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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - treesaregood
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(04/21/2012) [-]
The trial of Mr. Boss shall now begin. Will the prosecution present its opening statement?
#15 to #13 - treesaregood
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Yes your honor. Through both evidence and witness testimony, the prosecution shall prove that the defendant, Kat Boss, murdered in cold blood Ms. Ashley GoldBerg.
#16 to #15 - treesaregood
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Do we have a photo of the defendant?
#17 to #16 - treesaregood
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Right here, your honor.
#18 to #17 - treesaregood
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Ah yes. Now, would the defense like to make its opening statements?
#19 to #18 - treesaregood
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(04/21/2012) [-]
The defense requests dismissal of the case on the grounds that the defendant is a cat.
#20 to #19 - treesaregood
Reply +38 123456789123345869
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Overruled. Now, will the prosecution call its first witness?
#21 to #20 - treesaregood
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The prosecution calls to the stands the defendant, Kat Boss.
#22 to #21 - treesaregood
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I would just like to say that it is extremely racist for me to be accused of this crime because i happen to be a cat.
#23 to #22 - treesaregood
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Those accusations have no place in this courtroom. Please wait until after the prosecution has proven its claim before making those comments.

Now then, Mr. Boss, would you please give testimony as to your recollection of the events relevant to Ms. Goldberg's death?
#26 to #23 - treesaregood
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Well you see, on the day of those unfortunate events, I went about my usaul bussiness. That is, from 6 a.m. to 12 p.m. I was napping, then from 12 p.m. to 12:05 p.m. I ate lunch, and then from 12:05 p.m to 6 p.m. I napped. So you see, there was absolutely no time in there for me to commit murder, as you claim.

#27 to #26 - treesaregood
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Objection!

Sleeping hardly constitutes an alibi! Where there any witnesses to your naps?
#29 to #27 - treesaregood
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Two things:

First, you are supposed to be MY lawyer, retard.

Second, I am not the one with the burden of proof, it is the prosecution. They have yet to show any evidence to say I did anything otherwise.
#30 to #29 - treesaregood
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Then perhaps it is time for me to present you with some evidence.
#31 to #30 - treesaregood
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Exhibit A: A hair ball present at the scene of the crime, right next to Ms. Goldbergs tank! It was still moist at the time the police arrived!
#32 to #31 - treesaregood
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You can't prove that it is mine! And even if it was, what does that prove?
#33 to #32 - treesaregood
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DNA testing shows that the hair does, indeed, belong to you, Mr. Boss. To answer your question about what it proves, it shows that you were indeed near the fish tank on the day of the murder!
#34 to #33 - treesaregood
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Objection!

I, uh... object to this!
#35 to #34 - treesaregood
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Holy ****. You are quite possibly the worst lawyer ever. I knew I should have spent more than 3 balls of yarn on a lawyer.
#41 to #35 - treesaregood
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Mr. Boss, please calm down and watch your language, this is a court of law. I think I have seen enough to announce my verdict:

GUILTY (Partly because you tried to bribe me before the trial started.)

I sentence you to 30 minutes in the cage. Guards, please escort Mr. Boss.
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#82 to #41 - molestingbabys
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combobreaker!
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i love you for this
#47 to #41 - risefromhell
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Hear that kids?, That's the sound of a Newfag screen capping this and pasting it into paint.

Bravo Very Well Done...
#46 to #41 - stardustdragonlord
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OBJECTION!
That hair ball is gray, my clients fur is black. He also is allergic to gold fish, he ate the neighbors Koi!

This is a set up!
#42 to #41 - treesaregood
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Damn.
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