Ain't no tilte here

"Wow, you've gotten older since I saw you last"


Mfw

...which is why I never leave my room anyway.

<My, Timmy, you've gotten so much bigger since I last saw you.

>Why yes, Mrs Johnson, I guess I have at that. And may I just say that since I last saw you,
your breasts, thighs, and ass have filled out considerably with the few pounds you've put on.
You've developed into quite a curvaceous and voluptuous MILF, and if Mr Johnson doesn't
go down on you any more, I'd also like to say I'm first in line to pick up the slack.
Do you shave your pussy, Mrs Johnson?



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NO sir, there surely isnt a tilte here.

I was getting home from a normal Friday night, high as fuck, and my parents have a bunch of friends over eating dinner in the dining room. I walk in and my Dad says, "Hi, Jake.", I replied with "Hi". Then, my mom says, "Hi, Jake.", and I reply with, "Hi.". Then one of my parents friends say, "Hi, Jake." and again, I reply with with, "Hi." This was repeated for about 12 people and they thought it was funny. I was freaking out standing there in front of 15 adults high as fuck saying hi and I just wanting to go to my room. MFW offered some rice.

One time I actually made it to my room but they forced me to meet the guests....

"The last time I saw you , you were just a little baby, you've gotten so tall!"
"Haha , thanks "
In my head : WELL SHIT WHEN I WAS 5 I THOUGHT I HAD INACTIVE GROWTH HORMONES BUT THANK FUCK FOR THAT HUH

"Wow, have you gotten taller? You should be a basketball player!"

why is this on the front page?

or just another repost

All... The... Time... I fucking hate people, especially ones associated with people i have to live with!

we all kno that feeel

LOL FUCK THAT