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#81 - bnixisbest **User deleted account** (04/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #224 to #81 - jakols (04/26/2012) [-]
well...My hearing is gone, that's for sure
User avatar #194 to #81 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/26/2012) [-]
shot my keyboard / track pad
User avatar #185 to #81 - ShadeMinus (04/26/2012) [-]
through my side
User avatar #181 to #81 - tinywerewolf ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
shot my tv

User avatar #174 to #81 - shamefulhumor (04/26/2012) [-]
What a time to scratch my asshole
User avatar #167 to #81 - itzropey (04/26/2012) [-]
*playing borderlands while looking at FJ comments* **** now i gotta get a new controller
User avatar #152 to #81 - Xaftz (04/26/2012) [-]
the gun would be in my mouth and my brains would be no more...
User avatar #136 to #81 - corkinho (04/26/2012) [-]
i just blew up my cock :C
User avatar #132 to #81 - hudsen (04/26/2012) [-]
Right as I read this I went to scratch my head...
User avatar #131 to #81 - robotrone (04/26/2012) [-]
my neck would be a bit burnt and some skin would come off, but i'd live.
User avatar #128 to #81 - camerel (04/26/2012) [-]
now i need to buy a new keyboard, and something to fix my desk
User avatar #127 to #81 - BeardOfJesus (04/26/2012) [-]
MY TV! **** , i just bought that.
#126 to #81 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
Chose a bad time to scratch my balls with my left hand
User avatar #120 to #81 - thethread (04/26/2012) [-]
I was scratching my nuts...
User avatar #116 to #81 - elitetroll (04/26/2012) [-]
i just ******* blew off a chunk of my nose and probably a bit of my forehead skin..... Eh, coulda been worse
User avatar #113 to #81 - vicsix (04/26/2012) [-]
I just put a bullet through my brain. **** .
#109 to #81 - fagbagzag (04/26/2012) [-]
**** YOU. I read this assuming right and thought it would go right out the window then I realized it said left as I was scratching my nose....with that finger. How ****** up am I? Killshot to the face.
User avatar #110 to #109 - bnixisbest **User deleted account** (04/26/2012) [-]
I don't think blowing off your nose would kill you.
#114 to #110 - fagbagzag (04/26/2012) [-]
Except for the fact I was literally scratching my nose with my fingertip pointing towards the center of my brain.
User avatar #107 to #81 - goochmaster (04/26/2012) [-]
just went through the door. the Housing department can have that **** fixed in no time.
#106 to #81 - anarrowtotheknee (04/26/2012) [-]
just shot both of my legs..... well i guess its the wheel chair for me
User avatar #105 to #81 - schneidend ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! Right in the moob!
User avatar #104 to #81 - serpens (04/26/2012) [-]
bed... meh i'm really unhappy about it but it could certainly be worse
User avatar #103 to #81 - twatmissile (04/26/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolls 01**
the bullet went through one of my cats and hit the other one- Double Kill.... ****
only dubs can bring them back to life
#102 to #81 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
Through my cheek and out the top of my head the other side...damn...
#101 to #81 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
i just killed my sister......   
   
   
   
   
thank you.......
i just killed my sister......




thank you.......
#100 to #81 - coolioplasm (04/26/2012) [-]
AAAGH, MY KNEE!
User avatar #99 to #81 - naruchu (04/26/2012) [-]
My Dr. Pepper....Dammit!
#97 to #81 - darrelltwo (04/26/2012) [-]
my ******* chest
#94 to #81 - thelastprothean (04/26/2012) [-]
Well shoot. I took mine right in the face. Pic unrelated
User avatar #92 to #81 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
shot a hole through my bedroom wall
there goes the property value
+3
#95 to #92 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#91 to #81 - hourhero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#88 to #81 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
shot through the heart


and you're to blame....


blah blah blah.. a bad name
User avatar #89 to #88 - bnixisbest **User deleted account** (04/26/2012) [-]
You give love
...A bad name
#192 to #89 - dannehj (04/26/2012) [-]
you give love a band aid!
#90 to #89 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
i know..it wasnt relevant though.

excuse my while i die in my pool of blood
User avatar #86 to #81 - gavinchase (04/26/2012) [-]
God damnit I was scratching my head while reading this.
#85 to #81 - oedad (04/26/2012) [-]
Took one in the gut
User avatar #83 to #81 - galkawhm ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
My computer isn't going to work with that hole in the middle of it...
#162 to #83 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
umm im so ****** ... im never masterbaiting on fj again...... lololol
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