Shake up the happiness. . Derp, please get us seme sodas frem the garage. Ma as a little derp when my sister had friends ever.. >be about 8 years old >moms jackass boyfriend asks me to get him a beer >Says ok, does to get one >shakes it up (I do this at random whenever he ask

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#14 - XShanaynayX (04/15/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>be about 8 years old
>moms jackass boyfriend asks me to get him a beer
>Says ok, does to get one
>shakes it up (I do this at random whenever he asks me so he's always afraid to open it)
>opens it
>beer shooting in his face
>MFW he gets pissed off everytime
#1 - supdogg (04/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
YFW
YFW
#114 - scottysglasses (04/15/2012) [-]
HFW he see's the girl open the bottle
HFW he see's the girl open the bottle
#12 - holyknighthun (04/15/2012) [-]
little derp= Jigsaw
#25 - Obscurity (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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>7 years old
>With brother
>Ask him to get some cola from the fridge
>He does
>Gives me one
>I open it, coca cola ******* everywhere
>He laughs
>mfw
#21 - nITE (04/15/2012) [-]
#148 - poorlydrawnpineapl (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#101 - steelpanther (04/15/2012) [-]
for future use
#22 - soulsilver (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I am ultra addicted to Coke in glass bottles. I don't know why, I just think it tastes better than out of a can or plastic bottle. And I'm now getting cravings thanks to this post.
#13 - mushkaa (04/15/2012) [-]
YFW
#162 - trollfacecraig (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>at friends house for a party   
>douchebag guy next to me asks to grab him a beer   
>go to the kitchen a grab a few beers   
>shake his beer like crazy   
>re-enter the living room   
>give him the beer, he says thanks   
>wild cat out of nowhere jumps onto his lap   
>gets comfy, so cute   
>*guy opens beer*   
>explodes everywhere, drenching cat    
>*insert wet pussy joke here*   
>Soaked cat gets scared and claws his crotch   
   
>my friends face........
>at friends house for a party
>douchebag guy next to me asks to grab him a beer
>go to the kitchen a grab a few beers
>shake his beer like crazy
>re-enter the living room
>give him the beer, he says thanks
>wild cat out of nowhere jumps onto his lap
>gets comfy, so cute
>*guy opens beer*
>explodes everywhere, drenching cat
>*insert wet pussy joke here*
>Soaked cat gets scared and claws his crotch

>my friends face........
#69 - kthxbailol (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
fixed
#57 - dollydagger (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#39 - anonymous (04/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be home alone
>Every nite, I watch this scary ass show
>Half the time, I almost **** pants
>Inside, I hear a sound from the kitchen
>NO NO NO NO
>DEATH IS COMING FOR ME

>Yellow glow coming from door way
>Out walks ************* scary ass **** mutated dog
>Unfortunately, the dog doesn't kill me

>Read the first letter of Each sentence...
> **** pants
#40 to #39 - colonelspaz (04/15/2012) [-]
MFW I read this and my roommate is standing behind me with a baseball bat.
#193 - liukang (04/15/2012) [+] (104 replies)
Russian roulette anyone?
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