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ride uncle dolan's cock

well..fuck that then.

I'd fuck uncle dolan for blue text.

When uncle dolan makes a thread, make a comment that will make him think, laugh, cry, or impress him. I never expected to get blue text, but one day he made a really depressing thread asking what it was like to be hugged. So I got kind of poetic and described what one was while thanking him for brining FJ to us and it either gave him a feel or amused him because then he gave me blue text.

But don't think for a second that because you don't have colored text that you arent special. Cause you are. uncle dolan loves you as do I and the rest of FJ...welll...aside from the 16 people who thumbed you down...

But... uncle dolan is a proper knobhead.

all you have to do is Delete System 32. and make a .bat file called Blue Text. Save as all files
and boom blue text

Well the question you asked would show as such.

cause if you dont know something nobody ever told or showed you how to get your stupid?

Are you aware that your face is a ship? You should really go see a doctor about that.

no fucks given

he does.

**obediantflyer rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Future ** Holy fuck you just blew my mind

atleast you have a helmet to protect ur head ;p

judging by the hole in the side of it, I don't think it helped him much

wut

Freak the fuck out you creepy thing!

its only if you shoot a duck. then he's scared of toasters.

more joker gifs?

any more?

thanks mate, here have this

last one

ouch man

**ordinary rolled a random image posted in comment #3693921 at FJ Pony Thread ** ... I never roll them... only when I cast them does it happen

I cast you, Rarity!

**dtox rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at My life ** mfw

Jesus.

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**Luffy91 rolled a random image posted in comment #4146417 at FJ Pony Thread ** attempts to summon chuck norris

lulwhut?

**ordinary rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at 0 ** GO! FLUTTERSHY!

**dvicks rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at Draw level ASSASSIN ** Im calling Derpy

Here I'll drive you to the ICU for your burn.

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a few miles south of the iceberg.

We cannot trust OP, picture is obviously photoshopped!

More detailed

I want to google all the "bad" things, but am paranoid

...we have to go deeper/

I never knew you needed a proxy for gore. I visit gore sites occasionally.

I think it is a different kind of gore. Like, much different. Like, would make even the most hardened /b/tards shit their pants in fear. I am not sure, but I am guessing stuff like live videos of someone skinning a young child then raping the corpse through the eye, all in HD.

Yeah, well that stuff is lower in the web levels.

Well...Perhaps one day I will make a journey of these web levels.

I had that photo for a while furthest down i've been is the Charter web.

I've been there too.
Had a look at the different markets there, never watched CP there since I'm very (very very) anti-pedo.
Got some links for you if you're interested.

I kinda just went through everything, just that I didn't download anything, I didn't watch CP, only have been on the hard candy page to investigate what is down there.

I'm also very paranoid about downloading stuff, the only thing I downloaded was a .pdf guide on how to grow cannabis, so it's not something illegal. Could have found something like it elsewhere but I just stumbled across it. It is also very dangerous to download from there, you never know what the download really contains. A friend of mine got everything on his HDD deleted once from a file from there.

Furthest I've been to is the Deep Web. Don't have the courage to go any farther. It's not that I wouldn't be able to handle the kind of things that are past that, I just don't have the protection.

Just get the Tor project sure it may be a bit slow, but seriously it lets you go anywhere.

>linky linky

www.torproject.org/

Bottom section. Pedo planet kind of gives itself away. I don't know about the others but I will avoid them at all costs from now on.

Since the guy that posted it is offline, can you answer a question for me? What the fuck is a proxy?

I had to look it up to make sure I gave you proper information.

A proxy is a server that one connects to through their computer. The home computer sends requests through the proxy which returns what it asked for. Since the request has gone through the proxy an attempt to find the originating IP address will return the proxy IP instead of the home computer's IP. Thus enabling one to surf the web without leaving an IP trail so to speak.

So one would use it for downloading movies/music or ignoring a work place's web restrictions?

Yes, also look up TOR. Also you might want to cover your MAC addy too in case they track that.
Some games will actually Ban your MAC wich is basically banning your computer itself. So you need something liek T-mac for example or better.

What's a MAC addy? I've never heard that term before.

LINKS: pastebin. com/ADTynHbX

Incase the url is delete

HEre BRo, Go here ( my pastebin) for info on how to start your journey http://pastebin. com/zZzPRddj
Links: pastebin.com/ADTynHbX
ALso the links in the fist one are to hardblush comics and gay furry. So like ignore or fap whatev's

I want to trust you. i really do, you clearly know your stuff, and its the kind of information i'd love to learn, understand and apply to better my own knowledge of security. but this is the internet, and internet is serious business.
what exactly does the first link/download (Tor + browser) do? how can i trust you that it isn't a virus and shit?
.gif somewhat related

OH well, I seriously Applaud your judgement, paranoia is a must. Ad the thing is sir Please do not think of me s anything more then an information collecting lurker. I dont know a lot about a little but I do know a little about a lot of things per say.

On topic though If you want to just Google TOR. You don't need to use my link. Just get any TOR browser. MAke sure that its a secure site. YOu do not need my link to get to it. I assure you it's safe but if you still are worried just do a bit of safety checks and secure yourself a solid link you can trust for the D/L. Such as this very popular site www.torproject.org/ ( incase of delete url https://www. torproject. org/.

And if you have any further questions feel free to friend me IM me or inbox me. Anytime. THis includes anyone. AND if there is a veteran lurker out there that would like to have some discussions that would be great also.

Pic related, its my lurker face.

i've hard all about this security stuff but what exactly does a TOR browser do?

The Tor software is a program you can run on your computer that helps keep you safe on the Internet. Tor protects you by bouncing your communications around a distributed network of relays run by volunteers all around the world: it prevents somebody watching your Internet connection from learning what sites you visit, and it prevents the sites you visit from learning your physical location. This set of volunteer relays is called the Tor network. You can read more about how Tor works on the overview page.
A typical proxy provider sets up a server somewhere on the Internet and allows you to use it to relay your traffic. This creates a simple, easy to maintain architecture. The users all enter and leave through the same server. The provider may charge for use of the proxy, or fund their costs through advertisements on the server. In the simplest configuration, you don't have to install anything. You just have to point your browser at their proxy server. Simple proxy providers are fine solutions if you do not want protections for your privacy and anonymity online and you trust the provider from doing bad things. Some simple proxy providers use SSL to secure your connection to them. This may protect you against local eavesdroppers, such as those at a cafe with free wifi Internet.

Simple proxy providers also create a single point of failure. The provider knows who you are and where you browse on the Internet. They can see your traffic as it passes through their server. In some cases, they can even see inside your encrypted traffic as they relay it to your banking site or to ecommerce stores. You have to trust the provider isn't doing any number of things, such as watching your traffic, injecting their own advertisements into your traffic stream, and recording your personal details.

Tor passes your traffic through at least 3 different servers before sending it on to the destination. Because there's a separate layer of encryption for each of the three relays, Tor does not modify, or even know, what you are sending into it. It merely relays your traffic, completely encrypted through the Tor network and has it pop out somewhere else in the world, completely intact. The Tor client is required because we assume you trust your local computer. The Tor client manages the encryption and the path chosen through the network. The relays located all over the world merely pass encrypted packets between themselves.

Tl;dr It;s an ever changing proxy that bounces between volunteer ip's. So it's like a proxy but in some ways better. It's just a lot of the tor ip's are banned from 4 chan becuase they have been used up.

Thanks! So basically Tor uses many servers and encrypts data differently from one proxy to the other?

YOu got it bro. But make sure you read the FAQ and info on it if you are trying to be legit anon.

Thankyou kind sir!
a gif for you

>mfw that gif is one of my fav's and you just reminded me.

Assigned by the manufacturer, a MAC address usually encodes the manufacturer's registered identification number and may be referred to as the burned-in address. It may also be known as an Ethernet hardware address (EHA), hardware address or physical address. A network node may have multiple NICs and will then have one unique MAC address per NIC.

Basically its a serial code to your hardware.

Yes. Pretty much can be used for anything you don't want someone else to know about.

sTORage, Hidden Wiki, Tor P.M. and TorChan doesn't really have anything to do with CP.
sTORage does have CP files, Hidden Wiki does have CP links (varies from which mirror you use (if they have or not)), Tor P.M. is mostly for contacting each other (mostly drugs), and TorChan neither have any CP, they do have a Cheese Pizza board where everyone posts actual pictures of Cheese Pizza (the kind you eat, not Child P).

darkforces comment helped me understand the deeper parts better. It seems it will be like navigating a mine field since I don't want to see any CP. Accidentally come across some of it before.

Nah, it's not that hard to avoid. You can get most links from Hidden Wiki (the links are categorized so you know what to stay away from), but you can also get many links from Tordir. Tordir's links are also categorized and checked for if they are up, what the waiting time is, and users can rate the links, it's pretty useful.

That is indeed helpful.

I still wanna know what KindazaChan is...

It's a bit of normal porn, with a lot of CP.

Damian is funny as fuck, do you have any more gifs of his videos?

may i ask what he's from and my name is also damian

He's a youtuber, Makemebad35 is his username. I expect you to be very funny if that is indeed your name

but i will admit, you got me at first until i looked at the different shade of yellow.

Stop being a dick, and stop that yellow text shit. It's obvious, the wording is a bright yellow, whereas the original rolls are a little more dull.

**onetwothreeawfuck rolls 1,265**

compare the tone of yellow

Also, if quads I will go eat a peach

I bet someones going to screencap this then post it

film it and post it on funnyjunk!
do it OP

**fjmastermind rolls 240** Oh, it's fake? Idk

PICS OR IT DID NOT HAPPEN

the numbers have spoken.