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Would you rather

Isen't mine, credits to the one making it and coming up with the idea
enjoy

models, but be forced to never tell
anyone about it. _
OR spend a night in a hotel
room just chatting with 4
Victories Secret models and
have the whole world think
you slept with them?
Have the ability to
fly, but every time
you flew, you
were naked...
OR have the ability to be
invisible, but anytime you
went invisible, people nearby
would talk sh" t about you?
4 popcorn kernel
in your throat...
OR have
forever?
Work your dream job N
for no wages, relying
only on welfare
payments to survive.,
OR sit naked In a completely
empty white room from 8 to 5
Monday to Saturday for
million a year?
wrap?
Have your life
narrated by
Morgan Freeman...
OR James Earl Jones?
Smell a fart all day, all
the time that nobody
else can smell .
OR have everyone
think you smell like
a fart, but you don' t
smell it?
Fall down every
staircase you av'"'
come across...
OR shut your
hand in every door
you open?
Watch porn with
x your parents... "
OR watch porn
of your parents?
...
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#2 - shadowrated (04/15/2012) [+] (19 replies)
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1) I would sleep with the 4 Victoria Secrets models.
Have the whole world think I slept with them? lol **** that
2)I don't want people to talk **** about me all the time.
I would rather have the ability to fly naked. I could finally get those pigeons back
3)Cheeto fingers
>Have cheetos fingers FOREVER
>Eat cheeto fingers
>Cheetos grow back because you have cheeto-fingers FOREVER
>Unlimited food
4)I would choose the Dream job: Making comments on Funnyjunk
that ****** funner than most people think
Money won't solve the insanity I would reviece from the white room.
& also, **** WHITE SPACE
5)Saran wrap. It's less painful, & I could use it after getting back at the pigeons
6)MORGAN FREEMAN ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME
7)I'd rather have everyone think I smell like a fart
I'll be flying naked in the air all the time eating my cheeto fingers, so I won't be around much people
8)I could fly, why the **** do I need a staircase?
9)Both
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#156 - jesusmcbatmanjones (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Watch porn of my parents WITH my parents
Watch porn of my parents WITH my parents
#200 - twatmissile (04/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
if i had to fly naked, i would swoop down and teabag people from the sky.
#38 - Wingz (04/15/2012) [-]
I would just get all 4 of them pregnant.

Win.
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#180 - mytrakytra (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Sitting naked in a room is my dreamjob.
#441 - gmarrox (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1. Sleep with them, cause who ******* cares what anyone else thinks?
2. Fly, cause who ******* cares what anyone else thinks?
3. Cheeto fingers = significantly reduced food expenses.
4. Dream job, duh. If I loved what I did, that's all I need.
5. **** directly in saran wrap, drop it on people while flying.
6. Morgan Freeman. I have no smart-ass reason. Just cause.
7. Smell like a fart, cause who ******* cares what anyone else thinks?
8. Fall down stairs, because I'd never use them because I CAN ******* FLY.
9. Watch porn with them, because they'd be just as guilty as me.
#425 - flannelnleftpocket (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm no expert on aerodynamics but I think flying naked may result in this
#462 - greatguygabe (04/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1. Don't sleep with them. That basiclly raises your sex appeal to around a 90/100, adn you get tons of sex anyways
2. Fly naked. They laugh, they point, but im flying *********** and you just have to sit there
3. Cheeto fingers. Im hungry? Eat my fingers! They'll grow back. and if they don't, i'll still live
4. My dream job is probably youtube, and I wouldn't make money off that anyways, people would donate to me to keep my channel alive.
5. Depends on the grit of the sandpaper. 80 grit? Seram wrap. 400 grit? sandpaper
6. Morgan Freeman. I'll just say titty sprinkles over and over again. Best. Life. Ever.
7. have everyone think I smell like a fart, but don't smell it. Id just stay inside all day, and I wouldn't smell any fart. problem solved.
8. Fall down stairs. I usually fall down stairs anyways, so it wouldn't be that big of a difference.
9. Watch it with my parents. I wouldn't have to see my dads cock *shudder*


#479 - AMTZ (04/16/2012) [-]
But I'm already invisible.
#460 - dguitarhero (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so your saying i could work my dream job for no money or spend my day fapping and get paid $5 million for it? i think i've made my decision   (gif unrelated)
so your saying i could work my dream job for no money or spend my day fapping and get paid $5 million for it? i think i've made my decision (gif unrelated)
#264 - racistbastards (04/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
1) Have people think I slept with the models, I'll get more women that way.
2) The ability to be invisible, it would be fun to get payback on the people talking **** .
3) Cheeto fingers, they're not as bad as having a kernel in your throat.
4) Sit naked in a room, I'll be invisible and still get paid.
5) Saran Wrap
6) Morgan Freeman
7) Smell like a fart, I get to annoy the **** out of people even more when I'm invisible and no one would know I was there.
8) Falling down the stairs, I can just take an elevator or a ramp.
9) Watch porn with parents.
User avatar #457 - tomhefailin (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
getting paid 5million a year to jack off 9 hours a day is my dream job
User avatar #240 - jimthehellhog (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1.sleep with them **** what everyone else thinks i did
2.invisible it gets cold at higher altitudes and that would be uncomfortable
3.popcorn kernel i touch **** all the time especially things i own my whole ******* house would be covered in cheese
4.room **** it ill sleep then party like a rockstar afterward
5. saran wrap i imagine if i spend my money on Mexican food it the diarrhea wouldn't allow it to stick to my ass hole too much
6.morgan freeman
7.smell like a fart i'd turn invisible and **** with everybody
8.stairs i an remove them from my house but i need doors and that ******* hurts
9.with while fapping make it awkward for ******* everybody
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#265 - derpology (04/15/2012) [-]
empty white room must be full of gay ninjas
empty white room must be full of gay ninjas
#171 - stolkenator (04/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Goddammit, I have nothing better to do.

1. Sleep with them. Doesn't matter, sex is great.
2. Fly. I can also get away with ******** on people's stuff.
3. Cheetos fingers. Breathing is more important.
4. Empty Room, if I can sleep that is.
5. Sandpaper, probably would give me a shave down there too.
6. Morgan Freeman, it's impossible to not like his voice.
7. Smell like a fart, I'll get used to it.
8. Hand in every door, the cast I get will protect me you see.
9. Watch it with parents, for the love of god with parents.
#465 - anonymous (04/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. Sleep with them, totally worth it. Who needs to share that feat anyway?
2. Be invisible, then I can re appear and scream, "I HEARD THAT, MOTHER ******* "
3. Cheeto Fingers, I can lick them all day.
4. The white box, I can't live without mah money
5. Seram wrap, I ******* hate sandpaper.
6. Morgan Freeman, pretty self explantory
7. The latter, then I can say "Whoever smelt it dealt it"
8. I fall down stairs all the time...
9. Watch it with my parents, I do not need to see my mom in the nude...
User avatar #8 - whiplasher (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
FINALLY.

Some good OC.
User avatar #9 to #8 - uberneinthousand (04/15/2012) [-]
this is actually a repost
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