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#294 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
Canada sucks.   
   
nuffsed'
Canada sucks.

nuffsed'
User avatar #346 to #294 - tehkawaiineko (04/14/2012) [-]
0/10
User avatar #306 to #294 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
Cool attempt at trolling bro
User avatar #307 to #306 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
Bless you
#297 to #294 - 4chan refugee (04/14/2012) [-]
so does whatever ******** you come from.
User avatar #315 to #297 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
Im from canada
User avatar #296 to #294 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
Sorry what?
Couldn't hear you over my healthcare.
#319 to #296 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
heath care?   
   
Im sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the moon.
heath care?

Im sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the moon.
User avatar #327 to #319 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
Not mad, What's the use of being on the moon when you can barely hold your own COUNTRY together?
#332 to #327 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
Lol watching too much U.S. media I see. Its not as bad as the media makes it out to be. There haven't been any true riots only police over reacting towards protesters. 99% is a joke, I went and saw them in DC. About the only 2 things that are really bad are the debt and unemployment. Besides, our economy might be 						****					 but U.S. currency still hold more value than Canadian currency. But keep on believing the propaganda man.
Lol watching too much U.S. media I see. Its not as bad as the media makes it out to be. There haven't been any true riots only police over reacting towards protesters. 99% is a joke, I went and saw them in DC. About the only 2 things that are really bad are the debt and unemployment. Besides, our economy might be **** but U.S. currency still hold more value than Canadian currency. But keep on believing the propaganda man.
#343 to #332 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
respect..
respect..
User avatar #338 to #332 - spamalope (04/14/2012) [-]
FINALLY! SOMEONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
User avatar #335 to #332 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
Hold on, this may cause a ********* .
At least we aren't ******* HATED enough by EVERYONE that we've been at war for 209 years.
Hell, you even got your world trade center knocked out, because no one loves you.
#349 to #335 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, people hate us. If you learned anything about the U.S. you'd know its been a super power since the war or 1812. Superpowers tend to be hated by everyone. Everyone sees the U.S. as a threat because 1. the majority of us are patriotic and headstrong as **** 2. our military is so strong 3. Everyone hates us anyways from the Imperialism 4. If we were ever invaded i bet my balls and dick every man woman and child would fight agenced the invaders. Anyways were in with the interests of Jerusalem so that an immediate **** you from Islam.
User avatar #377 to #349 - tunotoo (04/14/2012) [-]
I like how Canadians refused to fight in the war of 1812

the american forces kinda just packed up and left after a some time.
User avatar #355 to #349 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
"Against, We're", sorry. And, no, superpowers are hated when they abuse the **** out of the abilities of being a superpower. You invade anything with oil, start a war, and kill everyone who says otherwise.
Only reason you haven't tried to invade china is because their ****** army is bigger than your entire COUNTRY.
#615 to #355 - ThePleasureman (04/15/2012) [-]
Besides the U.S. military is quite well supplied. China on the other hand only has one rifle for every 3 soldiers. China's defense budget $100,000,000,000, US defense budget $692,000,000,000. Theres a reason why weve only lost one war in our entire nations history, Vietnam, and even that is disputed as a true war.
Besides the U.S. military is quite well supplied. China on the other hand only has one rifle for every 3 soldiers. China's defense budget $100,000,000,000, US defense budget $692,000,000,000. Theres a reason why weve only lost one war in our entire nations history, Vietnam, and even that is disputed as a true war.

User avatar #616 to #615 - ThePleasureman (04/15/2012) [-]
may i add we have military bases al over the planet
User avatar #614 to #355 - ThePleasureman (04/15/2012) [-]
The U.S. is rated as the top military power on the face of the earth. China is 3rd, Canada is 25th. Im sorry we hurt peoples feelings when we try and make our country more powerful (power = safety), you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. We would beat China in all out war I assure you the only reason we havent attacked them is because they arnt hostile towards us. Numbers don't win wars dude tactics do. You really have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
#348 to #335 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
Ok.. some things might be ok to say, 						****					 say USA sucks i dont give a 						****					, its your right to say what you want. But that there, is not ok. Thumb me down for this but i dont give a flip. 9-11 jokes will never be ok. Have some respect. Just another example on Canadians being, well.. Canadians. Re cap that comment bro
Ok.. some things might be ok to say, **** say USA sucks i dont give a **** , its your right to say what you want. But that there, is not ok. Thumb me down for this but i dont give a flip. 9-11 jokes will never be ok. Have some respect. Just another example on Canadians being, well.. Canadians. Re cap that comment bro
User avatar #351 to #348 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
Okay, go ahead. You assholes showed NO respect when you bombed hiroshima, and took out a good chunk of the japs, but then you flip **** when i talk about 9/11?
American logic, much.
User avatar #376 to #351 - multednipple (04/14/2012) [-]
I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite and friendly.... :(
User avatar #383 to #376 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
not all the time, sorry.
User avatar #379 to #376 - tunotoo (04/14/2012) [-]
my apologies for my disgruntled brethren
User avatar #363 to #351 - Shadow Guardian (04/14/2012) [-]
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were bombed during war to force the Japanese to surrender so we wouldn't have to invade the Home Islands, which would have cost over a million American lives. So we nuke them. 9/11 was an attack against us during a time of peace by an extremist group.
If you are going to call us assholes, be sure to understand the motives as well as the actions committed.
User avatar #362 to #351 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
it was either nuke japan or risk another few million american lives taking japan. Were not going to value the live of a contry we've just been in total war with for 4 years over the lives of our own people.
User avatar #360 to #351 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
I guess if something like 9-11 happens to canada (which i hope you will never have to go through along with other countries) you would understand better. it was in bad taste bro, sorry. How i feel.
User avatar #359 to #351 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
Neither did they when they bombed pearl harbor. Regardless, they weren't giving up we told them we were going to nuke them, they said **** you because they thought it was a bluff. Merica dont **** around, we nuked em and they **** themselves. War is a horrible thing if we were losing WWII and we refused to surrender i doubt Japan or the Germans were to do anything different than what we did. We did send in relief support to Japan after the bombing. Anyways The nuking of japan was at the end of a war, A WAR. the attack on the world trade center was out of the clear blue.
User avatar #364 to #359 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
Try and justify america's actions all you want, the bulk of it is, you've only ever been at peace with one country, Canada, all the other countries don't want to **** with you, is because we would be affected. China hasn't ****** your **** up yet due to they like US.
User avatar #403 to #364 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
P.s. try andd justify war in general dude
User avatar #385 to #364 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
and aactually no we havent always been at peace with Canada. Aroostook war, look it up. lumberjacks fought each other with axes and guns, Wikipedia says it was a peaceful feud, far from it.
User avatar #386 to #385 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
we also burned down your whitehouse in 1812. we haven't always been at peace, but we are. for now.
#396 to #386 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
Thoes were British soldiers dude mabe some of them were Canadian but you cant take full credit, remember Canada was french, french hate the British, why would they fight in their army? Regardless the US was planning on invading Canada because Canada was weakly defended and we wanted to get at Britain for 						*******					 with our boats in the Atlantic. The US  could annex you right now and your military wouldn't be able to react fast enough. if you know any thing about modern US warfare at all you know that we use blitzkrieg tactics. why do you think Saddam got buttpounded. Go play fallout 3
Thoes were British soldiers dude mabe some of them were Canadian but you cant take full credit, remember Canada was french, french hate the British, why would they fight in their army? Regardless the US was planning on invading Canada because Canada was weakly defended and we wanted to get at Britain for ******* with our boats in the Atlantic. The US could annex you right now and your military wouldn't be able to react fast enough. if you know any thing about modern US warfare at all you know that we use blitzkrieg tactics. why do you think Saddam got buttpounded. Go play fallout 3
User avatar #418 to #396 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
I hate all the new modern FPS shooters, because they're just a waste of time.
And, yes, we would, if YOU'VE been paying attention, we've been getting huge military budgets lately, new planes, new Navy, new tanks.

#372 to #364 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
China hasn't attacked us yet because there is no economic gain in doing so. Why would you try and wage an imperialistic war with one of the strongest super powers on the face of the earth that is supplying your country with jobs and injecting your economy with some of the most valuable currency on the planet. They'd be losing more money than gaining any because the US owes China money, they topple our government our money has no value because its all based off trust in our government. Its simple economics dude.
User avatar #375 to #372 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
If you were out of the way, china would have a clear shot at becoming the superpower, they have like, 2 billion ******* people. They could throw half their army at you, win, become superpower within 5 years.
#380 to #375 - ThePleasureman (04/14/2012) [-]
China is the growing super power in case you haven't noticed. You don't need to wage a war to become the stronger country. What the 						****					 do you think the cold war was? Besides the point if China did invade us, our economics are 						****					 right now but if you learn anything from history, 						************					 WWII. WWII brought us out of the great depression, and if china invaded us it be WWIII. The US wouldent just give up dip 						****					 hitler almost beat russia (who had a vastly larger military) the only reason he didnt win is because he was on the offence and wore out his army. if they attacked us it be on our land and i doubt the US citizens would run like bitchtits france. We are the hardest country on earth to conquer weather you believe it or not. You have no idea what youre saying.
China is the growing super power in case you haven't noticed. You don't need to wage a war to become the stronger country. What the **** do you think the cold war was? Besides the point if China did invade us, our economics are **** right now but if you learn anything from history, ************ WWII. WWII brought us out of the great depression, and if china invaded us it be WWIII. The US wouldent just give up dip **** hitler almost beat russia (who had a vastly larger military) the only reason he didnt win is because he was on the offence and wore out his army. if they attacked us it be on our land and i doubt the US citizens would run like bitchtits france. We are the hardest country on earth to conquer weather you believe it or not. You have no idea what youre saying.
User avatar #314 to #296 - crystalmethod (04/14/2012) [-]
Is that the only argument you Canadians have? You're all a bunch of broken records
User avatar #321 to #314 - IamTROGDOR (04/14/2012) [-]
we are broken records?, well we can get that fixed for free
#329 to #321 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
Canada's care plan only covers the basics. You're still on your own for any extras, including prescription drugs. And you still have to pay for it --- think i got this from the canada site, about the argument on US Healthcare and Canadian, thought i would give it a look ... *shurgs* .... thing is, this whole post was to piss Canadians off, and see? all my reds? more reds i get, the better...
Canada's care plan only covers the basics. You're still on your own for any extras, including prescription drugs. And you still have to pay for it --- think i got this from the canada site, about the argument on US Healthcare and Canadian, thought i would give it a look ... *shurgs* .... thing is, this whole post was to piss Canadians off, and see? all my reds? more reds i get, the better...
#366 to #329 - Shadow Guardian (04/14/2012) [-]
More reds the better huh? Then you should have this.
User avatar #371 to #366 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
Ur my new best friend, forced friendship
User avatar #316 to #314 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
No, we also have a much more stable economy, trees, less people=less food required to process, DELICIOUS Bacon and Maple Syrup, free ice.
User avatar #320 to #316 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
And?
User avatar #325 to #320 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2012) [-]
Could go on, too lazy.
User avatar #341 to #325 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
right
User avatar #299 to #296 - tjboi (04/14/2012) [-]
awe you hurt my feelers
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