Fucking Rocking Chairs!

Oh my God.
Oh my sweet, sweet buttlicking sen of
Mary and Joseph.
Back the fun bus the fuck up.
That cures a
rocking chair.
Shit, man, I don' t
know what to say.
Iam' t get it, doucheface? Let me
spell this bitch out for you:
You can rock forward
You can reek Me httk hath. -.'ard. Nobodie' s judging
your shit. Am I? Fuck no,
one people sit in these, and these fuckers are wise as
shit.
Look at this smug, [mawwage togother/ att an the
right. Look at this smug . .'
v Dem at that and think "I want to smear my
ess all over that slut"? l
Motherfucker, phrase. You want to tape that bitch
with your EEK.
Christ Almighty, I could sit down in one
bitches all day and give half at shit.
I am going nut at my fucking mind just smaking at this.
I want to set it on fire and inject the ashes into my goddamn eyes.