Threat Levels. Found randomly.. POLICE INTIMIDATION LEVEL As Determined by Vehicle Choice Average Speed: MPH Assessment: Easily Escapable SHOE Threat Level: Non
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POLICE INTIMIDATION LEVEL
As Determined by Vehicle Choice
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Easily Escapable
SHOE
Threat Level: None
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Too much spandex to be taken seriously,
Threat Level: Minimal
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Adorably Ridiculous
Threat Level: Small
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Like a car, except it can bite you.
Threat Level: Minor
Average Speed: Depends on speed limit .
Assessment: Na time to assess! RUN!
Threat Level: Threatening
Average Speed: Fast, despite being FULL OF
Assessment: it' s We a niginjail on wheels,
Threat Level: ]
Average Speed: Up to 200 MPH. awake
Assessment: Jesus, dude. What did you DD?
Threat Level: Extreme
Average Speed: Oh God, he' s coming this way.
Assessment: Where did that gun come from?
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Submitted: 04/13/2012
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#33 - anttihh (04/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**anttihh rolls 88**
#1 - bobblobbob (04/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
mfw first one
mfw first one
#99 - ieatscenekids (04/14/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**ieatscenekids rolls 77**
#40 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
GTA IV Version...
#38 - killedkenny (04/14/2012) [-]
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#23 - forevertrombone (04/14/2012) [-]
If you meet this cop, there's a 450% chance you're going to die.
(That's the cop from Terminator)
#83 - nateH (04/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What about this shoe?
User avatar #62 - gothdino (04/14/2012) [-]
**gothdino rolls 3** 3
#59 - jordanish (04/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Legend of zelda edition:
OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** HOW MANY ARE THERE? WHY DID YOU ******* DO THAT DUDE? THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE WALLS! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
#12 - seeggul (04/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
please.
+12
#9 - spazzmaster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#55 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
Move, bitch.   
Get out the way.
Move, bitch.
Get out the way.
#69 - theJackal (04/14/2012) [-]
Stop in the name of the law
Stop in the name of the law
User avatar #21 - ivoryhammer (04/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah, try running away from a cop, see what happens.
User avatar #24 to #21 - heartlessrobot (04/14/2012) [-]
Depends on if it's a fat cop and/or the skill level of parkour the runner is capable of.
#71 - laxener (04/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**laxener rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at Facebook.... **
User avatar #73 to #71 - epiquefailguy (04/14/2012) [-]
It says "Did I just spend five minutes with my phone to the computer screen"

And yes, yes I did spend 5 minutes with my phone to the computer screen
#31 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
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COP - Wanted Down.

Don't worry, problem solved.
#5 - robocopftw ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
this is when i feel proudest in my life.
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