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#1 - shadowrated (04/23/2012) [+] (30 replies)
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#25 - kaycie (04/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
mfw im a ginger and going to hell anyway..
mfw im a ginger and going to hell anyway..
#84 - conagheraxe (04/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
At this point I think most people on FJ are just trying to get a better seat.
#236 - cjklefty (04/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Know what else you go to hell for? Molesting alter boys.
Know what else you go to hell for? Molesting alter boys.
User avatar #115 - supamonkey (04/23/2012) [+] (9 replies)
The part in the bible that says wanking is bad states (paraphrased) that "passing liquid from your body is a sin and you must take seven days of cleansing to make up for it" this would include urinating.
From this we have scumbag god:

Gives you necessary biological functions.

Makes them functions sinful.
#119 to #115 - kgfsjholis (04/23/2012) [-]
Now, I'm not a smart man... But what I got out of this is that the bible says I can fap once a week?
#8 - thijsofbodom ONLINE (04/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
it is
#93 - waffleofdoom (04/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'll touch myself in heaven, hell, six feet underground, or wherever else I end up when I die. Even if I reincarnate into a cow I will touch myself
User avatar #20 - Rat Chieftain **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]
Is not touching yourself worth prostate cancer?
#96 - lazaman (04/23/2012) [+] (24 replies)
This is why i don't believe in god.. What god would Put us on this Planet, Gives us the urge to **** everything we see, And then send us to hell for it? What if god is a dick, and the devil is a really ******* nice guy and god gave him a bad wrap?
There are so many other religions, and Christianity is the one of only ones that mentions homosexuality. So what the **** god, are you that much of a dick?
#456 - scg (04/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**scg rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at read description ** mfw when i go to hell for masturbating
#276 - fluffed (04/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
1. Dont touch yourselflf on Earth
2. Go to heaven
3. Touch yourself in heaven
4. God can't touch you
5. ...
6. Profit


#86 - swedz (04/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#347 - pedogod (04/24/2012) [-]
what a 			******		 commenting system.
what a ****** commenting system.
#145 - pandadiablo (04/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I think the idea behind fapping being a sin (which it isn't and shouldn't be) is that you can have "bad" thoughts about a real person. Ie, if you have a wife, and you fap to the girl next door or something.   
   
Basically what I'm saying is that, if it's not taking away from your relationship, there's nothing wrong with it.
I think the idea behind fapping being a sin (which it isn't and shouldn't be) is that you can have "bad" thoughts about a real person. Ie, if you have a wife, and you fap to the girl next door or something.

Basically what I'm saying is that, if it's not taking away from your relationship, there's nothing wrong with it.


#101 - kieranbaker ONLINE (04/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Where is this secret part of the Bible that states
if you masturbate you will go to hell
if you dont hate gays and want to kill them you are gay and will go to hell

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