Portal Gun

/watch?v=NggUSbgRUhc

100% related (the last 5 sec that is)

finally i can change pants without looking

I can finally have sexy time!

Put it on a piece of wood, use piece of wood as fleshlight


Problem solved

>Doesnt work on simple wood
>Doesnt work on moving things.

I thought he meant if it bent, it broke, like if you tried to put it on a piece of paper and curled it in a ball type of move.

i would do that

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mfw relevance

She's a mute? I had no idea. I always thought she just had the same voiceactor as Gordon Freeman.

I do too.

Though in this scenario, imagine looking into the toilet... and seeing the back of your own head from above. Must be quite a bizarre experience.

In fact, the more I think about it, the more it makes me want to install an LCD screen in a toilet and a camera above it, connected to the screen. That whole plan just falls apart when someone does not look into the toilet before sitting down...

I do to check for spiders

it's safe right?

NOPE

Nope

I do.

Is that jarate?

wat?

Do you play TF2?

It is a 'weapon' the sniper uses. It is a jar of piss that gives mini crits. (mini criticals).

No need to thumb me down my good sir. It's pee. For me its pee.

Now it's even.

That wasn't me.
I'll thumb you up.

I love you.

I don't know what we are saying wrong.

What I thought xD

Ahaha xD I just spewed tea all over my screen, thanks :D

well, hes got a trollface so we can assume the guy on the toilet is a different person.

I love me some Shit Man

im pretty sure the guy puts the portals there for the next person who uses the toilet to shit on themselves.

or he has a fetish for his own shit.......