Pleasure

You mean you don't?

dude, your doing the internet wrong.

Only the creepers.

So you're saying you don't fantasise about the girls who you see every day, go to school with, tell you about fucking other guys?

Fantasies with them is one thing. Masturbating to pictures on facebook... that's a bit different bro. And I don't hang out with sluts, so they don't tell me about them fucking other guys. Unless you're saying I'm gay. In that case, fix your grammar, and your facts bro.

I studied at one of the most prestigious Universities in my country doing English Language, it's 1am and I simply cba checking my grammar and punctuation because you can't come to terms with lads doing something very common and natural. I know plenty of people that banter about wanking over girls holiday photos, you're probs denying it to impress the sluts that go on nsfw. Which you probably wank to even though you don't know them.

TL;DR, You're a closet wanker, stop trying to impress girls from nsfw.

Uh huh. Great .gif, just as a side note. Anyway, I wasn't saying if you were trying to say I'm gay, then you really screwed up your sentence. Also, I don't give a flying shit about camera whores. Why would anybody try to impress them? I don't have anybody to impress on here dude, so I don't know why you think I'm a closet fapper when it comes to girls' facebook pictures. Why? Because I have four sisters, and if I found out somebody did that to my sisters' pictures, I'd beat the shit out of them with a bat for thinking of them as a piece of meat. If a woman treats herself like shit, doesn't mean we should either.

TL;DR, I have moral standards. Call it subjection to sexism if you will, but I have decided to be mature and a gentleman. I don't give a care if you think I'm doing the white knight act, nor do I care what you think about me. For me, you're a man in an unknown location, with an unknown education, unknown face, unknown race, unknown religion, and unknown morals. I couldn't care less about impressing you, or all the other people sending me text on the internet. I care about my standards, and I care about staying true to who I am. Because the only person I care to impress, is myself.

Understandable, I just feel that when it comes to such a personal thing most morals go out the window, which is why there are fetish porns etc. I know plenty of lads who openly admit to doing this, and adding girls to their "Wank bank" ahaha, meh.

Yeah, to me, that's messed up. Fetishes and stuff like that is fine, but I think you need to draw a line if you're fapping to pictures of girls you know. At that point it's unlikely you care about them.

Most of them I don't care about, don't get the idea that I do this frequently, it's every so often when I derive away from the unrealistic porn that's produced. I prefer realism, girls that you knoq, have a chance with etc. It's one of them, they put a slutty picture up, why the fuck not?

Yeah. I completely understand that. Porn really does get difficult to watch at times, because it's just so stupidly fake.

Indeed, hence why I try to stick to amateur. But yeah, in conclusion, it may be sick and twisted but people do it unfortunately.

Oh yeah. That's why I said only the creepers/people who don't give a shit about the girls do it. It's one extreme or the other.

I think Creepers wank over girls they don't know and what not, personally if I'm to do it, it's over a girl I've genuinely had a thing with. No different from fantasising about them in your head I guess...

................ Quick guys there on to us!

they're* Damn I'm normally good at catching those...

Wipe my memory!

only the the creepy ones and guess what you are on the internet.....



picture is related to most people on fj.... i regret nothing!

ah that's a little creepy lool
.. Why wasn't I aware of this?

from your previous comment i think you are a girl, yes? and maybe you don't know because you don't have creepy friends or they just don't tell you? and you being a girl i'm going to make the rude assumption that you have like 1000 friends were you don't know anything about then.... there will be some creepy guys fapping on you when you are normal and only ad your real friends then there are no creepers.... unless your friends are creeps....

Yeah, but I know a lot about my friends, I mean they can be creepy in a joke way but nothing is ever taken seriously, so not all guys do it?

no not all guys are like that.....



<----you should follow this rule

ahaa okay thanks appreciated

its better when you know the girl because your fantasy of fucking her feels more likely to happen instead of banging a pornstar.

LOL Ty for deciding that.
Fap on, my friend! Let my Bwaaaas not impede you.

im way ahead of you dude

i am one who recognizes epic replies so here you go sir, a present for you

Thank you

Your username really rustled my jimmies..

yeah it is, it's one of my favorite memes and when i was making this account i was laughing at a post with jimmy rustling in it

wtf am i supposed to do with this
this is outrageous
is it a mcdonald's voucher?
yeah i think its a mcdonald's voucher
thanks bro

wait a minute i do know the girl , i checked her facebook pictures and there she was

that looks a lot like someone i know. What school did you go to (not trying to be a creep, just post your school initials)

i am from croatia, i found this pic on funnyjunk, and you are one lucky son of a bitch if you know a girl this pretty.
pic somehow related

ah thanks anyway if that is her then she's a grade ahead of mine

if she has facebook, i demand link now!

although some of her posts kind of resemble this sorry i dont have a clear template she doesnt do duckfaces as far as i know

www.facebook.com/SilverKitty have fun

i just sent her an inbox.
thank you very much sir.

your welcome. an inbox? is that a message or friend request?

a message

Hey itelluwhut....

foolish mortal.

M hm... Yes, I see.

That's cool.

i laughed my ass off. you are one funny faggot.. ill give you that.

Plus, this :D

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3844392 at FJ Pony Thread **

yin yang sloth. impressive.

Though it probably takes more imagination to fap to a picture than a video

I don't sleep much, so my imagination is always on overdrive. I have acquired PornoVision from this. It's pretty awesome.
I can't wear sweatpants or shorts anymore

What if they use the picture to help with their imagination?

It's still kind of pathetically retarded.
Also, that's a lack of imagination to use a picture for help.

What are you talking about, beind able to masturbate to a picture can be good for the imagination, those with good imagination can manage with a picture when nothing better is around.
For instance, I just masturbated to your profile picture, imagining all kinds of kinky shit.

So that's what he was teaching us.

No. It's not. It's up to them what they want to do.

Lack of imagination? Sure. Okay.

aaaannd you're saying watching a video needs more imagination than when looking at a picture? or are we disregarding your previous post now?

I didn't say the video was directly related to having an imagination.
I said watch a video OR use your imagination, not be a pathetic loser who masturbates to pictures of people's facebook.

I have imagination,it's the fucking best.

With me, if I see something. I can't just go to something different. And especially with girls I know, it's all the better.