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User avatar #1 - bertiomelyn
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Just Ctrl-F-ed a copy of the King James' Bible, the word afraid apears 179 times, and the phrase 'Don't be afraid' or 'do no be afraid' apears 0 times.
#120 to #1 - muchosgustaman
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'Do not fear' is far more common
User avatar #184 to #1 - mikejj
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there's a lot of different translations/versions. try NIV
User avatar #210 to #1 - wiljones
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whats the difference between king james bible and 'the bible'?
User avatar #216 to #210 - Whitenleaf
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The original Bible was not in English, so it has been translated for us. The various translation methods (word-for-word, sentence-for-sentence, or ideas), as well as the date of the translation make up the different versions.
Some popular ones include;
KJV/NKJV - King James Version / New King James Version
NIV - New International Version
NLT - New Living Translation
ASB - American Standard Bible
MSG - The Message Translation
User avatar #214 to #210 - danniegurl
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there are just different translations and some versions are updated every so often to keep them in modern english so you can actually understand them
User avatar #2 to #1 - sodapops
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No no no... it's in a movie so it has to be true!
#3 to #1 - seeggul
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try "Fear not" or "ye shall not fear"
#30 - gaikang
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Say "Don't be afraid" constantly

Basis of the religion is fear
User avatar #55 to #30 - smokinhigh
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TL;DR, dumb asses getting pissed off over a joke.
User avatar #105 to #30 - elginpocketwatch
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no it ******* isn't.
#41 to #30 - iamphoenix
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Fear as in respect, not terror.
User avatar #212 to #41 - piclemaniscool
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Exactly. The word that people translate to "fear" is usually "revere."

But, hey, how else could the church control the populous? respect without fear? Hell naw.
#221 to #212 - iamphoenix
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The church as a governing body manifestly does not necessarily represent the will of God or the original intention of Christianity. The faith teaches selflessness, compassion towards others, humility, good for the sake of good and love for all that is good.
User avatar #64 to #30 - xnyan
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*generic religious comment*
User avatar #43 to #30 - joefishsticks
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No, the basis of Christianity is faith.
Good try though.
User avatar #31 to #30 - fappingmyflamingo
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Its not, actually.
#32 to #31 - gaikang
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http://en.wikipedia. org/wiki/FearofGod_(religion)
User avatar #33 to #32 - fappingmyflamingo
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Yes, thank you for the link to a website.

I'd perfer not to start a pointless fight, but Christianity isn't mainly fear. The only fear is of hell and the devil. Christianity is mostly positive.
User avatar #34 to #33 - gaikang
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I was just making a Scumbag God joke, but "the fear of the Lord is described as the "discipline" or "instruction" of wisdom. The Catholic Encyclopedia explains that this gift "fills us with a sovereign respect for God, and makes us dread, above all things, to offend Him."
User avatar #37 to #34 - fappingmyflamingo
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yeah I know. But its not SUPPOSED to make us fear God. Its the same as not wanting to make your dad upset... Well, except Gods not your dad.
#40 to #37 - gaikang
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#46 to #40 - anon id: be3d62e9
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that made me lol
#49 to #37 - giguelingueling
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yeah, getting god upset and being sent to an eternity of suffering isn't scary at all
User avatar #207 to #37 - mikejj
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yeah i feel like people who are scared of God are kinda missing the point (at least in Christianity). if you only act a certain way because you fear going to Hell, you're doing it for the wrong reasons. but then again, who am i to call out any one trying to be a good person?

I think most people who have a really deep connection with God would say that they act a certain way because of the fact that God loved them so much, that He died on the cross for them. In other words, imagine if your best friend did a really big favor for you, and he asked some thing very small from you in return. You'd want to pay him back for that favor wouldn't you?, especially considering how little he's asking from you. And not only that, even when you do a ****** job returning the favor, or you take a really long time to do it, he's still your best friend. I would want to pay him back not because I fear he wouldn't like me if I didn't, but because that's the right thing to do. That's the way I look at it anyways.
User avatar #167 to #37 - himym
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well god is your dad. he made you
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User avatar #109 to #32 - elginpocketwatch
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because wikipedia is 100% legitimate.
User avatar #73 to #30 - joemand
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Oh boy, a bunch of ignorant teenage kids arguing about world issues.

Religion does not promote fear. It promotes faith and good doing. Although many such as Christianity establishes a "hell & heaven", it is simply making it clear that there is punishment for wrong doing. Our legal system isn't in place to keep you hiding in fear. However, it is there to remind you that unlawful actions will be punished.

Religion has been used by those who are corrupt. However, if you can name me one entity which hasn't been used to harm something else, then I would be more than happy.
#81 to #73 - anon id: afad6914
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buddha?
#107 to #81 - muchosgustaman
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He ate lots of people.
#4 - MaccaBird
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News flash: there is no god, and the Bible is not the truth. We're nothing special; we are just the byproduct of Physics pushing Chemistry which eventually moves into Biology. No celestial being facilitated that.
User avatar #67 to #4 - MaccaBird
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I'm not deleting the comment either. I don't really care. Its the real truth, unfortunately.
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User avatar #71 to #70 - MaccaBird
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It gives them false hope. I have a grandmother whom I love dearly, but every time I see her she always mentions something like "Oh Jesus, I'm ready to be brought home." She is a very happy and healthy individual, who can go on living just fine. But she would rather die (despite the good life she has) because her religion tells her she will go to a better place. Its heartbreaking, actually.
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#119 to #4 - WakaTakaBang
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Oh thank goodness we found someone that was there when this whole mess started! Please shed some more light on how everything we know about creation is wrong.
#6 to #4 - imthepunkkid
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Gtfo people can believe what they want, you are just a butthurt self proclaimed athiest who doesn't know **** about society you should just **** off and die, if you don't believe in him good for you, But don't try to cause **** on purpose
#10 to #4 - supermajinkidbuu
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**supermajinkidbuu rolled a random image posted in comment #325 at still fuck them? ** i have an idea how about we keep our ******* beliefs away from the internet
User avatar #78 to #4 - ponythreadftw
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>red thumbs
>wut.
#101 to #4 - canadafag
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#106 to #4 - mathiw
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to everyone that thumbed this down: if you think someone is a hater agaist religion, hating him is not a clever comeback :/
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User avatar #15 to #12 - mrkerfuffle
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Atheism is NOT a religion.
User avatar #45 to #15 - filthyargonian
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well what word do we use? origin beliefs? isms?
User avatar #130 to #45 - mrkerfuffle
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How about atheist?
User avatar #133 to #130 - filthyargonian
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i mean to generalize all religions and herein lack of religion
User avatar #135 to #133 - mrkerfuffle
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Actually, never mind that... I re-read the comment. Origin beliefs sounds euphemistic but logical.
User avatar #134 to #133 - mrkerfuffle
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Theism (?).
User avatar #137 to #134 - filthyargonian
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theism mean religion. the "a" prefix mean not, or opposite of. not religion. opposite of religion. atheism is far from a theism
User avatar #140 to #137 - mrkerfuffle
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I corrected myself.
User avatar #144 to #140 - filthyargonian
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thank you kind sir
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User avatar #18 to #17 - mrkerfuffle
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Faith in science and faith in an invisible mystical being are two different things.
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User avatar #23 to #21 - mrkerfuffle
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Actually, science can, and is, being proven further every day. You probably give the argument that the bible is proof god exists. Well, guess what? People can and *GASPS* have also written books! Books were written and compiled long before 6000 years ago. A bunch of politicians probably got together one evening, looked at each other and one of them said, "Hey, I've got another great idea about how to control people!" Logic and reasoning? **** THAT! WE'VE GOT A ******* BOOK!
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User avatar #28 to #25 - mrkerfuffle
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Why would I argue facts if I know they are facts? Also, why would I argue against my own beliefs?
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User avatar #96 to #36 - iisammehii
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Because they've been scientifically proven... some dolt didn't just write a book about random ****.
User avatar #42 to #36 - mrkerfuffle
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Umm... because my science textbook is based on scientific analysis and facts and not lies and simple belief? Also, to answer you, one fact that the big bang theory was real is that Edwin Hubble discovered that the universe is expanding. Which means it must've come from nothing. I can say this is fact because he existed. There are documents and photos of Edwin Hubble. He was a scientist. This was in like, 1929.
#50 to #42 - rockduhhouse
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Your science textbook is made off of scientific conclusions. Regarding anything you read in science as a fact is the same as what you have just recently mocked Christians for doing; accepting anything in a book as fact.

Science once thought evolution could not happen. It's only over the last few hundred years that the theory was even considered as a hypothesis.
#56 to #50 - rockduhhouse
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I'm going to make a correction so I don't get red-thumb raped:

Regarding anything you read in science as a fact without considering all the research (including that biased the other way) is the same as what you have just recently mocked Christians for doing; accepting anything in a book as fact.
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#68 to #58 - rockduhhouse
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LOL, he's just offline. I expect he'll be back.
User avatar #104 to #68 - runtz
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Can I fill in for him in the meantime? I like this discussion.
#113 to #104 - rockduhhouse
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It picked back up at www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3592641/Facebook+365/48#48

I like it, too. I'm glad that the thumbs are mostly even, because I hate it when someone gets negative thumbs for their beliefs, even though I know they're meaningless.
User avatar #122 to #113 - runtz
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Well I do like your positive point of view on the subject, but if I may ask a question, the one that is most frequently asked. God says he loves us, but why is there people born with bad intentions, in bad homes, etc...? And please don't say it was their choice to make because according to God everything is written already. That being said what is the reason we have to suffer and actually prove ourselves? He could make everything good, he IS God right? Or are we just some kind of sick entertainment for him?
#148 to #122 - rockduhhouse
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Well, first I'll point out that nobody is born with intentions at all, let alone bad ones. Now, I have some confusions about the rest myself. Some like to think that the bad conditions are God's way of pulling them to Himself, but I don't agree with that. Others say that this is punishment to people's ancestors' sins. I don't even know what to think about that one. Some just think that's there to have the word of God spread, because statistically, there are more Christians per population in countries like that.

I don't think we're some sick entertainment for him, though. I mean, if everything's already written out, then isn't it a bit pointless to have us running around to just entertain him?
User avatar #152 to #148 - runtz
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Yep, I feel the exact same way.
User avatar #138 to #56 - mrkerfuffle
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I see what you mean. But when I read a logical, scientific book or any such text, I take the time to consider all those things.
#146 to #138 - rockduhhouse
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Then you have made your own conclusion, and you know what you believe. I support people who take time to do this, no matter what their views are in the end. You are the type of people I wish existed instead of all those ignorant masses, Atheist and religious alike.
User avatar #149 to #146 - mrkerfuffle
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Thanks, man. What you just said has made my evening. BTW just curious, how old do you guys think I am?
#153 to #149 - rockduhhouse
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Not sure. I don't judge people's ages through the internet. I've found that 12-year-olds can seem like well-educated college graduates, and vice-versa.
User avatar #155 to #153 - mrkerfuffle
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Cool. I'm 15.
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User avatar #61 to #48 - MaccaBird
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Just because the guy you are arguing with doesn't have all the facts doesn't mean they aren't true. Science is fact. If a scientist says something to be a fact, and if he is proven wrong by his colleagues, then he is shameful to continue spreading it. Science is conclusion from OBSERVATION. The Bible may draw conclusions based on the origin of the universe, but there is nothing to back it up.

And this is in regards to your post above: Evolution is not a wish-washy "hypothesis." The term 'theory' of evolution does not mean a "Hey, this might have happened, but its just a theory." Evolution is indeed a fact. People at one point rejected the notion for two reasons. 1) Religion clouded their heads. 2) They didn't have enough technology to find the right evidence. Today we have tons of evidence.
#84 to #61 - rockduhhouse
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Since you responded to me here, I will respond here as well.

Science has not undergone the long process to be considered "fact." In addition, "fact" is not a part of the scientific method. Here is the scientific method:
First, there is the hypothesis stage. The stage in which the original thought is created. This is usually formed by the question, "why?"
Next, the Theory stage. This section describes something that has much scientific data, but still has some flaws and/or unanswered questions. As far as I see it, both evolution and religion fit here.
Then, finally, after usually over 50 years, it is considered a scientific law. Once something is put here people often classify it as fact. Any scientist will know, however, to never confuse it as a "fact." Things such as the Earth being flat, the sun orbiting the Earth, and the thought that animals could not adapt were once considered scientific laws, and have all been disproved.

Now, we will go on to the next myth; religion has no scientific evidence. This is false. There are plenty of scientists from Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, and other faiths and religions gathering evidence for their beliefs. There is plenty of evidence for various religions. Not even atheist scientists deny that.
#76 to #61 - xboxperks
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I'm Christian, but I don't care what you believe. You need to stop trolling the **** out of this site. Who cares what people believe in?
I'm Christian, but I don't care what you believe. You need to stop trolling the **** out of this site. Who cares what people believe in?
User avatar #124 to #76 - mrkerfuffle
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Actually, you don't care what we believe because you're Christian.
User avatar #156 to #124 - xboxperks
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You're taking what I said out of context. I meant it that I don't care what you believe in, just don't throw it in my face that you don't believe in what I believe in. Hence my last sentence. Don't let your ignorance bring you down.
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User avatar #93 to #17 - iisammehii
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Just because someone is Athiest it doesn't mean they believe in The Big Bang Theory.

Atheism is that you do not believe in god or multiple gods.
User avatar #29 to #17 - tomtomat
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Being atheist doesn't mean you have to believe in the Big Bang and evolution and stuff. Being atheist means you DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD. So no, atheism is not a religion.
User avatar #91 to #12 - spanglish
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I am not atheist by choice, i just can't trick myself into believing god. I wish i could though...
#129 to #91 - mrkerfuffle
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Don't take this the wrong way but... it's probably not worth forcing yourself into something you don't want.
Don't take this the wrong way but... it's probably not worth forcing yourself into something you don't want.
User avatar #219 to #129 - spanglish
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I know but i want something to have, to hold on to in tough times, but i have none except science.
User avatar #224 to #219 - mrkerfuffle
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Have you tried music? I have Pink Floyd.
#225 to #224 - anon id: 668a2a45
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i believe in deadmau5 as my God if you are good you are in front row if you are neutral you are in the middle if you are bad you go in the back but there is no exact punishment cuz you are going to deadmau5 concert
#123 to #91 - anon id: 68615767
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You don't have to trick yourself into believing God/Jesus...

Just go to church once in a while.

Or something.
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User avatar #131 to #12 - Chuckaholic
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Christian heaven is ********. You enter not upon merit in your life. Someone who has a deathbed conversion but was a horrible person and a criminal will get into heaven whereas an Atheist who committed great deeds of good and charity wouldn't. God is envious. Thou shalt worship no other god. If he really was god he wouldn't care that much whether people worshipped him or not, but if they survived. The fact that he wants to be worshipped and have buildings for him shows a that he might have a little ego problem.
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I'm catholic and i believe that everybody will get into heaven (if heaven exists), as long as they are a good person. atheists would get in in my mind. Now if you look at hardcore non-christian Christians like the westboro baptist church, they can go **** themselves.
User avatar #222 to #145 - Chuckaholic
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That is what heaven should be like however the "christian" heaven in the bible and more conservative christians is outdated I'd say. You're Idea of heaven is exactly what it should be. I don't really believe in heaven, but I don't really care. I just live my life for this one, not the next. I am good however because I'm not a prick and to a certain extent believe in Karma.
User avatar #126 to #12 - mathiw
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if you are a christian just becuse of pascal's wager, you gotta be at least supid or bad with numbers
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saving your pic. and thumbing because you succeeded in argueing religion without pushing yours....

ps. i'm a christian. pleasedont red thumb me
#27 to #4 - moosic
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im atheist, but i thumbed down because you are a faggot
<----everyones face when
#66 - wildra
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>there is snow in skyrim
>there is snow in russia
>therefore skyrim is russia
#142 to #66 - anon id: da96c1d0
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>i am something
>everything is something
>i am EVERYTHING
#147 to #66 - anon id: 54e13631
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>God is love
>Love is blind
>Stevie Wonder is blind
>Stevie Wonder is God
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>I am nobody
> and nobody's perfect
>but only God is perfect
> I am God
>So I am also Stevie Wonder
>****, I'm blind
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What the ****? Why am I getting thumbed down? I was expanding upon what the anon said. You know what? **** you guys.
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>this thread is funny
>I am funny
>I am this thread
#170 to #66 - lazaman
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>there is water in russia
>there is water in my toilet bowl
>therefore russia is my toilet bowl
#141 to #66 - arkanios
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>Schmoopy has a beard.
>I have a beard.
>I am Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon.
User avatar #151 to #141 - baconnator
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love unforgotten realms
User avatar #79 to #66 - TheAnonLord
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Potatoes can't fly,
I guess that means we're potatoes
#92 to #66 - porridgesque
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> Black people like chicken.
> I like chicken.
> Therefore I am black.
#102 to #66 - hidanfangirl
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>I am a girl
>A porn star can be a girl
>Therefor I am a porn star
User avatar #118 to #102 - theavatar
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for the love of god pics please
#72 to #66 - dubslao
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>I have a dick
>Chuck Norris has a dick
>Therefore I am Chuck Norris.
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#82 to #80 - dubslao
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>I have air in my body
>Clouds have air
>Therefore, I am Cloud.
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User avatar #85 to #83 - dubslao
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>I have blood in my body
>Dinosaurs have blood.
>I am Dinosaur.
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User avatar #90 to #86 - dubslao
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>I am in this thread
>You are in this thread
>I am You.
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User avatar #100 to #98 - dubslao
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>Komodo dragons are alive
>I am alive
>I am Komodo dragon.
User avatar #110 to #100 - sirtrollio
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>I exist
>Phones exist
>I was phone!
#112 to #110 - dubslao
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>You was phone
>You exist
>I exist
>I was really phone
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User avatar #117 to #116 - dubslao
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>My mind was blown
>I was blown
>I am Mind.
#172 to #117 - anon id: 2fdf9074
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>I am a mammal
>A Dolphin is a mammal
> I'm a dolphin
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#162 to #80 - ulrock
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>Jesus can walk on water
>Humans are 60% water
>I can walk on humans
>I am 60% Jesus
User avatar #77 to #72 - rompson
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The difference is that Chuck Norris has a big dick.
#121 - winners
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**winners rolled a random image posted in comment #661 at the kid on the right.. ** what I'm afraid of
User avatar #125 to #121 - comebackcameback
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omg that dude needs to be some kind of meme
#139 to #121 - anon id: 039f16be
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i believe i saw him with a "bitch I'm Fabulous" once
#163 to #121 - dbanks
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User avatar #128 to #121 - TheHaloGuy
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"Draw me like one of your French girls."
#47 - Tspdog
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&gt; Be sitting at computer   
&gt;Read this content   
&gt; realize its a leap year   
&gt;remember 2012   
&gt;mfw December 21st
> Be sitting at computer
>Read this content
> realize its a leap year
>remember 2012
>mfw December 21st
#115 - twatmissile
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**twatmissile rolled a random image posted in comment #3883410 at FJ Pony Thread ** <--mfw when that really terrifiying day rolls around
#186 - Biebz
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**Biebz rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Cheating Husband ** My biggest fear
#217 to #186 - drroxxo
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indeed...
#74 - ozobradleyozo
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#143 to #132 - ariachnotred
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I should tell your parents... the internet isnt for five year olds:O!
#161 to #143 - uristits
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OH HAW HAW HAW THE MOST MOST OVERUSED JOKE ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE BIRTHDAYS ON LEAPYEAR HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK ARENT YOU CLEVER
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User avatar #175 to #171 - gynosaur
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Serious question, how do you celebrate your birthday?
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User avatar #202 to #177 - trimageryan
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Huh, I always thought it just depended what time you were born on that day. As in, if you were born closer to the 28th that's when you celebrated it.
User avatar #183 to #177 - gynosaur
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Well, yeah, that's kind of dumb, but I was curious
#179 to #171 - uristits
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uh yeah, cool beans for all of that stuffs, but it really didn't what I said.
Leap year jokes about how people being younger than they are are neither funny, witty, clever, etc. etc. etc.
It's a type of joke someone who is going senile would tell there grand kid every time they go to visit them in the retirement home. If you are in that position then I am truly sorry ma'am, let me turn on the home shopping network for you.
#220 to #179 - ariachnotred
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I said the joke to be corny on purpose.. but that doesnt transfer very well over text does it xD

sorry for such a late reply, I was having internet problems.