oh tacobell

A while back, before i could drive, my dad actually convinced taco bell to deliver...

he and my mom had way too much to drink and had the drunk-munchies for some tacos so they called the local tacobell and the manager was just getting off and happened to live a few miles away from us. he brought us our food and we gave him a $20 tip for his troubles... Best. Dinner. Ever.

to this day whenever someone questions my dads ability to do anything, he just responds with, "hey, i made taco bell deliver, remember?"

And here I am from front page. Fuck.

Whoever is running the taco bell's social media accounts is a stoner.

hate them all you want theyre clever as fuck sometimes

Shabam

i only eaten at taco bell 5 times in my life.
1. when i was 7 and at my mom's friend's wedding
2. when i was 10 and had a school play
3. when i was 15 and was on a 7 hour road trip to Dallas
4. when i was 18 and was getting my diploma at graduation
5. when i was 23 and was on deployment overseas and in heavy armor.

Each of those times was followed by massive diarrhea, bloating, and generally shitting my pants.....

Fuck taco bell.

**ocnamesaregone rolls 06**

Dominos has the right idea ;)

I betcha Wendy's beaver makes a lot of money too.

..Well Burger King started delivering and they don't even have even food for the blazed community. Pic hilariously related with light Christian values.

**InfernalOneShot rolls 8**
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