lawyer dawg

I should make a poster out of this, and put it out by our road, and make it
LAWYER DOG
FOR PRESIDENT
2012

Here you go, mate.
Check dem Paint skills.
Enlarge, save, and share, if you know anyone else who wants one.

Thanks!

If you never thought you would use that picture, then why bother saving it?

I have loads of pictures in my folder that i just like, i know they will never come in handy but i just like them.
Like this one

(picture from Surviving the World)

he had to defend this dog too, against ass-ault charges

same with this dog. he acted out in self defense!

This dog was continually tickle tortured

Believe me, they aren't so adorable when one bites the fuckmothering shit out of you.

This.
I'm a dog groomer and corgis (slong with shelties, huskies and shiba-inus) are the worst fucking dogs to wash.
Corgis are mean and bite and growl when you brush them/do their nails. A muzzle is practically mandatory when working on a corgi.

I comprehend that sentiment, my good man/woman.
>Had a pair of Huskies and a German Shepherd come in to board at the vet clinic where I work, all owned by the same family.
>Be outside for a walk, and one Husky decides to flip shit on the other, starts trying to eat her.
>Shepherd's like, WATT.png, has nothing to do with the fight.
>Manage to separate them, they just had a bath 10 minutes ago, now they are bloody.
>Go home THAT day.
>Owner learns of fight, doesn't believe his dogs would fight each other, must be someone else's dog.
>THEY WERE THE ONLY DOGS OUTSIDE.
>Owner does not believe anyone.
<-- MFW I tell him there was a surveillance camera that caught the whole thing.

owners are dumb fucks.
I could make a huge line of memes about them.

oh, Poopsie is such a spolied little girl<3
>dog is matted over 90% of body and bruised because of it

my dog is shedding
>shave it

Fido is a good boy, he'll do great with everything
>Needs a muzzle the entire time

Spot just loves the dryer!
>Dog poops out of fear

My favourite...
Owners are all worried about their dog when they bring him in.
"He's a VICIOUS one, now. Be careful..."
Not a problem, I've probably dealt with worse...
"Be VERY careful, he might try to eat you."
Going to be extra cautious now, because I have NO CLUE what I am getting into.
Dog is totally chill, doesn't even break sweat about the situation.
<-- MFW they can't believe he was like a sleeping baby.

But...dogs can't sweat, so how would he break a sweat over the situation! o.O

i love when that happens. My friend bring in his dog for nail trims because it's a terror to them, growling and biting. He's one of the calmest dogs ive ever worked with- i love when he comes in.

I also like dogs that have been customers for forever. We have a german shepherd mix named Yoshi who has bee coming into the salon since he was a puppy (hes 11 now)
He use to be really dog aggressive but now he is such a chill dog. Once his kennel door was accidentally left open and i found him back there, still in his kennel (he always gets the same one, if he gets off the lead for some reason, he'll just calmly walk to his kennel) but he was just hanging out minding his own business.
I think my heart will break once that dog passes on..

We had a Long-Haired Dachshund named Danny Boy that had been boarding frequently for the past decade or so, every time he was there, it didn't matter who you were, he was your buddy, loved everyone, always excited to see you.
Owners be old, in and out of bad health, so Danny was in and out a lot, and was accustomed spending long periods of time with us.
Wife died a few years back, first time I had ever seen that dog be completely mute of his excitement. Was so sad to see, it made everyone else there sad.
Husband only has Daniel left as his friend.
2 weeks ago, the rest of the family decides it is best for the old man to have Daniel put down, to save the old man from being burdened by the dog if either one's health gets really bad.
EVERYONE WAS BAWLING their eyes out., and now the old man has lost his best friend, as have we.

you earned ever bit of respect for using a 4Y-Records joke

BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FLUFFY!!!

CORGI STAMPEDE!

i think you mean 2024.

lol I just realized that I wrote complete BS. Well it was early, and my brain was still half asleep.

its cool. take this.

sorry didn't upload

Thanks! I feel better now.

<--- Here is something in return.

wat

The thought of that vile thing.