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#21 - professorhouse (04/22/2012) [+] (23 replies)

Is Jesus

Still a Jew

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#215 to #21 - cringeage (04/22/2012) [-]

I swear Jews still recognise he existed?

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#299 to #215 - haaaxderp (04/22/2012) [-]

We technically do not believe he existed. We know he exited, we just don't believe he was the messiah. We can't not believe he didn't exist, since it is a historical fact that he was alive.

Lawyer'd

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#429 to #299 - Yggy (04/23/2012) [-]

There is no account whatsoever of any Jesus ever apart from the Bible and/or books written afterwards, e.g. the Koran.

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#422 to #299 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]

There is no messiah. We fuck to give life, and spend the rest 6 feet under staring blankly into pitch black darkness. Imagine how it was before birth, staring into a void of pitch nothing. That's the afterlife. Enjoy your new knowledge.

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#423 to #422 - candytaker (04/23/2012) [-]

>Knowledge
>Not a theory

Even though I'm a Christian, I can't say that it's "knowledge" that Jesus was the Messiah. It's something that people believe, not something they know, no matter how much they believe it.

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#420 to #299 - scotlandspie (04/23/2012) [-]

Some people believe jesus wasn't actually just one guy as he was portrayed in the bible but rather a group of people. That may explain why they've never found a body.

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#361 to #299 - drdres (04/22/2012) [-]

I've never believed in that. Some archaeologists found some bones of a man that had travelled roughly the same paths as Jesus would have. I say plausible at most.

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#304 to #299 - cringeage (04/22/2012) [-]

Yeah I meant existed, not performed miracles and came back from the dead before rising to heaven so that one day he could return at the end of time and take us all with him into happy-happy-la-la land.

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#354 to #299 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [-]

>historical fact

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#355 to #354 - haaaxderp (04/22/2012) [-]

It's been proven that he lived, it hasn't been proven that he is the messiah.

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#427 to #21 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]

and thus started, the great shitstorm of our time.

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#425 to #21 - opisprettycoolguy (04/23/2012) [-]

I reckon he was a faith healer and prophet who when he died people just kept talking about, to the extent where his actions were distorted by social belief. He was the 2000 year old Chuck Norris. Anyone else? Or not? Ok...

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#428 to #21 - groborg (04/23/2012) [-]

**groborg rolled a random image posted in comment #605 at 4/20 ** yes he is.

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#418 to #21 - Tankperson (04/23/2012) [-]

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#3 - whycantiusecaps (04/21/2012) [-]

Jesus meets jesus. Still a jew

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#27 - jmorgasm (04/22/2012) [-]

Jesus was a Jew...just saying

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#28 - jugglingsheep (04/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)

Jews believe in Jesus (who was infact a Jew), just not the fact that he was the son of God.
Pic related

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#35 to #28 - shadowpanda (04/22/2012) [-]

Funniest part is how most americans think Muslims hate Christianity, but in fact, most will say they have a VERY high opinion of Christ, but they just think he was an exceptional man.

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#36 to #35 - iluvas (04/22/2012) [-]

ay true that. Islam & Christianity (during the time of Jesus, before other men rewrote what god said) are actually the same religion just delivered by two different prophets.

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#133 to #35 - finni (04/22/2012) [-]

That depends on what Muslims you're asking.
It's true that most Muslims have a high opinion about Jesus, but that doesn't mean they have a high opinion about the people of the book

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#8 - darealslim (04/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)

im an athiest but i know
jesus was a jew

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#9 to #8 - crackboots (04/22/2012) [-]

indeed

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#16 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Bitch please, he saw moses

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#139 - Forfunaccount (04/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#147 to #139 - cactusupthebutt (04/22/2012) [-]

Jesus of Nazareth was a real person. The idea he did any miracle's is still under debate. To be Atheist is to believe there is no God

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#151 to #147 - Forfunaccount (04/22/2012) [-]

I'm sure that being born and then still being alive 2,000 years later to meet Brian would be considered a miracle.
Gif unrelated.

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#148 - tehlulzbringer (04/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Judaism doesn't reject Christian beliefs

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#243 to #148 - natedabull (04/22/2012) [-]

but the fact that jesus would have to still be alive to meet kenny should shake his beliefs?

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#192 to #148 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [-]

yes it does, ie jesus is a prophet, where as christians believe he is the messiah. belief rejected

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#235 - yofutofu (04/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Jesus met Jesus
still a jew.

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#248 to #235 - merpingsoftball (04/22/2012) [-]

Awesome .gif xD love that show

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#173 - heathledgerisagod (04/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Bitch please.

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#175 to #173 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [-]

your mom is a bitch!

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#313 to #175 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [-]

whoever thumbs down ...
tell us who is his mother then?
Human?

idiots

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#285 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [-]

"We believe [Robot Jesus] was built and that he was a very well programmed robot but he wasn't our Messiah."

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#53 - wedway (04/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)

bitch please

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#79 to #53 - shallowloqi (04/22/2012) [-]

Jesus did say all religions are fake in an episode.

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#81 - lieutenantderp (04/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Has met Jesus

Still an atheist.

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#86 to #81 - pkmntrnrred (04/22/2012) [-]

someone already made that joke with the same picture and the same comment

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#90 to #89 - pkmntrnrred (04/22/2012) [-]

you used the same exact picture
and its like 4 comments away from yours

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#97 to #90 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [-]

Yes, but this one has proper grammar.

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#98 to #97 - pkmntrnrred (04/22/2012) [-]

your point is

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#105 to #98 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [-]

my point is my penis balls deep down your throat

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#301 - robotdoggie (04/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Idiots, Jewish people acknowledge that he existed, they just don't believe that he was the Messiah... if you're going to hate on a religion, go back to hating the Westboro Baptists mmk?

inb4 "omg he's a Jew" I'm just educated

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#311 to #301 - Theyneverknow (04/22/2012) [-]

I love you.

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#305 to #301 - wombathqo (04/22/2012) [-]

He's seen jesus preform miracles though.

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#307 to #305 - robotdoggie (04/22/2012) [-]

They acknowledge that he was a man of God and that he was an all around cool guy because he did awesome shit.

But he wasn't their messiah. Miracles happen around you everyday, it shouldn't take a fucking deity to see them

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#157 - christhemushroom (04/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)

But...Jews still believe in Jesus...

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#158 to #157 - belzb (04/22/2012) [-]

correct banana sticker for you :)

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#163 to #157 - BraveSirRobin (04/22/2012) [-]

but he has seen jesus be reborn (easter episode with the egg coloring)

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#171 to #157 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [-]

False. Most jews believe he existed but they do not believe he was the messiah or the son of god. He was just a very influential rabbi.

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#212 to #171 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2012) [-]

Then how is it false you slippery dickhole?

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#204 - ganoninthepit (04/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#275 to #204 - payhemseht **User deleted account** (04/22/2012) [-]

To be fair, from "This man existed" to "He's the son of god" is somewhat a leap

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#278 to #275 - ganoninthepit (04/22/2012) [-]

True, but Jesus did perform miracles right in front of his face.

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#281 to #278 - payhemseht **User deleted account** (04/22/2012) [-]

To be fair, it is a cartoon

ugh... you win... I bow my hat and lower my pants

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#182 - demonbunny (04/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I probably am; Religion isn't my strong point) but Jews believe in Jesus, don't they? Not in the sense Christians do, but they believe he existed, but do not regard him as 'big deal'. They just see him as another Jew.

>inb4 religious shitstorm

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#187 to #182 - westonbeast (04/22/2012) [-]

You're right but it is kind of odd how Kyle has witnessed him getting stabbed in the neck and resurrecting in an instant.

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#184 to #182 - implicationsonice (04/22/2012) [-]

you are correct.

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#207 to #182 - toxicfate (04/22/2012) [-]

jesus was a jew yeah and other jews snitched on him because he brought a new believe not about god so they got him murdered pretty much
i dunno much about jesus but im a jew and we believe in god only

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