Life should be like this. If life could be like this....... The most unfair thing meet life is the way it ends. I mean, life is . you get at the takes up a lot
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Life should be like this

If life could be like this......

The most unfair thing meet life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is .
you get at the
takes up a lot of your time., What do
1? Death! What' s that, a bonus?
I think the life .".
I awards. You should die first,
get it em of the way,.
live in an old age heme.
get kicked out when youre tee young,
i.: f."" you get a gold watch, you go were
You work yesteryears until ' re young enough to enjoy
your ret, i, You party, you get ready for high school.
tlel)
You grade school, you esteme a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you esteme a little baby,
you back into the womb, we spend wur last nine months
floating-,
and you finish off as an orgasm.
...
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#2 - nithorry (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
this is how i want to end my life
this is how i want to end my life
#68 - AsTeth (04/15/2012) [-]
If the gods wanted us to have dignity, they wouldn't make us fart when we die...
#9 - fabrad (04/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #184 - chuckycoke (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What if you were an abortion?
#25 - lasomacintosh (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why the **** is there a picture of George Carlin?

That's a Woody Allen quote.


#169 - I Am Monkey (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#54 - anonymous (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
''you should die first'',wait wat?,how do you die before being?
User avatar #60 to #54 - mcallisterco (04/15/2012) [-]
Abortion.
#189 - watchesupee (04/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I think this is gross and scary :/

How would we go about reproduction? In order for there to be life, there has to be some kind of cycle. How would that cycle go? We get sucked up into to our fathers penis, and then what? Disappear? Where would these old people come from? I don't think death is that scary once you're happy and had done everything you wanted in life. I think of death as never ending sleep after a tiring day :) and I love my sleep.
#192 to #189 - jimothyjenkins (04/15/2012) [-]
stfu man. its a joke
#180 - smilesandcuteness (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I uploaded this a while ago, so much repost.
#171 - bcmn (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is a Woody Allen quote... not George Carlin's.
#145 - phantomseeker (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#105 - lordherpderp (04/15/2012) [+] (15 replies)
George Carlin is the best comedian ever
George Carlin is the best comedian ever
#55 - tiddycats (04/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I miss Carlin so damn much!
#16 - lackofcareingerer (04/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**** , piss, **** , cunt, cocksucker, mother ****** , and tits. if you do not get this u r no fan of George Carlin.
User avatar #143 - heavymetalhalberd (04/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If I could murder 10 lame comedians in order to resurrect George Carlin, then I'd ************* DO IT!
#147 to #143 - GeneralLeeInsane (04/15/2012) [-]
Ten? Just 10???
I would violently murder thousands if it brought back George Carlin.
#69 - elitegopher (04/15/2012) [-]
RIP Carlin
RIP Carlin
User avatar #86 - icefried (04/15/2012) [-]
So basically he wants to be Benjamin Button?
#76 - anonymous (04/15/2012) [+] (31 replies)
atheists like carlin are the ******* scum of the earth. can we start killing them now? few groups are filled with as much hatred as atheists
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#1 - atomicsnowball (04/14/2012) [-]
"You know, I bet he down there right now, Screaming up at us,"   
Man was a legend   
May he rest in peace
"You know, I bet he down there right now, Screaming up at us,"
Man was a legend
May he rest in peace
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