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#5 - iamjohngalt (04/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)

So, your owner made you wear a strawberry poptart and fly you through space with rainbow propellant firing out your ass while a retarded but catchy tune played in the background? Sounds like a strong case of Disorderly Conduct.

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#24 to #5 - gayjunk (04/16/2012) [-]

my hero

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#196 to #5 - jcllcj (04/17/2012) [-]

Bless you sir. Let's stick it to them

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#73 - flashcache (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#229 to #73 - Greekkenyan (04/17/2012) [-]

What do you think?

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#16 - ragingdrunk (04/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#139 - reposterrr (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#75 - amissfalafel (04/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#100 to #75 - vampthefurry (04/17/2012) [-]

He He! Is Funny 'cuz Girl dogs are called bitches... He He! Oooohhh...

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#176 to #100 - watchme (04/17/2012) [-]

I like this picture, 'cause often I don't get jokes...

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#190 to #176 - sundog (04/17/2012) [-]

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#158 - galkawhm (04/17/2012) [+] (11 replies)

SHIT! All my cute escaped!

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#162 to #161 - dragonette (04/17/2012) [-]

hoping for a cute thread

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#166 to #162 - pornzmon (04/17/2012) [-]

well why didn't you say so!

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#168 to #166 - dragonette (04/17/2012) [-]

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#169 to #168 - pornzmon (04/17/2012) [-]

:D

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#182 to #169 - apillow ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]

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#186 to #158 - jimothyjenkins (04/17/2012) [-]

fuck yes! doggy thread!!!

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#286 to #158 - initiatoroflulz (04/17/2012) [-]

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#46 - rabidmapache (04/17/2012) [+] (8 replies)

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#50 to #46 - icantusecaps **User deleted account** (04/17/2012) [-]

Hello...

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#319 to #46 - trollsidon (04/17/2012) [-]

.....

Sleep is for the weak anyways.

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#47 to #46 - theawkwardbros (04/17/2012) [-]

I hate to be a bother, but by any chance, do you know the name of the story behind that picture? I've really been wanting to read about it lately, but I don't know what to look up...

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#59 to #47 - IHateYourMom (04/17/2012) [-]

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#171 to #59 - cruzslzr (04/17/2012) [-]

that's quite disturbing to read, to say the least
my face when i finished reading...

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#191 to #59 - sundog (04/17/2012) [-]

Thats some heavy shit! How much of that do you think is true? I've never heard of smile.dog.

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#48 to #47 - rabidmapache (04/17/2012) [-]

google smile.dog

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#49 to #48 - theawkwardbros (04/17/2012) [-]

Thank you very much, sir. :)

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#97 - drakotha **User deleted account** (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

The dog to it's owner when it first realized the ball was never thrown.

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#131 to #97 - busterblader (04/17/2012) [-]

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#13 - lilkepi (04/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)

what a degrading job for a corgi

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#15 to #13 - exotic (04/16/2012) [-]

Bitch please
I've been waiting 5 months to use this

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#128 to #15 - llshadowz (04/17/2012) [-]

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#86 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

You've got to be kitten me!

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#105 to #86 - sebamorena (04/17/2012) [-]

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#215 - manirock (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#235 to #215 - ltsparky (04/17/2012) [-]

well, that made my morning

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#148 - Tayles (04/17/2012) [-]

I'll handle this case. Mr. Rex, not only can we get you a settlement on fraud, but we can frame your owner for battery with a newspaper and get you those table scraps they so ruthlessly throw in the garbage.

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#84 - callmethedoctor (04/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Dog's face when he sues owner.

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#194 to #188 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 19**
That is epic kitty. I LOVE IT!

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#37 - thacuddlemonsta (04/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)

reminded me of this

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#53 to #37 - shitshitshit (04/17/2012) [-]

holy shit i want one

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#54 to #53 - thacuddlemonsta (04/17/2012) [-]

i've been wanting one so bad

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#38 to #37 - thacuddlemonsta (04/17/2012) [-]

half corgi, half husky

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#52 to #38 - darthblam (04/17/2012) [-]

Just a little Corky.

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#112 - romdadon (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

the evidence is pretty strong against the owner

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#121 to #112 - jacobomexicano (04/17/2012) [-]

There was never a written contract!

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#177 - LocoJoe (04/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Is my client guilty of fraud? Perhaps, but remember that plaintiff had just torn the defendant's couch and by doing so he broke the contract between the plaintiff and defendant thus making any suits null and void. I rest my case.

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#219 to #177 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2012) [-]

OBJECTION!

twas not a couch that my client destroyed. It was a leather imbound stool. Thus the contract between the defendent and my client still stands, only weakend. Further more the contract had only ended if the defended had handed over my client to either a new "owner" or an animal shelter.

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#427 to #219 - LocoJoe (04/17/2012) [-]

Under Penal code 22.98 couches and any other sitting apparatuses are under the same definition. "In the use of tenant or lease contracts couches, love seats, sofas, rocking chairs, stools, etc. are interchangeable." This means the contract was broken and your client has no case for fraud.

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#432 to #427 - whitenerdy (04/18/2012) [-]

I beg it differ. The 11 of September was a date not only changed our country, But changed us all. If we were truly to convict a man who once stood amongst ourselfs, proud and hounorfull, are we not to recognise the consequenses of such actions? I would like to point out, to our hornered judge and jury.. And ofcurse the beloved audience, that the definition of so called "Sitting apparatus" is stolen directly from the 1876's oxford english dictonary an obsolete work of degenerate men. It is said that great things spawn from great men, and are we truly great, in the true meaning of the word if we allow us selves to fail alike the english? I ask you, Judge and jury to be just, not only to my defendant and the people of the united states of Amarica. God bless America.

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