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User avatar #96 - negativeone (04/16/2012) [-]
I speak fluent German, once I was at a bus stop when two people were talking about how I dress in German (I'm in touch with my feminine side due to the absence of my father) then they start calling me gay. They spend 3 minutes talking about me. Finally the bus arrives and I say "Sheise, ich hab meinen uhr vergessen, haben sie die zeit?" (Shit, I forgot my watch, do you have the time?) to one of them, they reply "Ja." I looked towards them and they were shocked as fuck.
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User avatar #467 to #96 - jennyg (04/17/2012) [-]
Guys with style are the best and I loved the whole "(I'm in touch with my feminine side due to the absence of my father)" lol dahlin you're fabulous!
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#152 to #96 - anonobvious (04/17/2012) [-]
No father you say?
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User avatar #155 to #152 - negativeone (04/17/2012) [-]
No, he was Turkish, I was born in Germany and the gov't deported him before I was born. The thing is he was a legal citizen, so yeah thanks Germany.
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#126 to #96 - fegeltroll (04/17/2012) [-]
*Scheiße*
Just helping you out, bro.
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User avatar #129 to #126 - negativeone (04/17/2012) [-]
Thanks, American keyboards man.
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#140 to #129 - fegeltroll (04/17/2012) [-]
Lol, I can't tell if there is sarcasm or not.
Uh, sure!
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User avatar #143 to #140 - negativeone (04/17/2012) [-]
No sarcasm my good sir, when I state sarcasm it is usually surrounded by asterisks. For example: *Oh yeah, you totally don't look like a slut.*
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#153 to #143 - fegeltroll (04/17/2012) [-]
Well, in that case, thank you and have a good day.
Only semi-related picture I have.
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#109 to #96 - N. Korean citizen (04/16/2012) [-]
thumb for A7X
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