They said i could become anything

nice pussy magnet there.

> Buys one
>Wears it all day at school, get tons of complements
>Sitting in final period
>Have to sneeze, can't stop it
>Sneeze
>Mucus and air bubbles launch out of my nose and into fishtank
>Tard Fish eats floating mucus
>Fish dies
>Dead fish contaminates rest of fish tank, kills other fish.
>I start screaming
>Inhale water
>Die


Moral of story: Never eat broccoli that has touched a doorknob.

what if the fish poop goes in his ears?

Anyone else?

this is the opposite of scuba diving.

mfw it malfunctions and he drowns

If he can be a fish tank i wanna be a bird

< every cats face when they cant get the fishes

I've seen these guys in real life (there are 2 of them) (Vlissingen, Netherlands)! They walk around on Festivals and stuff. Just to give you your wtf moment of the day =)

**pinguinpiraat rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at How to play scout ** this is what I wanna be

I have owned three aquariums over the past 9 years,
and out of all the types of fish I have owned,
Goldfish definitely shit the most.
Like ridiculous amounts,
I bet this guy gets some in his nose or hair lol.

what if his goggles fog up

lol the fish probably poop in his ears