Threat Levels. Found randomly.. POLICE INTIMIDATION LEVEL As Determined by Vehicle Choice Average Speed: MPH Assessment: Easily Escapable SHOE Threat Level: Non
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POLICE INTIMIDATION LEVEL
As Determined by Vehicle Choice
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Easily Escapable
SHOE
Threat Level: None
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Too much spandex to be taken seriously,
Threat Level: Minimal
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Adorably Ridiculous
Threat Level: Small
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Like a car, except it can bite you.
Threat Level: Minor
Average Speed: Depends on speed limit .
Assessment: Na time to assess! RUN!
Threat Level: Threatening
Average Speed: Fast, despite being FULL OF
Assessment: it' s We a niginjail on wheels,
Threat Level: ]
Average Speed: Up to 200 MPH. awake
Assessment: Jesus, dude. What did you DD?
Threat Level: Extreme
Average Speed: Oh God, he' s coming this way.
Assessment: Where did that gun come from?
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Submitted: 04/13/2012
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User avatar #122 - bagofshenanigans (04/14/2012) [-]
What about motorcycle cops?
#117 - anonymous (04/14/2012) [-]
lol i remember the 1st time i saw this it was on fb
i haven't used my fb for 2 years now
#102 - sonicwind (04/14/2012) [-]
mfw  read th ..... zzzzzz
mfw read th ..... zzzzzz
#99 - ieatscenekids (04/14/2012) [-]
**ieatscenekids rolls 77**
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#114 to #99 - jewstorm (04/14/2012) [-]
You my sir. Get my thumbs.
You my sir. Get my thumbs.
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#97 - generaljosh (04/14/2012) [-]
Threat Level: Midnight
#96 - nowiepopsicles (04/14/2012) [-]
**nowiepopsicles rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at 5 Minutes Of Your Life ** MFW my neighbour is Robocop's #1 priority
#94 - Warzonebeta (04/14/2012) [-]
I call 						********					...outrunning a cop on foot is nigh impossible, that donut thing is a lie they made up. They are all very much in shape, very very much so.
I call ******** ...outrunning a cop on foot is nigh impossible, that donut thing is a lie they made up. They are all very much in shape, very very much so.

User avatar #134 to #94 - epicwinone (04/17/2012) [-]
well, maybe where you are. but i know some american cops tht couls skim a couple hundred donuts off their breakfast plate
User avatar #93 - Fifee Boy (04/14/2012) [-]
you dont think a riot gear policeman on a ******* full grown horse charging towards you is less threatening than a police car?
#92 - steliocontos (04/14/2012) [-]
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#91 - anonymous (04/14/2012) [-]
mfw when robocop is chasing me
User avatar #90 - mrfourtysevenman (04/14/2012) [-]
i saw vintage 3 wheeled police moped with pedals
top speed 30
"do you know why i pulled you over?"
"because i let you officer?"
#89 - rustehrussell (04/14/2012) [-]
You're a massive 						******					. This has been reposted a 						****					 ton of times. 						****					 you.
You're a massive ****** . This has been reposted a **** ton of times. **** you.
#88 - albertjester (04/14/2012) [-]
robocop's coming!?
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#121 to #88 - nekoyamii (04/14/2012) [-]
Oh, robocop's coming alright
Oh, robocop's coming alright
#87 - xderykx (04/14/2012) [-]
mfw robocops coming
mfw robocops coming
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#84 - stromming (04/14/2012) [-]
**stromming rolled a random image posted in comment #3497228 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW implying cars can't bite
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