Great Attorney

My roommate is red/green colorblind. Apparently these cause him to crap his pants in fear.

Those confuse the flying fuck right out of me. But not because I'm red/green colorblind. Simply because they're the spawn of the devil.

Colorblindness doesn't mean red and green look the same. I can (and I'm sure your friend can too) tell what color is red and what color is green.

He says he can, but it's close for red green. It seems as though the color red is drained out of whatever he sees. Like since purple is a mix of red/blue it just looks blue. And grey is also funny, since it basically has no color so he mixes it up with red. I love asking him what my shirt color is. Even if he gets it right I tell him he's wrong, just to fuck with him.
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HOLD IT!

My client was being pursued, he couldn't stop at the green red gray light or else he would get caught!

hahahahah poor animal

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Objection? You are a defense attorney not a prosecutor!

Objection! He merely stated a fact for his defendant's circumstances to set up a counter-arguement!

Objection! The dog is the defense attorney in this case! Therefore Phoenix should not be here!

Objection! I was dog the entire time!

this

This thread just made my night. I'm literally lolling as I type this. It's making it difficult.

who are those two attorney? I think they belong to a game, what game is it?

The Ace Attorney series. My second favorite video game series. So awesome.

What console? I hope pc or psp. whats your first favorite video game?

Originally for Gameboy, it is on the Nintendo DS. Some ports of it are on the Wii and on the Apple Store. Look at my username and guess my first favorite....

im guessing cooking mama?
:D

i love you both
threads like this are why i come to funnyjunk

have some applesauce

Wheres your evidence? In court everything must be backed up by solid evidence.

Evidence? I am dog.

**imjustsomeguy rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at My Little Threesome **

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take this one instead

tsk, tsk, tsk...
That's simple, he is upside-down blind as well.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even colorblind people can see it at night, as the light which is turned is rather bright, so you can tell the difference

no comment needed.

I wonder which kind of dog would play the role of "Godog".

i have a lot of free time

Wouldn't the dog be Missle?

THEY'RE SO CUTE WITH THEIR STUBBY LIL LEGS

The defendant. He's an evil genius who is finally being brought to justice.

Would be an epic court case

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this, but thank you.