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A mans penis...
Uploaded by: knightsofni
OC created by knightsofni. Thumb up please.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass
from DUI? mouth to your .
The leng D a man' s penis is 3 tarm
the length of his thumb.
A woman' s heart beats faster than a man' s.
Women blink twice as much as men
We use 300 muscles keeping out balance
when we stand,
til)
Women have read this entire text,
Men are still busy Cooking at their thumbs.
what I mean
from DUI? mouth to your .
The leng D a man' s penis is 3 tarm
the length of his thumb.
A woman' s heart beats faster than a man' s.
Women blink twice as much as men
We use 300 muscles keeping out balance
when we stand,
til)
Women have read this entire text,
Men are still busy Cooking at their thumbs.
what I mean
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N. Korean citizen (04/17/2012) [-] Okay, got one for you:
>be me sitting on my bed
>i bought and ate some mini Reese's 2 hours ago
>totally naked except for socks cause it's fucking hot in my room
>get to the line "penis is 3 times longer than the thumb"
>look down at thumb
>see massive brown stain under my ass
>oh shit! literally!
>there's even brown covering the bottom of my balls
>think my ass-cleaning this morning did nothing. haven't shit since yesterday
>stand up and rip off sheets
>notice a Reese's wrapper on the spot my ass was on
>there was one cup left and it melted under my ass
>I thought I shit the bed
Not even kidding, this shit happened literally 5 seconds ago.
>be me sitting on my bed
>i bought and ate some mini Reese's 2 hours ago
>totally naked except for socks cause it's fucking hot in my room
>get to the line "penis is 3 times longer than the thumb"
>look down at thumb
>see massive brown stain under my ass
>oh shit! literally!
>there's even brown covering the bottom of my balls
>think my ass-cleaning this morning did nothing. haven't shit since yesterday
>stand up and rip off sheets
>notice a Reese's wrapper on the spot my ass was on
>there was one cup left and it melted under my ass
>I thought I shit the bed
Not even kidding, this shit happened literally 5 seconds ago.
