Pedestrian Shenanigans

>Me waiting for a bus
>See fat lady
>Ask her "So when is it due?"
>She says "I'm not pregnant! You asshole!
>I say "No, I meant the bus. Who the hell would fuck you?

**themastertroller rolls 99** well done OP

some stranger is being nice to you and you call him a "random fag"

certainly shows who the real fag is

**newrockerkid rolls 11** check em

Why didn't we do that when I was pregnant?! GOD DAMMIT! Once in a lifetime opportunity GONE!

>in french class
>teacher has a few pounds on her
>my friend turns to me and asks "do you think she's pregnant?"
>I say "Yeah, I think she is"
>he's a little unsure.
>he stands up looking brave as shit
>walks up to her desk and looks down at her
>says "miss, I have a question.. are you pregnant?"
>she replies "no i'm not.. sit down"
>he shouts over to me "Dan, you fucking liar!"
>MFW

i want my wife to be this cool

**flaminggodzilla rolls 69**

Next time you tell her she's pretty!!

That seems like a really fun relationship

**takeaseat rolled a random image posted in comment #636 at Porn Facts. **

Hehehehehe funny on frontpage!

I asked a supply teacher in grde 2 if she was pregnant.
She left the room BAWLING her eyes out.
Actual teacher had a talk with me that day.
I learned what a miscarriage was.

I was an accidental ass hole.

**richgrandpa rolls 96**

mfw

**snoh rolled a random image posted in comment #365 at If countries were pokemon... **

The frontpage is actually... Funny?!?!?! On Funnyjunk?!?!? But this hardly ever happens!!
MFW