Karma'd

"no officer, i don't know these people, and i have no idea how they got this number"

And you respond...

> friend needs to do a psychology project where he does something in public and documents public reaction
>We decided to see how people would react to bike stealing (and threw in some humor just to make sure people wouldn't take it too seriously)
>He waits outside a mall with his bike
>I run up to him, beat him with a plastic ligthsaber, and "steal" the bike
>mfw I'm pedaling away at max speed with some random stranger screaming his lungs out and chasing after me

that moment when I'm famous on funnyjunk for being an idiot who steals bikeseats

YFW they call you

Come on be honest, when he said "steal my bike" you thought of one thing...

Your friends are kinda retarded. No, really, what's the payoff of this prank supposed to be? You're mildly irritated on the way home? I ride my bike with little use of the seat. If my roommate were to do that, it'd be no more of an inconvenience than the time he decided to "lock" me out of the room...despite both of us having a key.

"Dude, someone took my bike seat"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah..."
"Well that sucks!"
"Not really, I don't use the damn thing."
"LOL I have it right here!"
"...You are some kinda prank machine you know that."
"LOLOLOLOL"
"Now go put it back..."
HFW

What if they said it was a prank just because they got caught and they actually wanted to steal and sell it?

mfw I tell the police I don't know them

**drunkasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #365 at One of my favourtite gifs ** my karma

maybe it wasn't a prank :>

Your friends FW you said you didn't know them

Sounds like Ilya didn't want a seat for a reason.

Story time: I go to college at a large, respectable university in a medium-sized city. I use a bike to get around; ergo, I need a bike lock.

Just the other day I got out of class, went to my bike, and found THIS. Apparently some miserable queefpickle had tried--and failed--to cut my bike lock and steal my bike.

So, to that pathetic human being: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what happens when you go to the fucking Dollar Store to get your bolt cutters! Or safety scissors, whatever the guy used. But if you want to steal MY bike, you're going to have to put in more of an effort than that, you limp-dicked piece of shit!

(That's all assuming that the asshole who tried to steal my bike is an avid FunnyJunker who likes to read comments.)

nigga stole my bike

Good job OP.

God bless Karma

**tealkangaroo lol'd**