Awkward

>be me
>being a waiter
>serving food because that's my job
>feel confident carrying many plates of food
>confidently serve a table their starters
>go back to kitchen
>one bowl of soup left
>easy
>get to table, man is expecting his soup
>i expect to give him his soup
>suddenly my hands are fucking shit
>fumble like a bitch
>BOILING SOUP ON HIS CROTCH
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckohgodi'msosorry
>steaming genital soup everywhere
>take his napkin, try to dab it up
>realize i'm dabbing his dick
>look up
>entire family in shock
>look at man
>he's fucking crying
>i don't know what to say so i start crying too
>manager comes over, whattheactualfuck.jpeg
MFW.

> Be low on cash
> Abusive boyfriend doesn't work
> Pick up second job as waitress
> Rushing around so my boss doesn't fire my ass
> Customer thinks I'm bringing him his food when it's for the table next to him
> Flips table
> Boss blames me
> Gets fired, loses apartment
> Family never lets me live it down
> Boyfriend gets more abusive
>MFW

**amosg rolls 6,633** i'm feeling lucky today

**coopergrimm rolls 33**

mfw I sit down and order before another table and they get their food before me

>Chillin at a restaurant
>My bro is sitting beside me
>After like 30 minutes waiting, our food finally comes
>Bro starts getting very excited
>Waitress walks right by
>whatthefuckbruh.jpg
>Friend is near starvation at this point
>Flips out when it's not our food
>I tell him down
>Gets even more mad and slaps my shit
>I fall over on my back
>Everybody look at me and my friend, who's panting now
>He apologizes to everyone
>He grabs my legs to help me up
>Waitress also grabs my other legs to help me up
>I am a table

**WizardOfTheLawl rolled a random image posted in comment #3615958 at FJ Pony Thread ** My reaction to this event

**jimenitlol rolls 33** DUBS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

That awkward moment when you were going to flip the table, But your in a booth.

**PedRObEar rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at I hate it when... ** i feel you man, feels bad.

I literally woke up less than 30min ago...

I had a dream this was happening to me. With exact detail, except it was a waiter and not a waitress.

Seriously, I had a dream about this scenario about 30min ago.

OP incepted me to get front page.... faggot

NO DESK IS SICK AND TIRED OF BEING FLIPPED

mfw I'm the waitress

I'm sorry but am I the only one wondering why this is on frontpage?

this isn't funny

**christheflops rolled a random image posted in comment #185 at Saw this kid in the Taco Bell parking ** somehow it's worse when it happens the second time.
< MFW

This has 6k thumbs? Really guys? Is this how low we've stepped?