Avengers

"King of Asgard"..

sigh...alright, let's do this.
She was trained by the soviet "Red Room" facility to be the ultimate russian spy. She fully masters several martial arts disciplines, she is a talented and deadly sniper, a weapons specialist and uses a variety of
equipment designed by the russians and then improved by S.H.I.E.L.D. Her biology was altered like Captain America on Nick Fury so that her body can resist aging and wounding, and heal quickly. She has faced many dangerous foes, like the
assassins of The Hand and even Ultron. She is not able to fire laser beams out of her ass, but God help you if you are her target.

And Thor isn't the king of Asgard, for fuck sake. If your knowledge about the Avengers and the Marvel universe of the last 20 years comes from the movie trailers, then this should be right moment to shut the fuck up.

well

So Thor is king of Asgard?
Wonder how Odin feels about that.

Hawkeye

Master Prankster and surgeon.

..The lack of accuracy in their powers is astounding.

Hulk - Strength paralelled to his emotional state, generally anger. Healing factor on par with Wolverine. Physically able to adapt to his environment, like growing gills if under water. Able to run at great speeds without tire, and jump great legths.

Captain America- Shield made of a mixture of Marvel's most powerful metals, mostly Vibranium and adamantium. Master tactician and leader. Master hand to hand combatant. Strength, agility and reflexes above any regular human. Weapons expert.

Iron man- What OP said pretty much.. kind of.

Hawkeye- Master of weapons, ranged and close quarters. Expert hand to hand combatant. Superhuman accuracy, prefers the use of a bow and both trick and traditional arrows. Also a great acrobat.

Thor- Can control weather and manipulate the earth (cause earthquakes and such), extremely durable and strong able to lift access of 100 tons. User of magic. Posesses a magic hammer Mjolnir that only he, or some one as worthy can lift.

Black Widow- Master strategist, weapons expert, hand to hand combatant, espianage (spelled wong as fuck), infiltrator, and also has taken a serum similar to captain America giving her all his physical abilities to a lesser extent. Computer programmer and hacker. And uses her specialized weapons the 'Widow's bite' automatic firearm bracelets around her wrists.


Bam nigguh.

The irony of someone spelling genius wrong.

False. She can poison your sandwich.

First I want to say
INB4 Butthurt pictures
Black Widow is a world class athlete and gymnast, expert martial artist (including karate, judo, aikido, savate, various styles of kung fu, and boxing), marksman, and weapons specialist as well as having extensive espionage training. She is also an accomplished ballerina. She also has two bracelets that come equipped with a crap load of gadgets Black Widow has been enhanced by biotechnology that makes her body resistant to aging and disease and heals at an above human rate.
So basically if Batman and Wolverine had a child this would be her.

Jason Statham should be in this just for being Jason Statham.

Thor the "king of asgard"



Wut. its odin

Archery maybe?

super precision you say? master of artillery you say?

You're too stupid to insult.

I just wanna straighten atleast two to three things out.
Number one genius is spelled incorrectly.
Number two Hawkeye is most certainly NOT a "master of artillery"??
Number three Black Widow is not an avenger, she is an agent of SHIELD.

I lied, Number four Captain America's shield is made from Vibranium (same material as Black Panther's weaponry)

:D

Thor? King of Asgard?
What happened to Odin?