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#191
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bluelightbebop (04/13/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
Let me tell you something, dearest "Captain".
I may not have the strength nor the agility your altered body posses, but, as far as i know and as far as you're concerned, those came to you by mere casualty, not by effort or other kind of work.
Now, considering i renewed the Energy world by, single-handedly and by myself, creating a miniaturized Arc Reactor "In a cave, with a box of scraps", i may say that my "abilities", which would be, having an amazing cognitive sense, and in-human mathematical capabilities, have far more merit than your crude, average "Super human" strength/speed.
Now, take away my armor, and what is left?
A Genius, Multi billionaire, Philantropist, Play Boy.
I had to study, to be what i am, dearest captain.
You, are the epitome of the "Golden Heart" paradigm.
Now, if you excuse me, i have schedule to complete.
... Where's that Gladstone dog...?
I may not have the strength nor the agility your altered body posses, but, as far as i know and as far as you're concerned, those came to you by mere casualty, not by effort or other kind of work.
Now, considering i renewed the Energy world by, single-handedly and by myself, creating a miniaturized Arc Reactor "In a cave, with a box of scraps", i may say that my "abilities", which would be, having an amazing cognitive sense, and in-human mathematical capabilities, have far more merit than your crude, average "Super human" strength/speed.
Now, take away my armor, and what is left?
A Genius, Multi billionaire, Philantropist, Play Boy.
I had to study, to be what i am, dearest captain.
You, are the epitome of the "Golden Heart" paradigm.
Now, if you excuse me, i have schedule to complete.
... Where's that Gladstone dog...?
#17
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boogiemanjim (04/13/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
He's a billionaire playboy philanthropist that could get any piece of ass he wants and buy anything he wants.
#182
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cloudshadowevil (04/13/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Is it the part where he says:" Im a multi-billionaire playboy philanthropist??" Cause that shit was fucking awesome.
never got that: guy with steroids mocks genius playboy?
Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist?
I think that's the line? I probably remembered it wrong
I think that's the line? I probably remembered it wrong
>sherlock holmes in a suit of armor
Someone seriously needs to make Mecha Holmes: Destroyer of Crime
Someone seriously needs to make Mecha Holmes: Destroyer of Crime