A Few Reasons Why I Drink

Sorry, but my Photoshop sense is tingling...and is driving me crazy.

damn.. i cannot unsee it

**doctorlean rolls 22**

Drink liquors

Goombas

what about when the car seat belt is all fucked up?

I saw a playthrough of this where the guy kept cursing. Can someone hook me up with a link?

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So, if i were to go to that site, take something from their page, upload it here and say "sorry for taking it from 9gag, i got lazy" would i make front page and no haters? O.o

Hes taking credit, but lets remember something, the internet is sharing ideas. Ooh and so what if he was being a dumb ass and taking the credit. (Get it cuz hes a dumb ass)

Nah. It's originally from BuzzFeed.

yea, but the thing is, you claimed you made it.
"Sorry about using MS paint, I got lazy."

I've ruined SO MANY pairs of jeans like that.

Also when walking out the door with a laptop and charger still attached and the charger lead hooks the door and the laptop goes flying.

That actually happened to me for the first time yesterday... feelsbadman.jpg

**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Amazed pedobear **
fucking mad bro

YES! The fucking charger cable is so annoying on my laptop, nevermind the fucking block halfway through the cable which knocks everything over as I walk past

Never had the jeans problem though, never wear jeans anyway :L

That's one thing i like about my macbook's charger.

You admitted you use a mac on funnyjunk. inb4 red thumbs

i was waiting for a shit storm to occur, but instead i got +1 now i'm back to 0.

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT

GO BACK TO 4CHAN

Ugh, you sick fuck.

NOVA!

What episode is that?

There are so many, I don't know. One of the earlier ones, I do believe it was during a rope swing.

i searched the name... damn... shit be good son

Awesome.

**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at Trolling the Whiny Facebook Girl **

yeah, why make it sound like he did it -.-

**shabooty rolls 2,424**

**flavoredassassin rolls 83** oh shit, come aboard the double dubs train

hmmm, i have the same glass, also i got mine from here:

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break it in half dip the 2 chunks.

I'll drink to that!

*raises drink*
Sláinte

Sláinte mo chara!
*clink*

cheers to that !
wait....how the fuck did my can of bulmers clink ????
* continues to drink in a non giving a fuck demeanor*

When two Bulmers meet, who knows what happens?
At least it's not Dutchie anyway!
*crushes can and grabs another*

its mystical really.
Oh god , i cringe when i see a can of dutch gold, poor poor souls drinking that.
* picks up can of 7up* .......sorry i have to drive home

Dutch Gold is a poor students Turbo G, which is a students Bavaria, which is a poor mans Carling, which is a can of piss.
*picks up tv remote* - here let me drive you.

So many terrible drinks , im a student and i have higher standards then most i hang out with.
Oh you're drinking Devils Bit....... let me get a bucket for you..for later on.
* picks up keys to realise unlock button is missing*
somethings going on ... i smell shenanigans

My opinion on Devils Bit? You drink his bits, you'll suffer the consequences!
I'm happy with a bit o whiskey or cider any day, but being a student puts a dampener on that!
*presses the off button and the microwave dings*
...something is afoot here!

Exactly. Also if im at a party and someone brings cider in a plastic bottle... they .. they must leave.
A bit of Jack and Coke .. very nice.
* get text message on my wallet*
....interesting ... very interesting

It's because of a drunk in my hometown that Linden Village is now Linden City!
Can't bate a bottle of Jemmy outta the bottle. Partial to some Jack and coke now and again though.
*hang on a sec, that's not your wallet...i think that's my toaster.*
Curious-er and curios-er...

hahahahahahahah!!!
I'd say we would have a fine evening , drinking to every repost !
Goes out to get my paranormal activity kit out of the boot , to realise my jeep is now a rose bush.
Well im stumped

Even taking shots of water for every repost would get you monged out of it there're that many!
*suddenly realise that I CAN believe it's not butter*
Uh-oh...

It's true. I decided to do something ground breaking today .. go on FJ in traffic. It was enjoyable.
*suddenly, i suddenly , suddenly*
WHAT IS HAPPENING

Did it make time pass any quicker?
*sudden realization that it's actually bleach in the bottle*
Oh shi...

it did until the battery died , then i sadded everywhere.
*then i notice , everything is salad. We are a side dish*
oh jesus salad, this is some crazy ass salad

I like to swim and use ink pens and sometimes wish I had extra limbs.
*mfw when I realise I'm an octopus*

Dude....holy shit...

That is what got me into drinking in the first place also damnit

i love you for this photo. Please take this derping horse as a token of my gratitude