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User avatar #10 - xxAnnekaxx (04/12/2012) [-]
Me and my boyfriend haven't had sex for a month.... but it's him choosing not to and me going out of my mind. Dunno why people always assume it's the girl who's not up for it...
#22 to #10 - xelihope (04/12/2012) [-]
I'm in a long distance relationship and only get to see my bf once every 2-3 months for a long weekend...

I haven't had sex in 5 weeks. Wasn't either of our choices :(
User avatar #44 to #22 - absynthe (04/12/2012) [-]
i know that feeling, 4 hour drive away, went 9 months last time. was pretty terrible. when we saw eachother though had a week of ******* at least once a day sometimes up to 3 or 4
#46 to #44 - xelihope (04/12/2012) [-]
If it's a 4 hour drive, why would you got 9 MONTHS?
User avatar #47 to #46 - absynthe (04/12/2012) [-]
her mom hates me and refused to let us see eachother, even threatened to call the cops if i came and saw her for our anniversary.
#24 to #22 - thelastprothean (04/12/2012) [-]
Damn. That really sucks. but it does put things in perspective for me. My gf lives 4.5 hours away and i only get to see her once a month. It really sucks. But i feel for you
#26 to #24 - xelihope (04/12/2012) [-]
We're the lucky ones. 8 hours here. I'm getting sick of 8 hour bus rides.

I say we're the lucky ones because it's at least within the same country.
#37 to #26 - foreverlolling (04/12/2012) [-]
i was one of the unlucky ones, i see my girlfriend every 1 to 2 years on my holidays since I'm in the United Kingdom and she's in the Phlippines, been going strong now for 2 years and i olny get my sexy times during these times...but we make it up for it ...if you know what i mean
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#28 to #26 - thelastprothean (04/12/2012) [-]
Absolutely. Lets keep it positive everyone!
#30 to #28 - xelihope (04/12/2012) [-]
I just realized your name is 'the last prothean'.

******* sweet.
User avatar #31 to #30 - thelastprothean (04/12/2012) [-]
Why thank you :) i take you are a fan of Mass Effect?
#32 to #31 - xelihope (04/12/2012) [-]
yeah, I didn't get to play any of them until recently since I don't have a console or decent PC to play new **** on, but I did get to play one and two before 3 came out, then marathoned 3.
Great stuff. TALI'ZORAH FOREVER.
User avatar #33 to #32 - thelastprothean (04/12/2012) [-]
Hells yeah! I played through all of them at least 4 times, and romanced her everytime! Keelah'Selai
User avatar #12 to #10 - demure (04/12/2012) [-]
damn thats a long ass time... i freak out if i dont get nookie at least every other day, and if a month went by id probably assume that he hated me o_o
User avatar #15 to #12 - xxAnnekaxx (04/12/2012) [-]
I am seriously about ready to kill myself.
User avatar #17 to #15 - demure (04/12/2012) [-]
my bf usually initiates it but if im in the mood and he isnt i just nibble his neck a little bit and...well, you get the idea... ;)
#19 to #17 - gioc (04/12/2012) [-]
Im not sure I fully understand "the idea".    
   
You should continue.
Im not sure I fully understand "the idea".

You should continue.
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