Throwing

I want to know who the absolute badass who invented this sport is. While every other place in the world was like "hey look what I made, it's a ball we can toss or kick it around and make awesome games" and this one badass motherfucker was like "fuck that Imma go throw some fucking trees around and make nature my bitch".

hey.

remember that post compairing an ipad to a log?

logs apparently have games

and it's a great way to stay in shape

**yaiyainigga rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at john lennon ** i have the weirdest boner

MY VIAGRA IS ACTING UP

>be in woods
>kinda dark out
>run into tree
>get pissed as shit
>rip tree from the ground
>toss that shit
>friends see
>new badass sport
>mfw

probably been done already but here goes

SCOTTISH PEOPLE, UNITE!

>Be camping in Stratheyre with friends.
>Use stove to cook a curry.
> Feel manly, eating a curry in the great Scottish outdoors surrounded by mountains.
>Female friend pulls out raw steak
>Cooks it over an open fire and eats it with her hands.
>Next morning, Chicken Tikka for breakfast (I shat like the exhaust fumes of a skud missile)
>Feeling manly again.
>Same female pulls out bag of raw bacon.
>Again devours with her bare hands.
>MFW I realise she is manlier than most people I know.

meanwhile, in scotland

**yipkendu rolls 20**