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mordekaiser numero uno

*morde es #1 huehuehue

I added you on LoL btw

you gibe mony pls?

lol xD

****
That makes me so mad.

Just need to get through the jung- ****

Bloodstone taric FTW

But no one does (Except his lover Ezreal)

not to mention that there is a ******* mute button that is stupidly easy to use. I mean... ban the people who arn't smart enough to use it if they dont want to listen to me say **** . Or just keep the chat filter on. There is no reason why me saying " **** " should get me banned.

lol i got banned because retard didn't want to kick me after reconnecting and being AFK because of GPU problems and i was 8lvl's behind , so i just wanted them to kick me , they didn't want so i was bored and attacked kongor by myself , someone reported me and got banned -.-

You are complaining about getting banned when you refused to either leave yourself, or make some effort to catch back up and contribute some way to your team. Oh how terrible for you!

i would get banned for leaving , i can't catch up , i tried but whenever i try to even be close to get xp and assist's i would get killed because they only focus me

Actually, for me, it was really easy. As a Heimerdinger player, you are essentially BUILT to **** idiots over the second they walk between your turrets to chase you. Combo of Promote and Teleport, and you are essentially always in lane. I tanked my first account to see what I could do with Heims, and I invented a phrase that strikes fear into the hearts of low-ELO players worldwide: ALL HAIL THE MUPPET KING, IMPUDENT FOOLS!

I tanked my elo on my secondary account just to see what it was like. Wasn't really too hard to get out of. =/

You'll have to tell me how you did it, cause bugger me but nothing I try seems to work :/

I dunno, I just played AP ali as a support bot or ap yi. Would ward the map to crap as Ali and lead my retard teammates to victory by herding them with pings and fat ap dps/cc. Then AP yi i would win lane and roam at around level 6 and just force my other lanes to win lane by killing their lanes for them.

at first i thumbed down your first comment because you sounded like a ******* douche but you won me over with the use of the word "herd" because thats exactly what the **** it is.

Not trying to be a douche and I could definitely see how it came off like that. But solo queue is like that. You must be their Moses and lead them to the promised land of four digit elo. =P

You know, I was thinking of trying something like that as nautilus...Just feed the crap out of the AD carry and go from there.

An aggro bot lane can do pretty well at any elo but at a really low one it's hilarious as like Lulu, ap ali, or any kill lane type stuff. Your ad carry just gets so fed they just need to right click and the enemy team dies. =P

ap yi was in mid btw

Elo hell doesn´t exist.

Marisa called. She wants her ******* master spark back.

(Lux borrowed one of her lines for that light mage joke, too)

league comics go.

oh come on im sure you have some too