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Worth It Comic #1
Uploaded by: FloatingMagicTree
I'll make more like these if you guys want me to, I hope this comic at least made you laugh.
And in conclusion kids,
this is how you have sex.
Jim, it looks like you have
your hand up, do you have a
question?
Yea h, We got one.
Can we watch a video
demonstration?
this is how you have sex.
Jim, it looks like you have
your hand up, do you have a
question?
Yea h, We got one.
Can we watch a video
demonstration?
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my teacher was the most awesome teacher ever.
during the first sex ed class after he was done talking about some things he asked. "who here knows how you have sex" of course everyone knew and everyone put their hands up
teacher "that's good, now pair up two together, boy and girl," you are going to learn how to put a condom on a banana." he handed out condoms, but no banana. we waited for a few seconds until one girl asked "where are the bananas" the teacher made what could only be described as a troll face and said "now boys, pants down!"
everyone laughed except for some girls cause they thought he was serious. then he went to his desk and threw bananas to us.
during the first sex ed class after he was done talking about some things he asked. "who here knows how you have sex" of course everyone knew and everyone put their hands up
teacher "that's good, now pair up two together, boy and girl," you are going to learn how to put a condom on a banana." he handed out condoms, but no banana. we waited for a few seconds until one girl asked "where are the bananas" the teacher made what could only be described as a troll face and said "now boys, pants down!"
everyone laughed except for some girls cause they thought he was serious. then he went to his desk and threw bananas to us.
>in sex ed
> teacher talking about "periods"
> guys saying eww
>teacher finishes with "and thats why women bleed"
> women "oooooooh......"
> teacher talking about "periods"
> guys saying eww
>teacher finishes with "and thats why women bleed"
> women "oooooooh......"
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nrwlz (04/20/2012) [-]
>5th grade
>In sex ed for first time, over the course of 1 week
>Watch a video about a 5th grader that is dissapointed by his penis size
Fast forward one year
>6th grade, health/sex ed is a class we have to take ALL YEAR
>Get to the sex part, which I've been over already
>Teacher implies we are going to watch a video of woman giving birth
>Other classes tell me they did
>We never do
>Eventually get diagrams of penises
>Get a paper, someone splattered the paper with white out
>teacher thought it was me
Fast forward to 8th grade
>Take sex ed a THIRD TIME
>this time they're making the gym teachers do it
>take away our gym classes in second half of year (they also banned dodgeball that year)
>We have a Question Box, where we can put notecards with any question, teachers must answer
>We get bitchy, old, never-gonna-retire female gym teacher on menopause
>People put questions like "Is a penis breakable", "can you remove and reattach your penis", and "can you get a guy pregnant with anal"
Now I've found out that sex ed is a graduation requirement for high school.
mfw I have to take sex ed 4 times.
>In sex ed for first time, over the course of 1 week
>Watch a video about a 5th grader that is dissapointed by his penis size
Fast forward one year
>6th grade, health/sex ed is a class we have to take ALL YEAR
>Get to the sex part, which I've been over already
>Teacher implies we are going to watch a video of woman giving birth
>Other classes tell me they did
>We never do
>Eventually get diagrams of penises
>Get a paper, someone splattered the paper with white out
>teacher thought it was me
Fast forward to 8th grade
>Take sex ed a THIRD TIME
>this time they're making the gym teachers do it
>take away our gym classes in second half of year (they also banned dodgeball that year)
>We have a Question Box, where we can put notecards with any question, teachers must answer
>We get bitchy, old, never-gonna-retire female gym teacher on menopause
>People put questions like "Is a penis breakable", "can you remove and reattach your penis", and "can you get a guy pregnant with anal"
Now I've found out that sex ed is a graduation requirement for high school.
mfw I have to take sex ed 4 times.
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itsneverlupus **User deleted account** (04/20/2012) [-]
My sex ed teacher had a slight error in judgment. The first day of class she told us that she wanted to get some of the 'less appropriate' stuff out of the way, in case anyone may have been confused, so she asked the class to shout out words that they didn't quite understand. Being the 7th grade trolls that we were, the entire class erupted into a cacophany of curses and slurs: "FUCK!" "CUNT!" "PUSSY!" "ANAL BEADS!" "MISSISSIPPI HOTPOCKET!"
<MFW sex ed teach said the next day that all of the classes in the entire fucking hallway heard us.
<MFW sex ed teach said the next day that all of the classes in the entire fucking hallway heard us.