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User avatar #116 to #43 - mattythebeaver ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
"Prepare to hear of occurances which are usually deemed marvellous."
Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
#113 to #43 - RipperMan ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
Oregon drivers manual:
"All movements -- straight ahead, left or right turns -- are permitted, unless prohibited by a sign."

<-only sign related pic i got
User avatar #112 to #43 - neenjakupkeak (04/17/2012) [-]
"I looked up to see Ryoko Asakura with a satisfied smile on her face"


:D
#111 to #43 - xenophaigus (04/17/2012) [-]
"Could this have been even more of a letdown?"



.....
#110 to #43 - sprangzor (04/17/2012) [-]
Page 25 was blank.
#109 to #43 - fishdemolisher (04/17/2012) [-]
From The Book of (even more) Awesome.   
   
No, the four or five times I've foolishly agreed to kick off the game ended up embarrassing everyone involved.......... Why is this so accurate?! D:
From The Book of (even more) Awesome.

No, the four or five times I've foolishly agreed to kick off the game ended up embarrassing everyone involved.......... Why is this so accurate?! D:
User avatar #107 to #43 - arai (04/17/2012) [-]
"everyone has to find the right entrance first"

wait whut oO
User avatar #106 to #43 - ludislavonac (04/17/2012) [-]
In the afore mentioned example of the woman who stabed her housband in the chest, defending herself from his attack, the woman didn't care about killing her housband, she wasn't even sure the attack would lead to his death, but she knew the attack could lead to his death so she accepted that possibilty - indirect intention....
From my penal law example book *sigh*
User avatar #104 to #43 - wazaparks (04/17/2012) [-]
Every Redneck in south Mississippi with a fever blister will now claim to have sipped the magic brew from Bowmore
#103 to #43 - subarumaster (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from a Private Pilot test practice book:   
   
TASK: DIVERSION   
   
I think it is taking about the women in my life.
Taken from a Private Pilot test practice book:

TASK: DIVERSION

I think it is taking about the women in my life.
#102 to #43 - vodnuth (04/17/2012) [-]
"I was then terrified."
#101 to #43 - wildberk (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from Star Wars X wing: THe kryptos Trap   
   
&quot;Things are so dire that I'll be heading off to try to open relations with Harps and ask them for help-and thats something so secret I'll deny even knowing you if it gets out.&quot;   
   
...
Taken from Star Wars X wing: THe kryptos Trap

"Things are so dire that I'll be heading off to try to open relations with Harps and ask them for help-and thats something so secret I'll deny even knowing you if it gets out."

...
#99 to #43 - iamcraig ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from The Weekly Hyrule News   
   
&quot;&quot;That's a shame. It's good to know the magazine-maker-guys don't really expect anyone to believe this stuff.&quot;   
   
No one will believe it?
Taken from The Weekly Hyrule News

""That's a shame. It's good to know the magazine-maker-guys don't really expect anyone to believe this stuff."

No one will believe it?
#98 to #43 - derpaherpderp (04/17/2012) [-]
It was the White Rabbit, trotting slowly back again, and looking anxiously about it as it went, as if it had lost something: and she heard it muttering to itself, 'The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets! Where can I have dropped them. I wonder?'
User avatar #97 to #43 - jubnik (04/17/2012) [-]
taken from "halo, first strike"
"fred grabed a launcher, a pair of rockets, and a roll of tape from the Hog"
User avatar #95 to #43 - Skrufymunky (04/17/2012) [-]
"oof"
#93 to #43 - soupcanman (04/17/2012) [-]
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
#92 to #43 - anonassassin (04/17/2012) [-]
Too many books!!!

Lord of the Flies: Piggy's glasses were misted again, this time with humiliation

Son of Neptune: Percy started to follow, but something made him hesitate

violence 101: I got totally bored with the discussion, because I knew I that I had won, but they just wanted to keep on going, just so they wouldn't look dumb

Catching Fire: It only happened once. It was fast and unexpected, but it did happen.
User avatar #91 to #43 - dickwhiskey (04/17/2012) [-]
"Yeah, yeah, most gorgeous I've had in years." - Death of A Salesman
User avatar #90 to #43 - fuckinballs (04/17/2012) [-]
the policeman responded "well give it your best shot and don't let them beat you"
#89 to #43 - CIS White Male (04/17/2012) [-]
"They punched him in the face, in the stomach, then his face again, cutting his lip, causing him to vomit."

Why in the world would I have to go this way?!
User avatar #87 to #43 - weapsycho (04/17/2012) [-]
1. Attends to gests' needs from greeting them "nicely" upon their arrival auntil up to the day of their departure.



da **** did i just read...
User avatar #88 to #87 - weapsycho (04/17/2012) [-]
*guests
User avatar #86 to #43 - jacencaedus (04/17/2012) [-]
Merlock tilted the stone toward them
unless you mean the first sentence even if it was started on page 24. In which case it would be
"Eragon was alarmed, afraid that the stone had been damaged"
#84 to #43 - heroofhalo (04/17/2012) [-]
it was too much to endure, even through a polarized face plate, and Tom squinted his eyes nearly shut. Halo: Ghost of Onyx
#83 to #43 - truestory (04/17/2012) [-]
**truestory rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Scumbag Adobe ** &quot;The man who thought his way into a partnership&quot;
**truestory rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Scumbag Adobe ** "The man who thought his way into a partnership"
User avatar #82 to #43 - notgayrainbowlover (04/17/2012) [-]
why do i always have to be with the weirdo



far side comics
User avatar #80 to #43 - galkawhm (04/17/2012) [-]
"You can manually select commands with the Abilities option."
-FFXIII-2 Instruction Book
User avatar #79 to #43 - pictureperfectt (04/17/2012) [-]
"It's not that simple to comprehend the laws of theoretical physics, and because of that many are dumb-founded that you can make a living off of it."
-College Theoretical Physics Textbook
#78 to #43 - cubejr (04/17/2012) [-]
The punch landed on something moist and rubbery- Hoot
#75 to #43 - CIS White Male (04/17/2012) [-]
"I worked hard at the office today."
-The Stranger
#72 to #43 - moretrollingneeded (04/17/2012) [-]
Ben writes that the strength of the Night's Watch is down below a thousand.


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#69 to #43 - dameush (04/17/2012) [-]
indeed once she went quite up the narrow channel under the marbel balcony, which threw a broad shadow on the water
#68 to #43 - darthkramer (04/17/2012) [-]
A combination of all forces acting on an object determines which direction the object moves. .... science book
#67 to #43 - whtkid (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from the book "The 7 habits of highly effective teens"

"But I was only fooling myself because there were 17 1/2 holes to go."
User avatar #66 to #43 - errydayimshufflin (04/17/2012) [-]
"50 percent of it's $40,000 annual sales of fish-egg sorters in Canada, Germany, and Australia, to the practices of global companies such as Motorola, Avon, and Johnson & Johnson, all of which generate more than 50 percent of their annual profits from the sales of multiple products to multiple country-market segments all over the world."

Damn, long ass sentence. But at least its legit, unlike most of the responses to this will be.
User avatar #65 to #43 - devven (04/17/2012) [-]
"It only happened once. It was fast an unexpected, but it happened."
#64 to #43 - CIS White Male (04/17/2012) [-]
>Finds nearest book
>Book is sketchbook
>25th page is blank
>Feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #63 to #43 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/17/2012) [-]
"Change the truth about the facts"... it's a book about law...
User avatar #62 to #43 - richardw (04/17/2012) [-]
"OP is a faggot."
#61 to #43 - davidiskickin (04/17/2012) [-]
**davidiskickin rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at well shit... **
TOUR DE EPHRATA.
Acting as great guides, Christopher Fassnacht and Brooks Carr give tours for the incoming ninth graders. It was a relief for the younger kids to see some familiar faces giving the tours.

-Ephrata High School Yearbook
2011
User avatar #60 to #43 - superclamsquared (04/17/2012) [-]
"Well, Mr. Swift, let that be a lesson to you." So I have to change my name to Swift and do something inappropiate sexually? I'm game.
User avatar #58 to #43 - malacyman (04/17/2012) [-]
did you know, indians are living proof that ******* **** buffalo.

-Sherman Alexie
User avatar #57 to #43 - joeylopezis (04/17/2012) [-]
"The old man could only stop and stare"

I dont know what to think of this.
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#55 to #43 - mjdjoy (04/17/2012) [-]
"Besides basic ambulatory functions, reaching and grasping, and pushing and pulling of objects, the zombie is an uncoordinated creature."

Oh God that sounds like a really boring sex life...With necrophilia mixed in
#108 to #55 - fishdemolisher (04/17/2012) [-]
Zombie Survival Guide?
Zombie Survival Guide?

User avatar #117 to #108 - mjdjoy (04/17/2012) [-]
The Zombie Combat Manual... Close
User avatar #54 to #43 - thanksgivingturkey (04/17/2012) [-]
Biology: Concepts and connections:

"Hydrogen bonds wbetween molecules of liquid water last for only a few trillionths of a second, yet at any instant, most of the molecules are hydrogen-bonded to others"
Wut?
User avatar #53 to #43 - thelostsheperd (04/17/2012) [-]
Hunger Games. "He' disgusting, but I'm grateful."
#51 to #43 - ninjaromy (04/17/2012) [-]
The Bible
Before the years of famine came, to sons were born to Joseph by Asenath daughter of Potiphera, priest of On.
**** why was the bible closer...
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#74 to #50 - CIS White Male (04/17/2012) [-]
riiiiight his "finger"
User avatar #49 to #43 - talifan ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
Moby-Dick
User avatar #47 to #43 - ddawgz (04/17/2012) [-]
No joke this is the first sentence

"Since the mind is drawn into lust for pleasant objects and in hatred for the unpleasant, it is important to control your senses by keeping away from those places where destructive emotions are generate; this means choosing an isolated place for practice if possible."

tl;dr; the dali lama says you should masturbate in private not public
#45 to #43 - spudge (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from the book "Slave"

One day, just after the start of the rains, my father asked me to go with him to the sorghum fields.
#44 to #43 - CIS White Male (04/17/2012) [-]
It's not only desertions.

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