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A win for the ages. Saw this on my news feed.. that guy is a dickhead' when? the devil?" lea" well yes, ' Like "Comment . 56 minutes age it likes this, He was 3

Saw this on my news feed.

that guy is a dickhead'
when? the devil?"
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Actually, the devil gave humans critical thinking, whim
Go . n t want. He wanted us ts not eat from the tree
of whateverthehell so we could basically be its
eternity, but the devil did us a faves and turned the tables there with
a single t: randomisation,
Also, the devil killed a grand tratys of people in the bible, while God
killed somewhere around 2. 3 million,
He understands human nature, but doesn' trudge you Far being
human.
He accepts Gods unwanted children unr: ,
And still, he' s the dickhead. Why? Beacuse he an tzqe it, Beacuse
he' s not our hero, He' s our silent guardian. a protectron,
A dark knight.
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#48 - anon id: 2abdd4df
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To be honest, I'd rather live in a garden naked with some hot chick and be happy for all eternity WITHOUT critical thinking skills than be stuck in a ****** apartment with no girlfriend and be miserable all the time, but be able to realize when something is ********. Just my two cents.
User avatar #75 to #48 - Silver Quantum
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yes, living in a garden with only one woman for all eternity sounds extremely exciting! /endsarcasm. but seriously, regardless of how hot the chick is (assuming she's actually hot), how much time can you possibly expect to spend with her, doing the same things over and over again until the end of times, without getting bored and needing to experience new things in your life? yeah sure, your personality and perspectives about your environment wouldn't be as complex as they are now, so given those circumstances, how much do you really believe you would be enjoying your life?
User avatar #122 to #75 - TarnRazor
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The irony here is that your questions are critical thinking skills. See in heaven, you wouldn't have those.
User avatar #134 to #122 - Silver Quantum
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yeah I know. I was just asking him to weigh-in the options and reconsider whether he would actually want to spend an eternity being bored or not considering that NOW he does have a wider perspective (hopefully) about the concept of eternity.
#49 to #48 - justatest
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u would not exist, no apple no *******
#51 to #49 - anon id: 2abdd4df
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Did... did you ever read the Bible?
#52 to #51 - justatest
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i don`t like fiction
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#720 to #52 - Greekkenyan
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Burn of the month so far haha
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#95 to #52 - anon id: 22928a7e
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if you never read the bible, don't talk like you know about the bible...you assume it's fiction from people with their own biases, why not go and prove or disprove your own like a critical thinker?
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#817 to #121 - kylejp
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why can you assume evolution is real , there is much more evidence of creation than evolution... life does not consist merely of chemicals, if that were true than mixing chemicals in a test tube would create life. A infinite creator (God) had to have created life. There are no natural laws that create specific complexity. The simplest life consists of amazing specific complexity- equivalent to 1000 sets of the encyclopedia, as Einstein said, God doesn't play dice with the universe, God plays scrabble! Spontaneous generation of life, which you, and evolutionists require to get the theory started, has never been observed. It is believed in by faith. Now you may say, but evolution has been observed just look at the Galapagos islands.. there are 2 types of evolution, micro and macro. micro evolution is one species adapting, like the birds in the island, has been observed and is more adaption than it is evolution. macro evolution on the other hand has not been observed, macro evolution says that everything that is living and breathing somehow spontaneously generated, without the work of a creator, was formed out of the slime.. There is no evidence on it, there for it takes a lot more faith to be a evolutionist than a Christian.
#73 to #52 - momothebear
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#772 to #52 - kylejp
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please explain to me why you think the bible is fiction
#887 to #772 - justatest
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talking snakes, women becoming salt, living in big fish, zombies... in what world that is not a fiction? **** man now i know why the pope does not let you read harry potter... cause you believe in every **** u read
#890 to #887 - kylejp
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can i ask you what you believe in?
#897 to #890 - justatest
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#16 - judson
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MFW I read the last few lines
User avatar #342 - arnoldnorris
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>Accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally
>Tortures them for eternity
>Wut
#354 to #342 - anon id: 9c1d053c
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Satan doesn't torture people in hell, he pretty much burns along with them.
User avatar #358 to #354 - arnoldnorris
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Such a great alternative.
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#401 to #397 - arnoldnorris
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>implying you have no control over your actions
You only go to Hell if you were a bad person.
#484 to #401 - anon id: e5226270
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Doesn't bible say somewhere that only around 9000 people get to heaven?
User avatar #488 to #484 - arnoldnorris
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No?
User avatar #408 to #401 - undeadcrow
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never said that sir. said that god made it so he doesn't care if Ur bad down their. aka after Ur in hell apparently he doesn't like u anymore or he would somehow take u out of eternal suffering n bring u to heaven. but then there would be no hell would there.
User avatar #413 to #408 - arnoldnorris
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Good point. (PLEASE TYPE IN FULL WORDS!!)
#416 to #413 - undeadcrow
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cool story bro all u know is grammar now? pfft Ur just a very immature pathetic excuse of a troll i whipe my ass with this posts heres some penn and teller for ya
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User avatar #439 to #431 - arnoldnorris
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I was never fighting, I was expressing my honest view on the whole situation. Good bye newfag.
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pfft names are fighting ******** gl with moar reds.
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Red thumbs don't matter.
#435 - SemiAnon
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>makes Batman joke
>everyone argues about religion
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#42 to #18 - anon id: f894f102
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By actually reading the bible.
#523 to #18 - unfamous
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2.3 million that we can count. It is actually much more there isn't a specific number given in the bible.
User avatar #32 to #18 - baconception
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give or take. but the point is that God has a WAY higher K/D than Satan.
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#28 to #19 - anon id: b7466fb3
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and then moses ruturned form the montain with comandments
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d...dolan?
User avatar #444 - MyMomTookMyXbox
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As a sophomore who goes to a strictly catholic high school, and is my job to study and read the bible, would say its all about interpretation, every single case provided to not say the devil is a dick head can be countered,for example, if Adam and eve did not eat the apple we wouldn't give a single **** what any one would think about us, we would walk around naked and not be judged, that is a world I would like to live in,,,, a rant by someone who questions his religion, thankyou
User avatar #454 to #444 - allinall
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I'm a sophomore in a Catholic High School too....... weird.... My religion teacher turned me into an agnostic
#613 to #444 - zicamox
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Questioning your religion? Ah, a logical Catholic. Or as I like to call them, a future Atheist.
#448 to #444 - anon id: df803101
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you want us to all be running around naked?
#475 to #448 - negritude
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ya itd be awsome except we'd be brainless idiots
ya itd be awsome except we'd be brainless idiots
#696 to #475 - raidertrolls
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but you wouldn't know you were a brainless idiot
but you wouldn't know you were a brainless idiot
User avatar #483 to #475 - bbboy
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but what about ALL THE SEX
User avatar #492 to #483 - negritude
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thats why im half and half
User avatar #489 to #475 - anotherjoenobody
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but we'd all be to happy to care.
User avatar #497 to #489 - negritude
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i don find ignorance bliss id rather know
User avatar #507 to #497 - anotherjoenobody
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so...
[infinite food, peace, health, sex, protection] > [knowledge]

User avatar #526 to #507 - negritude
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thats just the way i feel but i do see ur point as valid
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#452 to #448 - anon id: 5590e1d8
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You just proved his point. Thank you.
You just proved his point. Thank you.
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#455 to #444 - anon id: df2396ee
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If they didn't eat the apple in the first place, then we wouldn't even be here.
User avatar #462 to #455 - DrBobsPatient
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do explain anon...
User avatar #693 to #462 - thedoctorswife
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The anon is right. When Adam and eve got kicked out of the garden, they realized that they they were getting older and needed to reproduce. They had no need for that in the garden. The devil kickstarted all that.
User avatar #700 to #693 - DrBobsPatient
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where does it say that they realized they were getting older and needed to reproduce? if everything they needed was in that garden, why did they feel like they had no need for it?
User avatar #709 to #700 - thedoctorswife
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The got kicked out of the garden because they disobeyed God so they had to support themselves.and I guess once they realized they had freedom of thought, they became attracted to each other and had sex
User avatar #712 to #709 - DrBobsPatient
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well they were attracted to each other in the garden before and most likely would've had sex prior to getting kicked out anyway.
User avatar #716 to #712 - thedoctorswife
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It never said that. They didn't have the thought pattern yet. There was no reason for them to reproduce so they wouldn't have
User avatar #722 to #716 - DrBobsPatient
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it's not like they were immortal... and plus, they probably were going off of animal instinct/behavior anyhow and it's just biology to reproduce, so they probably would have with or without eating the fruit.
User avatar #740 to #722 - thedoctorswife
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So? No, the fruit from the tree made them conscience of their nakedness and gave them thoughts they wouldn't have normally had. Yes it is biology to reproduce, but you see back then, There. Was. No. Point. They didn't know they had to keep their species going because they didn't have any idea
User avatar #750 to #740 - DrBobsPatient
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yeah but do you think adam and eve were the only species alive? no. and it's not like they taught all the other animals how to breed and reproduce. do you think a pig is aware that in order for its species to continue surviving it needs to reproduce, or do you think it's in the innate animal behavior to reproduce?
User avatar #765 to #750 - thedoctorswife
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Well of course not, man was made after animals. Both of those basically mean the same thing. Animals found out the same way we did that we needed to reproduce. What I don't think you're understanding is that humans basically had no thought complex. After eating the fruit they did. The animals didn't eat it, so the need to reproduce just sort of developed
User avatar #785 to #765 - DrBobsPatient
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prior to eating the fruit they were no different from animals and were only acting on animal instinct/behavior. it wasn't until after they ate the fruit when they became aware of themselves and their surroundings. it's not like they were brainless before, they just were simply acting off of internal and external stimuli instead of thought/reason.
#830 to #785 - qwertt
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ACTUALLY, thenchurch has officially accepted thentheory of evolution, and use the story of adam and eve to teach us a lesson. There fore we would be here no matter if she ate the apple or not
User avatar #836 to #830 - DrBobsPatient
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ACTUALLY, that only means that we were ape-like creatures in the beginning and the free will/apple eating event is what gave us the mental awareness and what separates us from all the other animals.

as well as scientists accept the big bang theory.

you need both.
#840 to #836 - qwertt
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Nomthe church basically said that the adam and eve story isnt true, its just a story
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they believe they weren't actually the first and only "people" on the planet, and there was no adam, and there was no eve, but like i said before, they were the first beings to develop the mental awareness for whatever the reason might have been as well as why they were the only species to develop that mental adaptation instead of other species being able to do so as years passed.
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#285 - philliyoMLB
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But didn't Lucifer ******* hate humans and wanted them all killed?
But didn't Lucifer ******* hate humans and wanted them all killed?

#290 to #285 - tatordatot
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He didn't exactly hate them(us). God told all the angels to pretty much bow down to the humans as a superior race. Lucifer was an angel and didn't agree with that so god banished him. Sooo he didn't like us but he didn't hate us lol
User avatar #543 to #290 - kilonoa
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I thought god banished Lucifer because he envied Gods power?
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History is written by the victor
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#29 - justatest
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MFW after i read
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