Shake up the happiness
Derp, please get us seme
sodas frem the garage.
Ma as a little derp when my
sister had friends ever.
sodas frem the garage.
Ma as a little derp when my
sister had friends ever.
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XShanaynayX (04/15/2012) [-] 
>be about 8 years old
>moms jackass boyfriend asks me to get him a beer
>Says ok, does to get one
>shakes it up (I do this at random whenever he asks me so he's always afraid to open it)
>opens it
>beer shooting in his face
>MFW he gets pissed off everytime
>moms jackass boyfriend asks me to get him a beer
>Says ok, does to get one
>shakes it up (I do this at random whenever he asks me so he's always afraid to open it)
>opens it
>beer shooting in his face
>MFW he gets pissed off everytime
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XShanaynayX (04/15/2012) [-] He did deserve it though, he was an ass... he woke me up with a bullhorn and killed every single one of my fish with floating candles and beer caps and **** ...
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fuckinfuckinfuck (04/15/2012) [-] >Be 10 years old
>Step mom asks me to get her a bottle of Canada Dry
>Go to fridge
>Shake that **** up
>Enter living room
>Give soda to stepmom
>She opens it
>I pull out my gun
>Shoot her in the chest
>Kill dad next
>Pull down curtains
>Wear curtains as cape
>Get hockey mask from garage
>"The city needs me"
>Become superhero
>Step mom asks me to get her a bottle of Canada Dry
>Go to fridge
>Shake that **** up
>Enter living room
>Give soda to stepmom
>She opens it
>I pull out my gun
>Shoot her in the chest
>Kill dad next
>Pull down curtains
>Wear curtains as cape
>Get hockey mask from garage
>"The city needs me"
>Become superhero
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goochmaster (04/15/2012) [-] Thank you so much for that. Made me laugh harder than the actual post.
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soulsilver (04/15/2012) [-] I am ultra addicted to Coke in glass bottles. I don't know why, I just think it tastes better than out of a can or plastic bottle. And I'm now getting cravings thanks to this post.
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kingofnewyork (04/15/2012) [-] It does. Perhaps it's a similar effect to when wine absorbs the taste of the wooden keg it's in. But I have had experiences when drinking out of glass bottles served at a restaurant made me sick the day after so you have to be careful with those. Shame it's such a high price in stores
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fuckingwumbology (04/15/2012) [-] I did something along the lines of that.
*FLAAAAASHBACK*
-Be 5.
-Dad asks for me to get him a coke.
-Happily accept.
-Grab it
-Remember one line from countless shows. "Shaked, not stirred."
-Start shaking the bottle.
-Give it to him.
-He opens it, gets coke all over the place
-I start bawling
-Can't forget it to this day.
*FLAAAAASHBACK*
-Be 5.
-Dad asks for me to get him a coke.
-Happily accept.
-Grab it
-Remember one line from countless shows. "Shaked, not stirred."
-Start shaking the bottle.
-Give it to him.
-He opens it, gets coke all over the place
-I start bawling
-Can't forget it to this day.
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fuperbooper (04/15/2012) [-] **fuperbooper rolled a random image posted in comment #3609669 at FJ Pony Thread **
It was this person.
It was this person.
