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A win for the ages

Saw this on my news feed.

that guy is a dickhead'
when? the devil?"
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well yes, '
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Actually, the devil gave humans critical thinking, whim
Go . n t want. He wanted us ts not eat from the tree
of whateverthehell so we could basically be its
eternity, but the devil did us a faves and turned the tables there with
a single t: randomisation,
Also, the devil killed a grand tratys of people in the bible, while God
killed somewhere around 2. 3 million,
He understands human nature, but doesn' trudge you Far being
human.
He accepts Gods unwanted children unr: ,
And still, he' s the dickhead. Why? Beacuse he an tzqe it, Beacuse
he' s not our hero, He' s our silent guardian. a protectron,
A dark knight.
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#48 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [+] (27 replies)
To be honest, I'd rather live in a garden naked with some hot chick and be happy for all eternity WITHOUT critical thinking skills than be stuck in a ****** apartment with no girlfriend and be miserable all the time, but be able to realize when something is ******** . Just my two cents.
#52 to #51 - justatest (04/25/2012) [-]
i don`t like fiction
#16 - judson (04/25/2012) [-]
MFW I read the last few lines
User avatar #342 - arnoldnorris (04/25/2012) [+] (14 replies)
>Accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally
>Tortures them for eternity
>Wut
#435 - SemiAnon (04/25/2012) [-]
>makes Batman joke
>everyone argues about religion
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User avatar #444 - MyMomTookMyXbox (04/25/2012) [+] (31 replies)
As a sophomore who goes to a strictly catholic high school, and is my job to study and read the bible, would say its all about interpretation, every single case provided to not say the devil is a dick head can be countered,for example, if Adam and eve did not eat the apple we wouldn't give a single **** what any one would think about us, we would walk around naked and not be judged, that is a world I would like to live in,,,, a rant by someone who questions his religion, thankyou
#285 - philliyoMLB (04/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
But didn't Lucifer 						*******					 hate humans and wanted them all killed?
But didn't Lucifer ******* hate humans and wanted them all killed?

#29 - justatest (04/25/2012) [-]
MFW after i read
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User avatar #560 to #556 - KaotixStorm (04/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, prepare for the sea of red thumbs because this is a very christian site with good christian morals.
#324 - thebiscitking (04/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#123 - auscol (04/25/2012) [-]
Everything I know is a lie.
Everything I know is a lie.
#442 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [+] (9 replies)
those deaths were due to human ignorance. God didn't want us to eat the fruit so that we would not sin and we could live our lives without the fear of going to hell, but the Devil tricked Eve. Like dominoes, everything else started. So every death is Satan's fault. This guy is a dumb-ass who only wants attention. pic somewhat related.
User avatar #449 to #442 - MrHare (04/25/2012) [-]
Hi,
I am Religious/Not-Religious.
My opinion is better than yours and has absolutely zero faults of its own.
You must share my opinion or I will highly dislike you.
That is all.
Yours Sincerely,
Any close minded simpleton.
#231 - galkawhm (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
God gives us eternal damnation for doing something bad.   
   
Satan just blocks my tv.
God gives us eternal damnation for doing something bad.

Satan just blocks my tv.
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#276 - mericafuckyeah (04/25/2012) [-]
Good Guy Lucifer
#92 - kotos (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
satins face when
#97 to #92 - zistheman (04/25/2012) [-]
satins face when
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