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#366 - beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
As far as i'm concerned cats are fucking worthless, i don't care if you have the smartest cat in the world it still shits in your house.
As far as i'm concerned cats are fucking worthless, i don't care if you have the smartest cat in the world it still shits in your house.
User avatar #396 to #366 - danikay (04/25/2012) [-]
Personally I'm not a cat person. I have taken in stray cats in the past, only to get them healthier to adopt them off to a different family.
I got stuck with one cat once, and he hated everything. He would scratch your leg, and then piss on the couch, and if you looked at him and said "Come here, kitty." He'd hiss "Fuck you" (Not even kidding, this cat could say fuck you) And then go piss in a corner.

My dog however, will sit by my side, be nice, never piss in a corner, and be chill and run with me. So dogs are the better pet.
User avatar #379 to #366 - tylermcall (04/25/2012) [-]
You shit in your house,
User avatar #382 to #379 - beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
Yeah but not on the floor, and when a cat does shit in their cat box they PAW AT THEIR SHIT!!!
User avatar #390 to #382 - tylermcall (04/25/2012) [-]
And you flush which causes this loud ass noise. Plus you wipe your self with paper. We are no better than dog or cat.
User avatar #397 to #390 - beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
"And you flush which causes this loud ass noise. Plus you wipe your self with paper. We are no better than dog or cat. "

Human stupidity surpasses me sometimes... The point that i am making is that i don't take a shit in a fucking box the go "Oh hey look at that giant fucking turd, i think i'm gonna play with it!!!"
#407 to #397 - tylermcall (04/25/2012) [-]
Sometimes. Thats what fucking animals do. You call me stupid but your on FunnyJunk bitchin about what cats do, it is what it is. Yes they shit in a box, oh big fucking deal. You call them worthless, clearly you are a shitty owner. I own a cat who doesn't claw the couch, doesn't knock shit over, and really keeps me company when I'm bored.
#411 to #407 - beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
What kind of intelligent animal PAWS AT IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!
What kind of intelligent animal PAWS AT IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!
#414 to #411 - N. Korean citizen (04/25/2012) [-]
All animals play with their shit. They don't have the same state of mind as we do that says "Ew that's gross" so of course they're going to do things we wouldn't do.

P.S. beerbely - You are retarded.
#418 to #414 - beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
All i am saying is that a dog doesn't PLAY WITH IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!
All i am saying is that a dog doesn't PLAY WITH IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!
#442 to #418 - N. Korean citizen (05/04/2012) [-]
You're right!
Dogs just eat it instead.
User avatar #374 to #366 - ColCyclone (04/25/2012) [-]
My cat is more loyal than my dog, she follows me around everywhere.
My dog was potty trained when we got him, now he shits on the floor even after he's been outside for 2 hours.

Dogs are fucking awful.
Not to mention the constant barking at EVERY little thing.
#389 to #374 - N. Korean citizen (04/25/2012) [-]
Step 1. Dont be a retard.
Step 2. Train your dog.
Step 3. Keep him trained.
Step 4. Boil some water.
Step 5. Put your cat in.
Step 6. Pretend that you are asian.
User avatar #394 to #389 - ColCyclone (04/25/2012) [-]
Step 7. ????
Step 8. Profit
#393 to #389 - beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
Good list anon!
User avatar #381 to #374 - beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
Then learn how to train a dog fucking idiot, dogs learn through shame, if you clean up their shit and don't do anything they will shit in the house again, if you rub their nose in it and put them in a fucking corner, problem solved. Cats on the other hand piss, shit, and eat where ever, and whatever they want. If your dog shits in the house it's because of your god damned arrogance that "it was already trained". People like you shouldn't have animals!
User avatar #383 to #381 - ColCyclone (04/25/2012) [-]
Lol, implying I don't do any of that. Why are you so upset?
Btw, I didn't have to potty train my cat.

"People like you shouldn't have animals!"
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Butthurt
#388 to #383 - beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
And it begins...
#372 to #366 - N. Korean citizen (04/25/2012) [-]
But it has a specific area where it shits. Just like humans do. And they rarely if ever eat it, like dogs do.
User avatar #376 to #372 - beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
Dogs learn shame and discipline, this is what you train a dog with, i have never had a dog that eats shit, and on another hand my dog sits by the door when he wants out, cats shit anywhere they damn well please, and PAW AT THEIR OWN FUCKING SHIT!
#371 to #366 - N. Korean citizen (04/25/2012) [-]
As do dogs. I got a bunny, litter trained in literally 10 minutes, umad?
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