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#45 - mattdoggy (04/23/2012) [-]
>be at beach with friends building sandcastles on the 4th of July   
>see a little kid (maybe 12) making huge sand piles for some odd reason   
>we work and watch him, notice him sculpting the giant piles   
>he made two chairs out of the sand which was odd seeing as he was alone   
>he stands there patiently continuing to fix the chairs to perfection and staring down the beach   
>later a girl his age walks up and he says "i made these so we could sit together and watch fireworks"    
>girl looks at them and says "no thanks, i got a older cute boy down the beach with real chairs"   
>she laughs and runs off leaving him stunned and motionless   
>i with my jaw dropped looked over at my friend to see him making the face in the gif   
>he goes to the kid and says how he knows that feel   
>kid chills with us, we buy him icecream and pizza   
>even hook him up with 12 year old girls in bikinis (friends cousins)   
>later with a girl on each arm he passes by the young skank with some older friends and icecream   
>skank knew she had missed out   
>i slept like a baby for my deeds
>be at beach with friends building sandcastles on the 4th of July
>see a little kid (maybe 12) making huge sand piles for some odd reason
>we work and watch him, notice him sculpting the giant piles
>he made two chairs out of the sand which was odd seeing as he was alone
>he stands there patiently continuing to fix the chairs to perfection and staring down the beach
>later a girl his age walks up and he says "i made these so we could sit together and watch fireworks"
>girl looks at them and says "no thanks, i got a older cute boy down the beach with real chairs"
>she laughs and runs off leaving him stunned and motionless
>i with my jaw dropped looked over at my friend to see him making the face in the gif
>he goes to the kid and says how he knows that feel
>kid chills with us, we buy him icecream and pizza
>even hook him up with 12 year old girls in bikinis (friends cousins)
>later with a girl on each arm he passes by the young skank with some older friends and icecream
>skank knew she had missed out
>i slept like a baby for my deeds
#847 to #45 - prettypinkdildo (05/08/2012) [-]
that never happend
that never happend
User avatar #844 to #45 - brandonbmth (04/28/2012) [-]
People like you give me hope in humanity,+1 thumb
#834 to #45 - HamsterDJ (04/24/2012) [-]
ARGH THE FEELS!
ARGH THE FEELS!
User avatar #837 to #834 - BossTamsy (04/24/2012) [-]
Is that from Toradora?
#829 to #45 - jazzingtonshire (04/24/2012) [-]
I seriously doubt this ever happened and it's probably some good ol' fashioned BS for thumbs, particularly the last 4 lines. Whatever though. Didn't really feel nothing cause it just seemed clichéd and bsey. Congrats on top comment though Matt!
User avatar #826 to #45 - WildRover (04/24/2012) [-]
Everybody on this site is so full of shit
#821 to #45 - stubbyftw (04/24/2012) [-]
You and your friend both deserve this medal, take it.
User avatar #817 to #45 - thunderkid (04/24/2012) [-]
You sure, Deserve a fucking medal...
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#813 to #45 - thephoenix (04/24/2012) [-]
Kids face at at he end of the night :)
#810 to #45 - boxdrop (04/24/2012) [-]
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#809 to #45 - rustled (04/24/2012) [-]
way to go sir! thumb for you
way to go sir! thumb for you
#807 to #45 - kaboomz (04/24/2012) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 15**
#805 to #45 - Omnicide **User deleted account** (04/24/2012) [-]
wen did thes happin?????
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#791 to #45 - assmaan **User deleted account** (04/24/2012) [-]
what you should of said to the skank
what you should of said to the skank
#766 to #45 - rollmania (04/24/2012) [-]
**rollmania rolled a random image posted in comment #4255501 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw.. amazing sir, absolutely amazing.
#764 to #45 - salsawin (04/24/2012) [-]
Eff thumbs.  Give this man colored text.
Eff thumbs. Give this man colored text.
#752 to #45 - thelocksmith (04/24/2012) [-]
and this is why i love funnyfunk more than any other image board site, nice people exist here. here's a thumb for giving me a feel and adding tears to my cornflakes.
#738 to #45 - lookatmydamncoment **User deleted account** (04/24/2012) [-]
#736 to #45 - fattyhasarrived (04/24/2012) [-]
I was expecting
>4th of July, see kid on beach
>FUCKING GIANT GREAT WHITE SHARK OUT OF NOWHERE
>eats the kid right up
>we're gonna need a bigger boat
#727 to #45 - AZQ (04/24/2012) [-]
This was the first comment I've ever faved, it's so amazing. Just thought to let you know. :]
#688 to #45 - assasinezio (04/24/2012) [-]
So many feels in one post you deserve my green thumb.
#627 to #45 - cruzslzr (04/24/2012) [-]
made it just for you op because chances are it probably didn't happen again
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#535 to #45 - anarrowtotheknee (04/24/2012) [-]
so many feels in one single post, good job mate
#499 to #45 - whamaclabam (04/24/2012) [-]
i havent thumbed a single fucking thing up today but here sir you can have it my first thumb of the day
i havent thumbed a single fucking thing up today but here sir you can have it my first thumb of the day
#450 to #45 - makeithail (04/24/2012) [-]
unlike most top comments, you deserve every. fucking. thumb.
#387 to #45 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3821066 at FJ Pony Thread ** OH GOD THE FEELS.
<----- pic probably unrelated but who cares
#372 to #45 - frenchfryy (04/24/2012) [-]
you deserve this awesomely hot picture I found here on FJ
#256 to #45 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
You're awesome, and should feel awesome.

Here, have some lulz.
#237 to #45 - wiinor (04/23/2012) [-]
Here you go. you left this at the beach you preformed your noble act on.
Here you go. you left this at the beach you preformed your noble act on.
#233 to #45 - localafrican (04/23/2012) [-]
You my friend are a good person
You my friend are a good person
#224 to #45 - legitreaper **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]
**legitreaper rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Dat egg ** You just brightened up my day. :D
User avatar #223 to #45 - downstrait (04/23/2012) [-]
On an awesome scale, you guys rank in at armored puppy.
#195 to #45 - pkmnmastersteve **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]
#114 to #45 - halemeister (04/23/2012) [-]
♪ You're the best. ARRROUND. NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWWWWWWN. ♪
#109 to #45 - accdodson (04/23/2012) [-]
Like a sir
#89 to #45 - iwumboyouwumbo (04/23/2012) [-]
You are a god amongst bros, thumb for you
User avatar #77 to #45 - captalexander (04/23/2012) [-]
You earned your self the Neil Patrick Harris award, of being a bro.
#75 to #45 - denbaby (04/23/2012) [-]
#71 to #45 - grandwhovian **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #45 - shallowloqi (04/23/2012) [-]
Good job.
#61 to #45 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
No molestation?
#344 to #61 - yomommabinshoppin (04/24/2012) [-]
Awkward moment when i thought it said "a bed in my bear"
<pic somewhat related
#401 to #344 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2012) [-]
The fuck what
User avatar #353 to #344 - deltadeltadelta (04/24/2012) [-]
We're all going to die*
#356 to #353 - yomommabinshoppin (04/24/2012) [-]
Don't blame me, I got if off the internet a long time ago
#55 to #45 - modizzzs (04/23/2012) [-]
you deserve a medal
#52 to #45 - iamdamagic (04/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #45 - jetanotheranon (04/23/2012) [-]
That was fucking amazing.
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#348 to #51 - Headshoota (04/24/2012) [-]
You spelled GAY wrong
#831 to #348 - Chitty (04/24/2012) [-]
How I imagine you are feeling right now
#828 to #348 - BossTamsy (04/24/2012) [-]
You might have set a record, son. I've never seen someone breach the 300 mark.
User avatar #825 to #348 - samxdaxman ONLINE (04/24/2012) [-]
Damn, -311 thumbs. You deserve them faggot.
#789 to #348 - assmaan **User deleted account** (04/24/2012) [-]
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#754 to #348 - finnjevel (04/24/2012) [-]
You spelled *I'm a pathetic prick with no self-confidence at all" wrong.
#793 to #352 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2012) [-]
That was'nt trolling, fucking retard.
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