A mans penis.... OC created by knightsofni. Thumb up please.. It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from DUI? mouth to your . The leng D a man' s penis is 3 tarm
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A mans penis...

OC created by knightsofni. Thumb up please.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass
from DUI? mouth to your .
The leng D a man' s penis is 3 tarm
the length of his thumb.
A woman' s heart beats faster than a man' s.
Women blink twice as much as men
We use 300 muscles keeping out balance
when we stand,
Women have read this entire text,
Men are still busy Cooking at their thumbs.
what I mean
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Submitted: 04/16/2012
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#6 - knightsofni Comment deleted by knightsofni [-]
#3 - anonymous (04/17/2012) [-]
Okay, got one for you:
>be me sitting on my bed
>i bought and ate some mini Reese's 2 hours ago
>totally ***** except for socks cause it's ******* hot in my room
>get to the line "penis is 3 times longer than the thumb"
>look down at thumb
>see massive brown stain under my ass
>oh **** ! literally!
>there's even brown covering the bottom of my balls
>think my ass-cleaning this morning did nothing. haven't **** since yesterday
>stand up and rip off sheets
>notice a Reese's wrapper on the spot my ass was on
>there was one cup left and it melted under my ass
>I thought I **** the bed

Not even kidding, this **** happened literally 5 seconds ago.
#2 - cwoodfreshman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 to #2 - anonymous (04/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 16**
Here you go, have one on me.
And here, have some dubs while I'm at it.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (04/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 56**
Gets dubs.
Doesn't share.
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