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User avatar #10 - thijsofbodom (04/14/2012) [-]
Alright! Yeah! C-c-come on!

**** the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls. They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre. They can suck each other just because they're gay. They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack. Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182. All those ******* pussies sounds like doggy-doo. Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair. They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe? Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kills those ******* ********* who programme MTV. They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut. Kill Madonna too and then **** her in the butt. **** Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe. They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West. Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
User avatar #208 to #10 - fosforgasxiii (04/15/2012) [-]
Yeah death to everyone who doesn't share the same taste in music, that's very open-minded.
User avatar #235 to #208 - thijsofbodom (04/15/2012) [-]
I just think the song lyrics are funny bro
I listen to punk and ska and rock
don't even listen to the classic heavy metal much
but its just a cool song because of the artist bashing
User avatar #21 to #10 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/14/2012) [-]
My argument? Queen. **** your metal.
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#16 to #10 - cappelito (04/14/2012) [-]
Not only does this song have the worst lyrics ever, but Mariah Carey and Madonna are great performers and singer. The lyrics sound like a attentionfag wrote them and they're simply bad...and yes i heard the song and it's not even that good.
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