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Murder or
Suicide?
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Edema,
AUFS President he than Harper Mills astounded his audience
with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the
story.
tin March 23, 1994 the medical one miner
viewed the body of Ronald Opus
airith: pttbqo: led that he died from a
shotgun netted to the head. Mr, Opus
had jumped from the' top of a truestory
hellbling intending to commit suicide. .
He left a note to. the effect indicating his
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though the
when confronted with e rounder
charge the old man and is wife were
both adamant and both said that they
thought the shotgun was unloaded. the
old man said it was a new
to threaten his wife with the unloaded
shotgun. He had no intention to murder
her. Therefore the killing of Mr. apus
appeared to he an accident; that is, if the
gen had keen accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a
witness / ho saw the old cripple' s we
loading the shotgun_ about prior
to tthe' fat' accident.'- _ transpired that
lady had tut off her some
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with that his father
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#1 - cweepew (04/24/2012) [-]
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