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TROLOLOLOL

stranger: hey
You: hello
stranger: EM
You: " female michigan. you'?
Stranger: 19 m and only J. we in tee
You:
Stranger: atone
Stranger: whereabouts in michigan
You: taint
Stranger: oh trusts straight
You: mhmm
Stranger: are
Stranger: meet mil at wal mart
stranger: parking lot?
You: okay. call me 'tast'?
stranger: whats your number
You: tell me something really may i)
You: tell my how hard your geing to their my 13 year old pussy, okay?
stranger: on I' m balling right new baby "
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#51 - masterboll (04/23/2012) [-]
im pretty sure that the FBI would talk first,
thus, ruining the plan

"Hell Los Angeles FBI speaking, how may I help you?"
#61 to #51 - entershikariftw (04/23/2012) [-]
Then he gets ****** for wasting police time :D
#63 to #51 - anonymoused (04/23/2012) [-]
>Hello Los Angeles FBI speaking, how may I help you?
>i wanna **** ur 13 year old pussy
>wait no..i mean..!
>Sir, you are violat...>Sorry I gotta go bye.

and then he got arrested.
User avatar #12 - paulftw (04/23/2012) [-]
>Lives in michigan
>Gives FBI number in Los Angeles
Makes sense...
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#14 to #13 - paulftw (04/23/2012) [-]
Didn't think this through at all.
But why wouldn't they just give the Michigan FBI's number to start out with? Just sayin
User avatar #16 to #14 - ilovepelicans ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Maybe the dude knows the FBI Michigan number, so they're taking a precaution? I personally don't know, but, maybe...
#21 - YourName (04/23/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure if he calls and the first thing he hears is "This is Agent (insert cool FBI codename here) with Los Angeles FBI", he's not going to say "Ohh yeah I'm gonna 			****		 your 13 year old pussy SO hard!"...   
   
Also, why wouldn't you give the number for an FBI division in Michigan?
I'm pretty sure if he calls and the first thing he hears is "This is Agent (insert cool FBI codename here) with Los Angeles FBI", he's not going to say "Ohh yeah I'm gonna **** your 13 year old pussy SO hard!"...

Also, why wouldn't you give the number for an FBI division in Michigan?
User avatar #31 to #21 - treehuggerkiller (04/23/2012) [-]
Was i the only one who thought about "agent Smith" ...
#115 to #31 - whtkid (04/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #21 - tairan (04/23/2012) [-]
Yes but think of the look on his face when he hears "this is agent so and so with the FBI"
#27 - nickdigger (04/23/2012) [-]
>Be dumbass OP
>Have no original Ideas
>Copy tired old Joke setup from Jurassic era
>Feel a little ashamed cause it never happened
>Post on FJ and pray for external validation

User avatar #93 - pharoahemonch (04/23/2012) [-]
(Stranger calls number): Hey
Phone: Hello, FBI Los Angeles, press 1 to be connected to an operator.
Stranger: (Hangs up)


this will not work -.-
#94 to #93 - John Cena (04/23/2012) [-]
I'm almost 100% sure that he didn't intend for it to work
#44 - diddlydark (04/23/2012) [-]
I saw Flint and immediately thought of Bud not Buddy
#18 - tehfap (04/23/2012) [-]
I live in Flint.

Mfw..
User avatar #45 to #18 - lefoolonthehill (04/23/2012) [-]
Saginaw here.
Is Flint as ****** as it's known for? I've only been to the Whiting theater.
#114 to #18 - jeredllano (04/23/2012) [-]
I collect flint.
Mfw...
#5 - optimuzrhyme (04/22/2012) [-]
I live in Michigan.
User avatar #9 to #5 - wheresthensfw (04/23/2012) [-]
586 over here
User avatar #20 to #9 - xboxperks (04/23/2012) [-]
NO **** ! I live in 616 right now, but I'm from 586. Shelby TWP. <3
User avatar #15 to #9 - pringlez (04/23/2012) [-]
586 ****** up in this bitch!
User avatar #50 to #15 - untamedlazyeye (04/23/2012) [-]
586 as well
User avatar #10 to #9 - optimuzrhyme (04/23/2012) [-]
Reppin the 734
User avatar #17 to #11 - keiishiyama (04/23/2012) [-]
231, baby.
#8 to #5 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
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me too
#19 - aweyeah (04/23/2012) [-]
wouldn't the guy notice there is no area code around Flint that is 310?
#29 to #19 - bloodyisrael (04/23/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure if he's horny enough to 			****		 a 13 year old he won't stop to think that the number looks funny. This is why rednecks have too many retarded children: &quot;Hey charlene this feels so good, I think I forgot the condom... aww 			****		 it 9 kids aint bad.&quot;
I'm pretty sure if he's horny enough to **** a 13 year old he won't stop to think that the number looks funny. This is why rednecks have too many retarded children: "Hey charlene this feels so good, I think I forgot the condom... aww **** it 9 kids aint bad."
#48 to #29 - giraffescanflyx (04/23/2012) [-]
I thumbed your comment, just because of that picture.
So cute.
#54 - achmedmuhammed (04/23/2012) [-]
Never go to flint we had a serial killer who killed muslims with a hammer its not the nicest place
#58 to #54 - whofortytwo (04/23/2012) [-]
his face when
his face when
#76 to #58 - hulonation (04/23/2012) [-]
I watched this gif like 30 times, thumb for you.
#46 - pebo (04/23/2012) [-]
FLINT MICHIGAN TROPICS MOTHER ******
#37 - connorjay (04/23/2012) [-]
trolololololol
trolololololol
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#56 - guto (04/23/2012) [-]
#67 - gracefuldamned (04/23/2012) [-]
Listen, fag. I know you just joined fj, (i checked your profile) but the chances are if you find something elsewhere on the internet, IT HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED HERE. Making your own 			****		 is an easy way to avoid reposting (youdontsay.jpeg).
Listen, fag. I know you just joined fj, (i checked your profile) but the chances are if you find something elsewhere on the internet, IT HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED HERE. Making your own **** is an easy way to avoid reposting (youdontsay.jpeg).
#36 - connorjay (04/23/2012) [-]
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#123 - demize (04/23/2012) [-]
mfw when i actually live in flint.
User avatar #124 to #123 - demize (04/23/2012) [-]
ooops remove the when* lols.

#125 to #123 - ThatSucks (04/23/2012) [-]
13 year olds, really? You sick bastard!
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