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A win for the ages

Saw this on my news feed.

that guy is a dickhead'
when? the devil?"
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Actually, the devil gave humans critical thinking, whim
Go . n t want. He wanted us ts not eat from the tree
of whateverthehell so we could basically be its
eternity, but the devil did us a faves and turned the tables there with
a single t: randomisation,
Also, the devil killed a grand tratys of people in the bible, while God
killed somewhere around 2. 3 million,
He understands human nature, but doesn' trudge you Far being
human.
He accepts Gods unwanted children unr: ,
And still, he' s the dickhead. Why? Beacuse he an tzqe it, Beacuse
he' s not our hero, He' s our silent guardian. a protectron,
A dark knight.
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#914 - hentaisweetie (05/04/2012) [-]
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#898 - vodnuth (04/27/2012) [-]
If this is what people believe about God/ Christianity then no wonder they aren't Christian. Read the bible guys...
#905 to #898 - anonymous (04/28/2012) [-]
If you would actually read the bible, you would have realised that it contradict itself several times
#889 - skumbaner ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
#888 - ninjajunkie (04/26/2012) [-]
It just amazes me that God, being all powerful, has to spend 2 Millenia and the lives of untold millions to undue what amounted to a 5 minute conversation.
#868 - elsuperburrito (04/26/2012) [-]
Hoefully, somewhere, Satan is smiling c:
#842 - sampsonite (04/26/2012) [-]
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God logic. Worth the read.

Who is really the bad guy here?
#877 to #842 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
I enlarge the image and took my time reading through it. Apparently I'm following the bible path and I'm not even religious...
#838 - respectmyauthority (04/26/2012) [-]
give that man a medal
give that man a medal
#834 - widerbubbles (04/26/2012) [-]
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#829 - weedsmokinggod (04/26/2012) [-]
I clapped so damn hard!
#818 - mrantony (04/26/2012) [-]
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#815 - sampsonite (04/26/2012) [-]
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> implying god exists
User avatar #839 to #815 - twentyseconds (04/26/2012) [-]
ok so god created the earth.... but science says the big bang created the earth.... so perhaps the big bang is god? Nah that adds up to perfect its ****** dumb.
User avatar #831 to #815 - jplok (04/26/2012) [-]
>also implying the bible is real.
User avatar #811 - taokami (04/26/2012) [-]
everyone needs a little chaos in their life
#806 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
Jesus loves all his children...
User avatar #863 to #806 - silvermoonelf (04/26/2012) [-]
All his children but women, atheists, gays, anybody who's not christian, slaves, anybody who speaks their mind, weak people, non-virgin brides, bratty children... the list goes on.
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User avatar #848 to #800 - hobotron (04/26/2012) [-]
God hates people like you.
User avatar #827 to #800 - girlfromlastnight **User deleted account** (04/26/2012) [-]
Hell is for people who have committed one of the seven deadly sins. This includes sex, a lot of food and laziness, which I'm pretty sure the devil supports. I don't know about you but Hell kinda sounds like more my thing.
#835 to #819 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #876 to #835 - shadowhorn (04/26/2012) [-]
i will refer you to the above post.
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#795 - harmonicanarchy (04/26/2012) [-]
a few things to say.. iv been a satanist for a couple years now and this is truly amazing.. i get isolated and hated by people for it and this only supports what iv been saying for years thank you... and 2... dark knight?<<
a few things to say.. iv been a satanist for a couple years now and this is truly amazing.. i get isolated and hated by people for it and this only supports what iv been saying for years thank you... and 2... dark knight?<<
#822 to #795 - sandnigglets (04/26/2012) [-]
LOL i used to be a satanist too, after reading the bible so many times i dont understand why people preferred gods side even though he killed,plagued, and enforced people as his slaves by fear, but good ol morning star lucifer offers people what they want and accepts those unwanted children god didnt feel were buttkissing him enough to get in heaven
LOGIC
#832 to #822 - weedsmokinggod (04/26/2012) [-]
I read that Lucifer and Satan are not the same person. So, I'm confused.
User avatar #874 to #832 - sandnigglets (04/26/2012) [-]
well it goes like this, story varies from where you heard it/ book etc. .(so dont rage religfags)
so long time ago, there was this guy named god, he took some mud and created hoomans, and he told all his angels to bow to these mud beings, one of the angels was like 'nah i aint bowing down to no mud ******* "
and then god was all like ' **** yo shiiiiiiiit' and he banished that angel from heaven(what a dick)
that angel was luciferthemorningstar.jpg, aka satan
User avatar #828 to #822 - sandnigglets (04/26/2012) [-]
but then i realized any religion was pretty pointless. .lol
#810 to #795 - sampsonite (04/26/2012) [-]
It's okay man, the 8th grade can be tough!
#805 to #795 - thedarklugia (04/26/2012) [-]
Sounds like the middles schoolers these days are toto pricks.
#799 to #795 - allcontent (04/26/2012) [-]
i cant stop laughing.
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