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#8 - rattleheadguy (04/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
am i the only one bothered by this... same... ******* ... face...
#34 - itzhypnotize (04/19/2012) [+] (12 replies)
How I Met Your Mother is set in New York. They use Standard Measurement System. This conversation never happened. Lawyered.
#47 - akneegrow (04/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Kilograms? Meters?
Maybe if Robin was the one talking, but Marshall would definitely be using pounds and feet.
Especially considering how many times they make fun of Robin for being Canadian.
Lawyered.
#26 - dragonzard (04/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
TL;DR
#226 - ilogixjuanker (04/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
wat
#64 - unrealace (04/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You ever try to get on one of these while in the water without it tipping over a bunch of times? Same concept
#212 - screwyouman (04/19/2012) [-]
My brain when
My brain when
#225 - heathz (04/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**heathz rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at RD is best pony ** what the hell is that door made of
#173 - hunterwhu (04/19/2012) [-]
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#248 - DrollHumor (04/19/2012) [-]
It's not that there wasn't enough room, or that it would've sunk, it's because if you actually rewatch that scene you see that they tried but were too uncoordinated to successfully get both their asses up there.
Which is understandable because my friend and I both tried to get on a pool floaty and it just wasn't gonna happen, even though we had the edge of the pool to use, so I can't imagine trying when freezing cold water is ******* with the dexterity of my everything and there is nothing but the door to use for leverage.
#21 - 4chan refugee (04/19/2012) [-]
that's not taking into account that they would have been soaked through so there masses would have increased substantially, the estimates of the cross sectional area and density of the wood are just estimates and potentially false, and that solution would require even distribution of their masses across the wood, as shifting their mass to the edges of it could cause it to tip over
#288 - purpleduck (04/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
this is an american tv show, based in new york. they wouldn't use kg.

pic unrelated
#289 to #288 - Wumbologist (04/19/2012) [-]
As an American, we still use the metric system for scientific measurements such as density.
#278 - 4chan refugee (04/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
INCORRECT!!!
The door was made out of mahogany which is far denser than oak. This would likely cause the door to sink even if that bitch had moved over.
User avatar #7 - eloso (04/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah because that was the size of the ******* door in real life...
#18 to #7 - boomboombaboomer (04/19/2012) [-]
Jack and Rose and the whole door thing didn't actually happen when the real Titanic sunk. You know that right?
#227 - 4chan refugee (04/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
she makes the same annoying face all the time
User avatar #229 to #227 - kirisaki (04/19/2012) [-]
Maybe it's because it is the same picture used in 6 different captions?
#86 - mmajunkie (04/19/2012) [-]
I saw the comment this was taken from, earlier today
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