omg he's perfect!!

Still would bang

Yeah me to even if i am straight.

but you arent.. no straight man even jokes like that.


jus sayin

Daniel Tosh's entire comedic routine is based around acting gay even though he's straight.

..and? seriously... i dont care. tosh gets paid to fake it like a 10 dollar slut. you other closet kids dont... dont be angry because im a realist

Alright, fair game. Have you heard of being comfortable with your masculinity? I can make gay jokes without being afraid I'm going to "turn gay" just by making a joke, because I know for a fact I'm straight.

whatever u say bro. i make gay jokes too but i dont put my sexuality in question and act like its normal for a straight man to do..

awaits reds that i dgaf about in reality

i am straight im just tin touch with my femine side there's nothing wrong with being a bit camp

>theres nothing wrong with being a bit camp

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

what the fuck is wrong with you?
did you lose your penis in a horrible accident?

He's straight and can happily make jokes about gay stuff without feeling the need to have a cock in his ass or feel like less of a man for saying it.

I'd say he's straighter than you ever will be.
Confidence in your sexuality > Pretending to be 'manly' because you're secretly gay yourself.

this is homo propaganda .. jus sayin...
straight people know this and shrug it off

It's okay to be scared, eventually you will realise who you are and you'll feel much better about yourself.

*shrugs off homo attempt



seriously.. go get the weakest broneez ok? you need to do way better than that if you want to rustle my jimmies bro

Denial is a natural thing at first, no one is judging you because of it.
I'm just saying that you'll feel much better when you finally realise that you love the cock and all that all this anger towards the gay community is because you can't admit it to yourself.

im sorry my homosexual brother but im cool with my sexuality. there is no denial here except when i attempt to bed women out of my league(it happens man)

dude just go be gay and proud with your bf.. i dgaf

While i'm flattered you think i'm gay, I'm not interested, I like the ladies.
Just know, that if you are indeed straight, it's okay to admit that a guy is hot,even joke about gay stuff with him, without actually wanting his cock inside you.

If you ever feel the need to come out and need someone to talk too, I shan't judge you ^.^

please kid.. saying you arent gay and being not gay IRL are very different.

truth be told..im tired of that guy. whether i was gay or not i would think that. just give it up sport... i give no fucks what you think about me so just relax k?

**jimothyjenkins rolled a random image posted in comment #275 at If Only. . . **
>homo tries to blend in with heteros
>homo meets hetero with typing skills
>homo feels threatened and attacks hetero like a child
>hetero responds like a sir as much as homo asks for
>homo claims hetero-ness
>true hetero gives no fucks either way
<mfw homo keeps trying to rustle my unrustlables..

^ the post of a man who lost the argument and refuses to accept it.

as a straight man i will let this roll stand.

whatever you say kid

whatever i'm not getting into a argument just because you have deeply repressed homosexual feelings which you have not yet learned to accept i hope for your sake you seek help or your life is just going to go more and more downhill until eventually you start killing prostitutes and keeping them in garage :)

ok bro. take care of yourself ok

I will and as of now we will go our separate ways and never speak again agreed?

sure man. but if you need hetero advice just look me up


ggg becomes realitycloud

come on man really you really wanna go down this road we were so close but you just had to bring it up fine then bring it on do your worst