The Oldestfag Has Advice For You. . I Anonymous (/ 10( Sat) 16: 002? Nod? here to settle a farthings and offer some advice. 1. Although I do not believe in God,
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The Oldestfag Has Advice For You

I Anonymous (/ 10( Sat) 16: 002? Nod?
here to settle a farthings and offer some advice.
1. Although I do not believe in God, atheists can be (and usually are) annoying as religious idiots. keep both your beliefs and lack of belief's yourself, no one
wants to hear it.
2. Circumcision is the worst decision and parent can make son. I am circumcised but I do not delude I am
experiencing seathe way nature and evolution intended.
Iyou are friendszoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure
in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional ******** .
4. a woman' s ******** . We woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pickitem up and dance, tell a story. take derfor a walk. Ifthat doesn' t work, leave her alone. If it liverworts, dump
her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. Awoman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue perfrom you.
5. Emo and is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent ******** .
popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as awaits keep you safe from the consequences otakuranger- An
emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger), you block offere joy in your life and become depressed.
I Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/ and tell me they look happy.
l Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that' s why so many nips kill themselves- Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome.
I Anonymous / 10( Sat) : 31
l Spend time with other men- Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, and safety in this world. It is also how we make
connections.
ll The older you get, the more you market value increases. At your age women are in society. By the time you' re 30 or 40, it will be a man) s market. Don' t be in such a hurry to commit.
ll. Do not have a child with a woman unless you have been with her for more than a few years- If you have a kid with a cunt, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be part of.
It Sometimes your dick knows things better than you do. If you can' t get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you.
13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her.
14. You impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue - there is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal.
15. Honor is a male abstraction, don' t expect women to understand-
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#68 - yournewdad ONLINE (04/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Here's more!

enlarge it, its worth the read
#69 - AlbertEinstein (04/21/2012) [-]
This guy is a pretty cool guy.
#40 - failedfrontflip (04/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#13 is the only one that really hit me, my gf seems to love me more than the air she breathes. i love her a lot but i always felt guilty not feeling as strongly as she does. but thats kinda just snapped me into perspective, maybe thats how its supposed to be?

this guy is a legend, me = enlightened
#102 - nycdood (04/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Some of the best advice I've read on the internet.
#79 - 4chan refugee (04/21/2012) [-]
John ******* Locke

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#186 - stolkenator (04/21/2012) [-]
I've been educated so hard.

I think I need to save this picture and reflect on it daily.
#43 - 4chan refugee (04/21/2012) [+] (18 replies)
'contrary to popular belief depression is not a painful experience'

my girlfriend has depression. It is ******* miserable for both of us. She is unable to be happy because her ******* brain chemicals will not let her.

**** you and **** anyone who believes this.
User avatar #182 - CarlosRayNorris (04/21/2012) [-]
sharing life lessons that took him his life to learn. he is the real good guy greg
#158 - komradkthulu (04/21/2012) [-]
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#21 - 4chan refugee (04/21/2012) [-]
******* saved.


for no.8 though, it should be MODERN Japanese culture. Ancient Japanese culture was/is incredible.

#120 - piptime (04/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I usually thumb down 4chan posts, but this one actually helped me.

Thanks OP for posting.
#109 - samee (04/21/2012) [-]
Number 14 - superb
Number 14 - superb
#9 - robskul (04/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #55 - clausen (04/21/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I'm sorry but this man is contradicting himself. He says that that people should keep their beliefs to them selves as in a religious matter,because honestly self righteous fanatics don't care about anybody else but their own opinions and pushing it down others throats. But he is doing the exact same, just not in a religious context. Saying that you should select a partner that loves you more than you them so you can secure yourself. How can you make sure you marry someone who loves you more other then marry someone you don't truly love? That relationship is damned from the start if you ask me. I feel bad for this man telling people to live their lives through fear of being left or being the weakest link. You can't scrutinize every aspect of life, you just have to live it. You just have to put yourself out there and hope for the best, and thats why so many of you don't have girlfriends or close friends, you're afraid of failure so you hold yourself back. You will never be truly happy if you base your life on fear.
#95 to #55 - cornflakeslover (04/21/2012) [-]
"'m sorry but this man is contradicting himself. He says that that people should keep their beliefs to them selves as in a religious matter,because honestly self righteous fanatics don't care about anybody else but their own opinions and pushing it down others throats. But he is doing the exact same, just not in a religious context."
>no. he's not. you're obviously reading it with an aggressive tone for whatever reason. stop that. he's hardly being assertive, if you ask me. read it passively, as though it were random words on some paper you found.

"Saying that you should select a partner that loves you more than you them so you can secure yourself. How can you make sure you marry someone who loves you more other then marry someone you don't truly love?"
>oldguyfag isn't telling you to marry someone who loves you 'more' than you love them (love is not a measurable variable) for the sake of security. fact is, you should marry someone who you feel loves you more than you love them because if you do love them then you'll try your damn-best to make up the difference and vice versa.

"That relationship is damned from the start if you ask me"
>you don't ******* say? so, marrying someone you don't really love is a bad idea? thank you for your almighty wisdom, dumbass.

"I feel bad for this man telling people to live their lives through fear of being left or being the weakest link."
>i feel bad for you, criticizing this man's advice without fully understanding it. he's not telling you to live through fear - he's enlightening you, explaining stuff like what depression is, and he's giving advice based on experience; think about it, when your car is making a weird noise, who do you go ask for advice: the mechanic or your ******* dentist?

seriously, get your **** straight before you scrutinize an oldfag because fact is, you're probably wrong.
#41 - kdiddlid ONLINE (04/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
greeetestest man lived!
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