Why is Ocean Water Salty? OC

I don't drink water, because it's where fish have sex.

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In 6th grade we took a class trip to a fish hatchery.
There was so much fish semen there it was ridiculous. it was on the walls. the ground. on the workers overalls. And some landed on my when they cut open the fish's testicles.

I hated sixth grade.

Just gonna wait for someone to roll this........

In sex ed freshman year, the teacher was talking about how semen has glucose in it.

The girl in front row raised her hand and asked sincerely 'is that why it can taste sweet?'

>Be girl who likes to surf
>Be riding some monster waves
>Waves are strong enough to blow seawater into your uterus
>Become pregnant
>Give birth to whale-human
>Whale human is super genius and a great singer not to mention Whale human is 27 feet tall and an Olympic swimmer and incredibly muscular (with only human milk the baby didn't develop blubber)
>Be at beach one day
>see son jacking off into ocean
>Water gets super salty
>so salty that the semen no longer dissolves and instead floats
>People getting covered in whale semen
>More whale humans will be coming ( 1/4 whale 3/4 human)
>Fire department comes
>Realize what my son has done
>Call mtv
>Son is now the director on a show called jersey shore.
>MFW

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<----------- This bitch

she knows its salty...

Meanwhile, in Washington

Kanye?

The ocean is salty because when God got up from the table, he knocked over the salt and it landed in the ocean. Derp.

class face when