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#366
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beerbely (04/25/2012) [-]
As far as i'm concerned cats are fucking worthless, i don't care if you have the smartest cat in the world it still shits in your house.
Personally I'm not a cat person. I have taken in stray cats in the past, only to get them healthier to adopt them off to a different family.
I got stuck with one cat once, and he hated everything. He would scratch your leg, and then piss on the couch, and if you looked at him and said "Come here, kitty." He'd hiss "Fuck you" (Not even kidding, this cat could say fuck you) And then go piss in a corner.
My dog however, will sit by my side, be nice, never piss in a corner, and be chill and run with me. So dogs are the better pet.
I got stuck with one cat once, and he hated everything. He would scratch your leg, and then piss on the couch, and if you looked at him and said "Come here, kitty." He'd hiss "Fuck you" (Not even kidding, this cat could say fuck you) And then go piss in a corner.
My dog however, will sit by my side, be nice, never piss in a corner, and be chill and run with me. So dogs are the better pet.
"And you flush which causes this loud ass noise. Plus you wipe your self with paper. We are no better than dog or cat. "
Human stupidity surpasses me sometimes... The point that i am making is that i don't take a shit in a fucking box the go "Oh hey look at that giant fucking turd, i think i'm gonna play with it!!!"
Human stupidity surpasses me sometimes... The point that i am making is that i don't take a shit in a fucking box the go "Oh hey look at that giant fucking turd, i think i'm gonna play with it!!!"
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tylermcall (04/25/2012) [-]
Sometimes. Thats what fucking animals do. You call me stupid but your on FunnyJunk bitchin about what cats do, it is what it is. Yes they shit in a box, oh big fucking deal. You call them worthless, clearly you are a shitty owner. I own a cat who doesn't claw the couch, doesn't knock shit over, and really keeps me company when I'm bored.
My cat is more loyal than my dog, she follows me around everywhere.
My dog was potty trained when we got him, now he shits on the floor even after he's been outside for 2 hours.
Dogs are fucking awful.
Not to mention the constant barking at EVERY little thing.
My dog was potty trained when we got him, now he shits on the floor even after he's been outside for 2 hours.
Dogs are fucking awful.
Not to mention the constant barking at EVERY little thing.
Then learn how to train a dog fucking idiot, dogs learn through shame, if you clean up their shit and don't do anything they will shit in the house again, if you rub their nose in it and put them in a fucking corner, problem solved. Cats on the other hand piss, shit, and eat where ever, and whatever they want. If your dog shits in the house it's because of your god damned arrogance that "it was already trained". People like you shouldn't have animals!