopped to think that maybe being friendzoned happens for a reason? It might be that you're too much of a pussy to make enough of an impact on her, or that she can tell the only reason you're such a "nice guy" is that you want to get in her pants, or maybe you're just too ******* ugly for her (which is perfectly reasonable, you know that you can't say you'd date an ugly chick just because she had a good personality). The bottom line is, that if a girl was interested in you, she wouldn't put you in the "friend-zone", so stop ******* bitching about it. God I've posted this rant so many times that it's almost lost all meaning.

#570 - masterhuge (04/27/2012) [-]
Problem Solved
#122 - bradical (04/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My face when I got friendzoned and then went out with the girl's sister 3 days later
My face when I got friendzoned and then went out with the girl's sister 3 days later
#869 - BobbyMcFerrin (04/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Being friend-zoned is like walking up to pie at a bakery and pressing your face up against the glass. The longer you stay there and press your face against the glass, the more entitled you feel that the pie should be yours. "Why shouldn't it be mine?" you proclaim, "I've been standing next to it longer than anyone else!" The baker is flattered by your admiration for his creation, but cannot simply give you the pie unless you offer him something in return. Unfortunately, you have nothing that the baker wants. Meanwhile, other customers come in and buy slices of the pie with whatever it was they had to offer. This offends you for some reason and you begin to resent the baker, though you still cannot stop fantasizing about his pie. Finally, you go on the internet and complain about how all bakers don't know what they should accept as payment for pie, since the baker you met did not accept whatever it was that you had. These internet complaints about bakers in general ignite conversation about other bakers of a similar nature, and the complaints gain popularity until they reach the front page of funnyjunk.com.

inb4 red thumbs for telling the truth
inb4 coolstorybro.jpg
inb4 betafags calling me betafag thinking that i think i am alpha when really i am betafag as well but just realistic betafag
#417 - funnijake (04/27/2012) [-]
then this guy comes along
#246 - iquorn (04/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Only, that pie isn't yours. I mean yeah, you sat there and watched it being made, but did you actually ask for any? No. You didn't do anything, because you were scared the chef would reject you, say you couldn't have any. You had no proof of this, obviously. And now that other boys are dipping in fingers on your 'dibs''d pie, you're suddenly offended, because obviously they're all dicks, taking what is yours.   
   
And you know what, if you asked for the pie and didn't get it, then you should understand that there are other desserts in the damned dining hall, not just pie.   
   
THE PIE IS NOT YOURS BECAUSE YOU WATCHED IT BEING MADE   
IT WASN'T EVEN PROMISED TO YOU   
WHY DON'T YOU WATCH SOME NAKED DESSERTS, YOU'LL GET OVER IT QUICKER
Only, that pie isn't yours. I mean yeah, you sat there and watched it being made, but did you actually ask for any? No. You didn't do anything, because you were scared the chef would reject you, say you couldn't have any. You had no proof of this, obviously. And now that other boys are dipping in fingers on your 'dibs''d pie, you're suddenly offended, because obviously they're all dicks, taking what is yours.

And you know what, if you asked for the pie and didn't get it, then you should understand that there are other desserts in the damned dining hall, not just pie.

THE PIE IS NOT YOURS BECAUSE YOU WATCHED IT BEING MADE
IT WASN'T EVEN PROMISED TO YOU
WHY DON'T YOU WATCH SOME NAKED DESSERTS, YOU'LL GET OVER IT QUICKER
#853 - mytrakytra (04/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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That pie proboly has the herps.
#631 - CIS White Male (04/27/2012) [-]
&gt;stick their fingers in the pie
>stick their fingers in the pie
User avatar #469 - imaginativename (04/27/2012) [-]
but in the end you go crazy and rape the pie.
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