Biology Class

go cast your fancy magic some place else

My dad says no lolly gagging to me, so when the guard said that to me it wasn't as funny ad everyone says

Reasons for taking Biology:
1. You get to make luminescent bacteria
2. You get to handle dangerous DNA-altering material
3. You get to extract DNA from pineapples
4. You get to mess with dead things! WITH SCALPELS!
5. You actually learn useful things about the human body.
6. You can make really cheesy pickup-lines that somehow invovle Biology
7.You get to go on various trips to see the world!
8. Terrorists respect you because they think you can make biological weapons.
9. Big faceless corporations sponsor your work! Fucking novozymes
10. "I know certain things about the human body" will make any lady moist

touche

If I could be any enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

^exhibit A

Congratz to both of you! :3 Biology is awesome!

so he made liquefied crack

MFW biochemistry

I didn't even choose it
Biochem is a part of the high level Biology here.

i did.
fuck, i was 14 in the tenth grade. i didn't know what to expect.

!radicals¡

It's easier in swedish

and OP's face