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hell yeah System of a down

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quick, 5 things that you do after waking up:
open laptop
brush teeth
make tea
call girlfriend
jack off
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tum on computer
take shit
fbrowse
eat
go back to sleep
a brush and put on a little make up
the scars to fade away the shakeup
you leave the keys up on the table
Tthere you go create another fable
Anonymous (ID: ) (( : 06: 58 No. 389857345
Head 1 bullet in chamber
tspin
spoil
met dressed
ego to work
...
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Submitted: 04/19/2012
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#2 - Sechuban ONLINE (04/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Wake up
Take piss
Take shit
Fap vigorously
Get out of bed
#1 - bloodyisrael (04/20/2012) [-]
7am wake up   
get dressed   
go down stairs    
grab bowl   
grab cereal   
   
eyup, I went there.   
unrelated
7am wake up
get dressed
go down stairs
grab bowl
grab cereal

eyup, I went there.
unrelated
User avatar #88 - winners (04/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>wake up
>shave
>shower
>brush teeth
>eat
>get dressed
>leave victim's house
#91 to #88 - compass (04/20/2012) [-]
That's 7 things, you big silly goose.
#108 - empithree (04/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
wake up.
wake up.
wake up.
wake up.
wake up.

fuckin inception...
User avatar #167 - tfab (04/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
wake up
take shit
get out of bed
funny junk
school
User avatar #65 - redking (04/20/2012) [-]
>Hear alarm, hit snooze button
>Hear alarm, hit snooze button
>Hear alarm, hit snooze button
>Hear alarm, hit snooze button
>Hear alarm, hit snooze button
User avatar #12 - JohnE (04/20/2012) [-]
After waking up, I...
>Shit on Debra's Desk
>Fuck a giant fish's brains out
>Turn into a Jet
>Bomb the Russians
>Crash into the sun, effectively killing myself.

I guess you could say that I'm the boss...
#124 - Triskiller (04/20/2012) [-]
>Tell a story
>Play B-ball
>Get in fight
>Call cabbie
>Move to bell-air

mfw
#172 - purpleladybugs (04/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> Go down on a date with a girl
> She has so many friends
> I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick
> she has so many friends.
> BOUNCE POGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGO
> mfw
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User avatar #155 - Jiraiya (04/20/2012) [-]
6:45 - wake up
6:50 - take a shit
6:55 - get out of bed

User avatar #125 - xfresherassassinx (04/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. wake up
2. take shit
3. get out of bed
4. get dressed
#75 - derak (04/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>load 1 bullet in chamber
>spin
>pull
>get dressed
>go to work

MFW
#244 - anonymous (04/20/2012) [-]
-Go outside
-Meet a girl
-Get her number
-Find myself in an awesome relationship
-Wake up
#93 - anonymous (04/20/2012) [-]
>Wake up
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody does the dinosaur
#214 - anonymous (04/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>wake up
>take shit
> get out of bed
#28 - Miwer (04/20/2012) [-]
Wake up   
> feeling like P Diddy   
> Grab my glasses   
> Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack   
> Out the door   
> Hit the city
Wake up
> feeling like P Diddy
> Grab my glasses
> Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
> Out the door
> Hit the city


User avatar #22 - VikingSharkPANCH (04/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Wake up, already walking around
>Can't remember how I fell asleep
>Can't remember where I slept
>Can't remember eating breakfast
>Everything just goes black before the day is over
>At some point I met up with my 2 friends, a fucking annoying but hot ginger, and some retard stoner pervert that wants my pets to breed so he can watch
>Why is this happening?
>Hear voice again narrating my life and every fucking step
>I just want to end it
>Shit, day is over here comes the blackness again
>MFW Im Ash Ketchum


#263 - violamaster (04/20/2012) [-]
well the first thing i do is...   
talk to to corporate (like a boss)   
Approve memos (like a boss)   
Lead a workshop (like a boss)   
Remember birthdays (like a boss)   
Direct workflow (like a boss)
well the first thing i do is...
talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
#73 - richiee (04/20/2012) [-]
> wake up   
> take a shit   
> piss while shitting   
> fap, i mean , why not?   
> get out of bed
> wake up
> take a shit
> piss while shitting
> fap, i mean , why not?
> get out of bed
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