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Fantasies with them is one thing. Masturbating to pictures on facebook... that's a bit different bro. And I don't hang out with sluts, so they don't tell me about them fucking other guys. Unless you're saying I'm gay. In that case, fix your grammar, and your facts bro.
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haydn ONLINE (04/25/2012) [-]
I studied at one of the most prestigious Universities in my country doing English Language, it's 1am and I simply cba checking my grammar and punctuation because you can't come to terms with lads doing something very common and natural. I know plenty of people that banter about wanking over girls holiday photos, you're probs denying it to impress the sluts that go on nsfw. Which you probably wank to even though you don't know them.
TL;DR, You're a closet wanker, stop trying to impress girls from nsfw.
TL;DR, You're a closet wanker, stop trying to impress girls from nsfw.
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commontroll (04/25/2012) [-]
Uh huh. Great .gif, just as a side note. Anyway, I wasn't saying if you were trying to say I'm gay, then you really screwed up your sentence. Also, I don't give a flying shit about camera whores. Why would anybody try to impress them? I don't have anybody to impress on here dude, so I don't know why you think I'm a closet fapper when it comes to girls' facebook pictures. Why? Because I have four sisters, and if I found out somebody did that to my sisters' pictures, I'd beat the shit out of them with a bat for thinking of them as a piece of meat. If a woman treats herself like shit, doesn't mean we should either.
TL;DR, I have moral standards. Call it subjection to sexism if you will, but I have decided to be mature and a gentleman. I don't give a care if you think I'm doing the white knight act, nor do I care what you think about me. For me, you're a man in an unknown location, with an unknown education, unknown face, unknown race, unknown religion, and unknown morals. I couldn't care less about impressing you, or all the other people sending me text on the internet. I care about my standards, and I care about staying true to who I am. Because the only person I care to impress, is myself.
TL;DR, I have moral standards. Call it subjection to sexism if you will, but I have decided to be mature and a gentleman. I don't give a care if you think I'm doing the white knight act, nor do I care what you think about me. For me, you're a man in an unknown location, with an unknown education, unknown face, unknown race, unknown religion, and unknown morals. I couldn't care less about impressing you, or all the other people sending me text on the internet. I care about my standards, and I care about staying true to who I am. Because the only person I care to impress, is myself.
Most of them I don't care about, don't get the idea that I do this frequently, it's every so often when I derive away from the unrealistic porn that's produced. I prefer realism, girls that you knoq, have a chance with etc. It's one of them, they put a slutty picture up, why the fuck not?
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molestingbabys (04/24/2012) [-]
from your previous comment i think you are a girl, yes? and maybe you don't know because you don't have creepy friends or they just don't tell you? and you being a girl i'm going to make the rude assumption that you have like 1000 friends were you don't know anything about then.... there will be some creepy guys fapping on you when you are normal and only ad your real friends then there are no creepers.... unless your friends are creeps....