Everytime

my brother's friend told me that when he worked at the zoo here, he would come to work every day and say "this is my cash register, there are many like it, but this one is mine."

i bet all of his co-workers had a real chuckle at that every single day

aaww, not sure if funny, cute or sad

*horse

my mum says the exact same thing

Caucasian mountain dog. Do want.

Its the beast fromt he sandlot.

Name's Holly schitt.

That's my dog

get another one, name it Stones, train them to attack whatever is infront of them whenever you say "Will never hurt me" and then if anyone ever bugs you when you have them you can say:

"Sticks and Stones will chew on your bones, and you will never hurt me"

Profit?

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