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A win for the ages

Saw this on my news feed.

that guy is a dickhead'
when? the devil?"
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Actually, the devil gave humans critical thinking, whim
Go . n t want. He wanted us ts not eat from the tree
of whateverthehell so we could basically be its
eternity, but the devil did us a faves and turned the tables there with
a single t: randomisation,
Also, the devil killed a grand tratys of people in the bible, while God
killed somewhere around 2. 3 million,
He understands human nature, but doesn' trudge you Far being
human.
He accepts Gods unwanted children unr: ,
And still, he' s the dickhead. Why? Beacuse he an tzqe it, Beacuse
he' s not our hero, He' s our silent guardian. a protectron,
A dark knight.
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#48 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [+] (27 replies)
To be honest, I'd rather live in a garden naked with some hot chick and be happy for all eternity WITHOUT critical thinking skills than be stuck in a ****** apartment with no girlfriend and be miserable all the time, but be able to realize when something is ******** . Just my two cents.
#52 to #51 - justatest (04/25/2012) [-]
i don`t like fiction
#16 - judson (04/25/2012) [-]
MFW I read the last few lines
User avatar #342 - arnoldnorris (04/25/2012) [+] (14 replies)
>Accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally
>Tortures them for eternity
>Wut
#435 - SemiAnon (04/25/2012) [-]
>makes Batman joke
>everyone argues about religion
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User avatar #444 - MyMomTookMyXbox (04/25/2012) [+] (31 replies)
As a sophomore who goes to a strictly catholic high school, and is my job to study and read the bible, would say its all about interpretation, every single case provided to not say the devil is a dick head can be countered,for example, if Adam and eve did not eat the apple we wouldn't give a single **** what any one would think about us, we would walk around naked and not be judged, that is a world I would like to live in,,,, a rant by someone who questions his religion, thankyou
#285 - philliyoMLB ONLINE (04/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
But didn't Lucifer 						*******					 hate humans and wanted them all killed?
But didn't Lucifer ******* hate humans and wanted them all killed?

#29 - justatest (04/25/2012) [-]
MFW after i read
#233 - tsktsk (04/25/2012) [+] (12 replies)
mfw Lucifer ******* hated human beings, and although most of what she said was true, he thought we were flawed and ********** .

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User avatar #560 to #556 - KaotixStorm (04/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, prepare for the sea of red thumbs because this is a very christian site with good christian morals.
#324 - thebiscitking (04/25/2012) [-]
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#123 - auscol (04/25/2012) [-]
Everything I know is a lie.
Everything I know is a lie.
#329 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
u turned me from agnostic to satanist... good job.
#317 - capinsquiggles ONLINE (04/25/2012) [-]
#653 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
The devil didn't give humans critical thinking. The fruit of knowledge only gave humans a sense of right and wrong. God was going to let Adam and Eve hang out in a tropical paradise where everything was provided for them and they could do whatever they wanted for all of eternity as long as they didn't eat the stupid fruit from one stupid tree, and the devil screwed it up by convincing them that the fruit of knowledge would make them equal with God. I'm pretty sure that the sense of right and wrong and the laws created from it have kept everyone from doing something they really wanted to do, whereas a world that's so perfect that you don't need to do anything and you can do whatever you want with no consequences sounds like a dream come true. Whoever wrote that comment obviously had no idea what he was talking about since not a single human would have died by God's hand or anyone else's for that matter if Adam and Eve hadn't broken the one simple rule that God gave them. So yeah, the devil is a great guy for getting humans to defy God when he knew they'd be severely punished for it. He's also an idiot because he tried to overpower an all-powerful being which is what got him thrown out of heaven in the first place.
#442 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [+] (9 replies)
those deaths were due to human ignorance. God didn't want us to eat the fruit so that we would not sin and we could live our lives without the fear of going to hell, but the Devil tricked Eve. Like dominoes, everything else started. So every death is Satan's fault. This guy is a dumb-ass who only wants attention. pic somewhat related.
User avatar #449 to #442 - MrHare (04/25/2012) [-]
Hi,
I am Religious/Not-Religious.
My opinion is better than yours and has absolutely zero faults of its own.
You must share my opinion or I will highly dislike you.
That is all.
Yours Sincerely,
Any close minded simpleton.
#231 - galkawhm (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
God gives us eternal damnation for doing something bad.   
   
Satan just blocks my tv.
God gives us eternal damnation for doing something bad.

Satan just blocks my tv.
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