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#98 - ninjajunkie (04/17/2012) [-]
<What OP would really do.
#123 to #98 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2012) [-]
Wouldn't work, whenever you pushed forward, your ass would move away, keeping your penis in the same distance away from the ass.
You would have to bring the orange portal closer, and since you can't move a portal without it breaking, that's physically impossible.
#131 to #123 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2012) [-]
Have very little room betweeen the portals?
User avatar #127 to #123 - haaaxderp (04/17/2012) [-]
Put it on a piece of wood, use piece of wood as fleshlight


Problem solved
User avatar #138 to #127 - jetpistol ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
>Doesnt work on simple wood
>Doesnt work on moving things.
User avatar #142 to #138 - haaaxderp (04/17/2012) [-]
I thought he meant if it bent, it broke, like if you tried to put it on a piece of paper and curled it in a ball type of move.
#100 to #98 - manwithicepep (04/17/2012) [-]
i would do that
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