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blew my mind
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In he beginning. there was first of all Pokemon. Alone in the void, one Pokemon
From Mewthree was an egg. Together in the void, one Pokemon.
In he void the egg hatched. From this egg came Arceus, the second of all Pokemon. Together in the void. two
Pokemon.
From the void Arceus created the universe. The universe was lawless, so Arceus created Dialga and Palkia to rule over
Space and Time. To balance these forces of order, Giratina was created. Lord - Together in the universe, five
Pokemon.
From the universe Dialga and Palkia created matter. The matterial lawless, so Dialga and Palkia created Kyogre.
so it created for melts realm of Chaos and retreated fromthe order. Alone in the chaos, one Pokemon. Together in the
universe, seven Pokemon.
From the matter. Kyogre. Groudon, and Rayquaza created the world. kyogre and Groudon drew together water and
earth. and waged a fierce war over the world they had created. kyogre raised the ocean to cover the land. and Groudon raised mountains from the depths to
reclaim the surface. Rayquaza drew together the air and stopped either from progressing further. A truce was created, the war ended. On the land there became
water, underlie ocean was land. In the places where the two met, life sprung up on the world. Upon seeing what had happened, the three created a balance
between themselves. kyogre took to the depths of the ocean, Groudon to the heart ofa mountain, Rayquaza to the vast sky. Life grew and covered the world. Life
filled the ocean, land and sky. All life contains the legacy ofthose Pokemon. and is equal underlie eyes of its creators.
bu mp for the one true religion
Groudon. and Rayquaza to rule over Liquid, Solid, and Gas. However, Giratina could not live in a universe of such order.
In he beginning. there was first of all Pokemon. Alone in the void, one Pokemon
From Mewthree was an egg. Together in the void, one Pokemon.
In he void the egg hatched. From this egg came Arceus, the second of all Pokemon. Together in the void. two
Pokemon.
From the void Arceus created the universe. The universe was lawless, so Arceus created Dialga and Palkia to rule over
Space and Time. To balance these forces of order, Giratina was created. Lord - Together in the universe, five
Pokemon.
From the universe Dialga and Palkia created matter. The matterial lawless, so Dialga and Palkia created Kyogre.
so it created for melts realm of Chaos and retreated fromthe order. Alone in the chaos, one Pokemon. Together in the
universe, seven Pokemon.
From the matter. Kyogre. Groudon, and Rayquaza created the world. kyogre and Groudon drew together water and
earth. and waged a fierce war over the world they had created. kyogre raised the ocean to cover the land. and Groudon raised mountains from the depths to
reclaim the surface. Rayquaza drew together the air and stopped either from progressing further. A truce was created, the war ended. On the land there became
water, underlie ocean was land. In the places where the two met, life sprung up on the world. Upon seeing what had happened, the three created a balance
between themselves. kyogre took to the depths of the ocean, Groudon to the heart ofa mountain, Rayquaza to the vast sky. Life grew and covered the world. Life
filled the ocean, land and sky. All life contains the legacy ofthose Pokemon. and is equal underlie eyes of its creators.
bu mp for the one true religion
Groudon. and Rayquaza to rule over Liquid, Solid, and Gas. However, Giratina could not live in a universe of such order.
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acidtrunks ONLINE (04/13/2012) [+]
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they forgot a few things
Kyogre Rayquaza and Groudon had also created various elements. These would be controlled by Regigigas who made Regice, Regirock, Registeel, and then Moltres, Articuno and Zapdos were created separately
Then Arceus saw that all these pokemon were fighting, so he created Uxie, Axel and Mesprit to keep emotional balance. Then he created Reshiram and Zekrom to show checks and balances.
Eventual Mew had created many other pokemon to be made as civilians on Planet Pokemon, such as pikachu, rhydon etc. and so he had a chosen one among these civilians known as Eevee who would adapt to his surroundings to survive.
Eevee who would transform into Jolteon, Flareon and Vaporeon would be able to transform back and forth once he was at rest.
Sadly though, in the Johto region many disputes had broke out. So before drastic measures had to be taken, Mew had created Ho-oh and Lugia to be a second Yin-Yang.
All was fine until a lightning storm had gotten out of control and 3 Eevees were caught in a mysterious building fire in Ecruteak City . Each had transformed into one of the three forms as an attempt to calm the fire. All three had burned to death but once word had reached Ho-oh next door, he had come to the Burned Tower and reincarnated the three as Suicune, Entei and Raiku.
Because there was no Guardian of the forests alongside these three, Celebi was created.
During all this time Arceus was making new pokemon when he fucked up. He had created two asteroid pokemon, Jirachi(shooting star) and Deoxys(Meteor Crash).
Few years have passed and 3 more sets of Yin- Yang have been created so to speak.
These are Darkrai and Cresselia , Espeon and Umbreon, and the Lati@s'
Then they have created more elemental legendaries. Shaymin and his alternate form for plants(grass) Heatran for volcanoes(fire) and Manaphy for Water. Each is special. Heatran can be either gender, Shaymin has two forms and Manaphy has a kid, Phione.
Kyogre Rayquaza and Groudon had also created various elements. These would be controlled by Regigigas who made Regice, Regirock, Registeel, and then Moltres, Articuno and Zapdos were created separately
Then Arceus saw that all these pokemon were fighting, so he created Uxie, Axel and Mesprit to keep emotional balance. Then he created Reshiram and Zekrom to show checks and balances.
Eventual Mew had created many other pokemon to be made as civilians on Planet Pokemon, such as pikachu, rhydon etc. and so he had a chosen one among these civilians known as Eevee who would adapt to his surroundings to survive.
Eevee who would transform into Jolteon, Flareon and Vaporeon would be able to transform back and forth once he was at rest.
Sadly though, in the Johto region many disputes had broke out. So before drastic measures had to be taken, Mew had created Ho-oh and Lugia to be a second Yin-Yang.
All was fine until a lightning storm had gotten out of control and 3 Eevees were caught in a mysterious building fire in Ecruteak City . Each had transformed into one of the three forms as an attempt to calm the fire. All three had burned to death but once word had reached Ho-oh next door, he had come to the Burned Tower and reincarnated the three as Suicune, Entei and Raiku.
Because there was no Guardian of the forests alongside these three, Celebi was created.
During all this time Arceus was making new pokemon when he fucked up. He had created two asteroid pokemon, Jirachi(shooting star) and Deoxys(Meteor Crash).
Few years have passed and 3 more sets of Yin- Yang have been created so to speak.
These are Darkrai and Cresselia , Espeon and Umbreon, and the Lati@s'
Then they have created more elemental legendaries. Shaymin and his alternate form for plants(grass) Heatran for volcanoes(fire) and Manaphy for Water. Each is special. Heatran can be either gender, Shaymin has two forms and Manaphy has a kid, Phione.
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xxalexlolxx **User deleted account** (04/13/2012) [-] So powerful but only to be captured by a 10 year old boy/girl
